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Ant Tenna should be happy. He's good at his job. He's well-respected amongst the crew.
He holds a prestigious position, to be sure.
Ant Tenna is the right hand man of the Lord of Screens himself — Ion, the Dreemurr's plasma screen TV.
That's all he's ever been, and that's all he'll ever be. After all, he's only an Addison.
Right?
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22 Jul 2026
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He followed the sound to the desktop, where Purple had told him they usually were.
Several whimpering moans were his welcome. On the couch, a complete chaos of messy blankets and crumpled tissues, were six stick figures he knew very well.
Red and Orange were sprawled out, each with their own blanket, half-sunk among cushions. Green and Purple shared a Minecraft bed, both covering themselves with another blanket. Green blew his nose with an expression of genuine defeat. On the floor, next to a lit campfire, Yellow and Blue were huddled together, wrapped in a thick winter duvet.
"What the-"
"King!" Purple called him with a thick voice. "Thank goodness..."
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King Orange has to take care of a sick Color Gang.
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- Part 1 of Sick sticks
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14 Jul 2026
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I Need Fresh Air (To Keep Myself From Spiraling) by Echo_Sip_Latte
Fandoms: Animator vs. Animation (Short Films - Becker)
06 Jun 2026
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Purple asks to go outside for some fresh air.
It should not be a difficult request. The Far Lands are dangerous, yes, but Purple has never been fragile. They are stubborn, capable and more than old enough to make their own decisions.
The problem is that King remembers what it feels like to lose someone. And some lessons never stop aching.
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14 Jul 2026
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Without a Doubt by voidknight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
14 May 2026
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Petulantly, Rocky says, “Grace sound stupid. Like child.”
“I’m just talking how you talk, buddy.”
“Yes. This is because I talk like child, to speak to stupid human.”
“Well, you don’t have to do that,” I say without thinking.
“♪♫♩as this♪ when, underst♪♪♫d ♪me, question?” Rocky says.
“What?”
“Can♪♪♫will understa♫d it ♫think talks♫♪ as this♪ Eridian you♩♫, question?”
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- Part 1 of certaintyverse
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11 Jul 2026
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Deliver us from evil by nopaintjustpain
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
26 May 2026
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My pride stings a little at being so underestimated by a species that couldn’t even outrun a particularly determined turtle if their life depended on it. Look, I’m no Sha’Carri Richardson, but I’m pretty proud of my seven-minute mile. I worked hard for it. I haven’t been able to handle myself like this since I was... well, since I left Earth.
“Y’know what? Let’s settle this once and for all. I could use an endurance test anyway. Good for my cardio.”
Dr. Bones perks up. “You’ll do a demonstration?”
“Absolutely. Give me two rest days and a warmup, then I’ll show you what the average human athlete can do.”
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AKA, Grace doesn't consider himself much of an athlete, but he's no slouch either. And he's got the physical prowess of his whole species to represent!
The xenobiology team, on the other hand, is horrified to learn what a 'persistence hunter' is.
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- Part 2 of Ave Maria
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11 Jul 2026
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The Wire Mother by nopaintjustpain
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
24 May 2026
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I lived with this hunger long before the Hail Mary. This is nothing new. I’m fine.
Right up until Rocky asks another question.
“When last time you touch other human person skin, question?”
Oh. Oh no. “When I… a few days after I first woke up here.”
Rocky starts to relax for a split second, but then tightens when something occurs to him.
“Grace crewmates dead when you wake up. You said this, statement. You not even know your own name, remember nothing, see dead bodies, confirm?”
I nod, because if I open my mouth I will gag.
“When last time Grace touch ALIVE human person, question.”
I swallow thickly. I don’t answer aloud because I know Rocky can hear the hitch in my breath. My stomach churns with fresh bile. He senses my vital signs tick over into stress patterns and goes very, very still again.
“Grace. When last time, question.”
I clench my jaw so hard my temples ache, and beg him with my eyes to just stop.
“Grace. Please say not when… when Evil Stratt humans put you to sleep.”
I can taste grass.
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AKA: Grace starves for more than just food on the journey to Erid.
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- Part 1 of Ave Maria
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11 Jul 2026
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Of Packs, Promises and Pebbles by C4t1l1n4
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
20 Jun 2026
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Rocky knows that Grace is considered an adult for his species, but his hindbrain goes crazy when he finds out he’s in his 30s. So that’s why he’s been feeling weirder than normal. His alpha instincts think Grace is a pebble.
