The_Straight_Simp



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    [ DISCONTINUED AND ABANDONED ]

    Being stuck and tortured endlessly in prison for 3 (or was it 4?) months did have a toll on a human being. Dream was no exception. But it’s not like there’s anything he could do.

    So after trying to revive Wilbur, he expected to see Ghostbur gone.

    He didn’t expect to wake up in a different world where the Dream SMP was just roleplay for fans.

    And in his place was another Dream who didn’t expect to see his own server come to life.

    (alt summary: c!dream and cc!dream switch places in the dsmp world and the real world, where both of them either get therapy or become a therapist.)

    (Or, or: We switched c!Dream and cc!Dream and hope to god that they don't get even more issues than they have right now.)

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    29 May 2026

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    In which Karl's time travelling may have messed up the time space continuity more than he intended to.

    Follow the children's adventure as some of the beloved characters from the tales of the SMP get transported into the Dream SMP. And maybe, we will be able to find a family along the way.

    This is essentially me wondering how it would be if Dream at least has someone by his side. Therapy at his finest. This is pure crack until it is not.

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    28 May 2026

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    Different DHMIS stories that explore all the fun possibilities of Yellow Guy having batteries.

    Centered around the main three, but Yellow-centric.

    They aren’t continuous/don’t take place in the exact same universe, but then again, this is DHMIS so. Make of it what you will.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Late one night, Stan Pines receives a phone call from his terrified brother, and Stan begins fearing for his brother's safety.

    If Ford decided to call his brother and tell him about the terrible things Bill was doing to him.

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    17 Jan 2026

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    Dream, having just escaped the prison, desperately seeks shelter away from the SMP. When he’s taken in by Technoblade's wolves, he realises the only way for him to stay safe is to become one of Techno's pets. After all, Technoblade would never let his pets die.

    (Dream sees himself as less than a person and Techno has a hard time convincing his friend that he's a person and not a pet— or a monster.)

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    15 Dec 2025