ToLazyToBeConsidaredAlive
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‘Alive. Need time off. Will return. Do not worry.’ by ToLazyToBeConsidaredAlive
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
30 Jun 2026
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After retreating Bruce from the time stream Red Robin disappeared, every bat got a text message.
‘Alive. Need time off. Will return. Do not worry.’
Each of them feels responsible for Tim’s disappearance, worried that he won’t come back.
Then, one morning, Tim shows up at breakfast as if nothing had happened, completely oblivious to the fact that his family had been quietly freaking out during his absence.
Or: Tim takes a vacation and comes back mentally and emotionally stable. The rest of the family, however, isn’t.
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Tim is perfectly fine with his parents’ absence. What he does need is someone to sign school permission slips, accompany him to doctor’s appointments, and take him to events that won’t admit children without an adult.
So, after weighing his options, Tim decides to compress a months-long adoption process into two days.
He has no intention of inconveniencing the Waynes. He plans to continue living at Drake Manor and only rely on them when a legal guardian is actually required.
Still, since he has legally taken his neighbors’ family name, informing them that, in the eyes of the law, he is now a Wayne simply seems like the polite thing to do.
Or: Tim basically adopts himself into the Wayne family through hacking, forgery, and blackmail.
Series
- Part 1 of You are my dad now
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Timothy Jackson Drake and his definitely absolutely not dead parents by ToLazyToBeConsidaredAlive
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics)
14 Jun 2026
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Everyone is under the impression that Tim’s parents are neglectful, and that’s simply not the truth.
Tiny Tim at a gala
“I am here to donate to this charity as a stand-in for my parents.”During Kidnapping #1
“Drakes don’t pay ransom money. I can pay you if you if you work for me tho.”During Kidnapping #2
“They might be somewhere without mobile signal. Sorry.”At school, with teachers
“They are traveling. Here is their email address, it’s better than calling them.”Bruce
“Are your parents still coming back to Gotham tomorrow? I would like to see them.”Tim
“Oh, they arrived yesterday and got on a plane this morning to visit the next digging site.”Bruce
“Hmmm.”The truth is, Tim has masterfully managed to fool everyone.
Tim’s parents have been dead since Tim was eight years old.
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Tim…
…leads Drake industries.
…creates an information network in Crime Ally.
…becomes storage manager of magical artefacts.
All that while trying to not get caught by his neighbour Batman. -
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Part of a series
can be read alone, some info:Tim:
- sees Damian as his little brother.- believes training must harm him to make him learn his lesson.
- is proud of Damian being close to killing him three times.
Damian
- figures out Tim’s mindset regarding training resembles The Legues.__________________
After the revelation in the cave, Damian had been forced to reevaluate many of his assumptions about Drake.
He was discovering that what he had interpreted as hostility had actually been sincerity.
The nitpicking had been advice.
The mockery after Damian mastered a skill had been Timothy expressing genuine pride.
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- Part 2 of Training like a Drake
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Placed some time after Damian came to the family and no longer wanted Tim gone.
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To Tim these things are facts:
- Robin is a Job he is good at.
- Damian is his baby brother.
- Training should hurt or there is no improvement (Only applies to Tim)The family is especially horrified by the last “fact” after Tim complained about them not “hitting as hard” and lack of broken bones, cuts and stabbings.
Series
- Part 1 of Training like a Drake
Recent series
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Running Through The Halls Of Your Haunted House by LimeBiscuit
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
01 Jul 2026
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Jack Drake's funeral coincides on the day Jason decided to attack Tim in the Titan's tower, this action unfortunately led to Tim thinking that Jason is hallucination — and thus treating him as such.
Jason thinks Tim has lost his marbles, Tim on the other hand is sure he had lost them alright, he is also sure that he can logic himself out of hallucinating by talking to it — Tim has read many books and has seen many movies in which hallucinations want some emotional clarity or understanding or whatever from you and then they leave you alone so he decides the best course of action is not to call Batman for help or go to sleep or call a psychiatrist but rather to spend next 22 minutes unraveling in front of Hallucijason in hopes of hallucinations fucking off after some sort of soul searching is done.
Hallucinations love soul searching...right???
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author rewatched bojack horseman while reading hallucination Jason fics and thought "what if Tim mistook Jason for a hallucination during the Titan Tower attack because Jack Drake's funeral happened to be on the same day and that just changes everything"
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Bookmarked by ToLazyToBeConsidaredAlive
05 Jul 2026
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Why the Reds Stick Together by ivorylace (heirofthesun)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
26 Jun 2026
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In which Tim Drake spends a year convincing everyone (including himself) that he is handling his parents' deaths just fine, while Jason Todd spends that same year trying to decide whether Red Robin is worth killing.
Unfortunately for both of them, grief is considerably harder to ignore than a homicidal ex-brother.
Or: Tim Drake is depressed, Jason Todd is angry, and somewhere between breaking bones and throwing punches, the Red Hood accidentally starts noticing things he was never supposed to notice.
Bookmarked by ToLazyToBeConsidaredAlive
29 Jun 2026
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There's bruises on his throat and on his thighs, and a deep ache in his bones. He won't be allowed to speak for at least a week, while the deep tissue bruising and rupture heal.
Jason is still being put back together, a flurry of activity that borders on panic.
Bookmarked by ToLazyToBeConsidaredAlive
29 Jun 2026
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living just takes... by SilverSkiesAtMidnight for Giveemhale
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
28 Jun 2026
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Robin dies.
Tim isn’t a little kid anymore. He understands that people - most people - die rather easily, sooner or later.
But Robin isn’t most people.
Robin was supposed to be magic. Like Tim.
Or: Tim's mother passes down more than just a sharp wit and a strong sense of independence, and the batfam are under some severe misapprehensions.
Bookmarked by ToLazyToBeConsidaredAlive
29 Jun 2026
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Tim has always been independent. He disappears into cases, work, or projects, and sometimes spends weeks away with the Titans or other friends. Everyone assumes he’ll come back—he always does.
Then someone realizes they can’t remember the last time they actually spoke to him.
The search begins far later than it should have.
Bookmarked by ToLazyToBeConsidaredAlive
28 Jun 2026