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What if Eridians had ABO dynamics and humans didn't? (Gen ABO dynamics | Non-sexual heats/ruts)Now with a second chapter feat. Adrian!
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10 Jul 2026
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Rocky's Guide to Adopting an Alien Space Pebble by Caspyre
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 Jul 2026
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Grace is a pebble. An alien pebble, but a pebble nonetheless. Rocky and Adrian know they're the only ones suitable for caring for said pebble. Said pebble has yet to get the memo. In unrelated news, Ryland Grace has a headache.
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10 Jul 2026
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Rockabye by Skye_the_Lofty_Nutcase
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
23 Jul 2026
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The arrival at Erid is a momentous occasion. Rocky is excited and thrilled. Ryland is overwhelmed. But the reunion is happy, beautiful, amazing.
Or that's what it should have been. Except Rocky gets hurt, Ryland is left to try and communicate with an alien planet, and everyone is scrambling to figure out how to do this. To Grace, this is incredible but also bittersweet - he got Rocky home safely with the taumoeba, now he just gets... to starve. To Erid, this is insane - how did Rocky show up in an alien spaceship with a child???
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Ryland Grace is stuck trying to speak Eridian, immediately makes himself sound like a child, and Rocky's world and family scramble to help this strange pebble. Misunderstandings galore, alongside hurt/comfort and angst and fluff.
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10 Jul 2026
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the subtle grace of gravity by disasterdrow, Taraxinium
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 May 2026
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Mica handled a lot of unpredictable situations in their job as an emergency hatchling guardian. It came with the territory – there were all kinds of reasons a pebble too young to be alone might need watching by someone who wasn’t a cluster member. But Mica had never had a situation like the call they received from the space science cluster.
“Engineer Rocky is on that ship, apparently injured, and he’s brought back some kind of alien with him. It’s very young, only IIVI years old, it doesn’t have any of its own kind, but it learned some Eridian from Engineer Rocky. Can you come and watch it while Engineer Rocky recovers and we work out what it needs?”
or, Grace gets babysat by an Eridian.
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- Part 2 of Baby Bird
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09 Jul 2026
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let all the children boogie by disasterdrow, Taraxinium
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 May 2026
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After four years of space travel, Grace and Rocky are finally approaching Erid. Grace has been working hard to learn Eridian, but two days out, disaster strikes - his keyboard is broken and Rocky is hurt.
Luckily, Grace can speak some very basic Eridian with his single set of vocal cords. Unfortunately, he sounds like a newly hatched baby Eridian when he does.
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- Part 1 of Baby Bird
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09 Jul 2026
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Speech pattern by Chaotic_aroace, Lizgir12
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
14 Jul 2026
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Once Rocky learned that Grace can whistle, he decided to teach him how to say some basic words in Eridian
One day when they were close to Erid, Rocky falls ill and is unable to answer to the Eridian messageLuckily, Grace could answer
Too bad that Rocky didn't tell just how, juvenile he sounded when he spoke Eridian
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How Grace confused Eridians about his age
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- 12/?
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09 Jul 2026
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Between a Rock and a hard... Grace? by DreamingDelusions
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
01 Jul 2026
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“That’s a long time.”
“Not long enough.”
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After sixty years on Erid, Rocky had to say goodbye to one of his Soulthrums. It was a long time to have with him, but not long enough.
But not every goodbye lasts forever…
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- Part 2 of PHM and Iron Lung fics
- Part 1 of Eridian Grace Shenanigans
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07 Jul 2026
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After safely landing on Erid, Grace, Rocky, and Simon forge deeper relationships together with the addition of Rocky's mate Adrian. Growing and learning together can be scary, but they are always there for each other. When the humans are invited into a romantic relationship with the Eridian couple, they spend some time thinking about what that would mean for them.
Bloody Mary on the Rocks Fic for my fellow aficionados...
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01 Jul 2026
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Macaque woke up that morning to the dawn shining through his curtains, the sounds of the city starting to wake up, the birds calling out the song of the day, and the horrifying realization that Sun Wukong was climbing in through his window.
Aka; the fic where Wukong drags Macaque into helping him with his glamours. And a bunch of other things happen, but that's not important.
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26 Jun 2026
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"Macaque's sick."
"And how do you know that?"
"His hair only sways around in non-existent wind like that when he's sick or pissed off." Wukong explained, "And I haven't done anything to piss him off so-"
A beat passed before Wukong registered the way everyone was staring at him.
"...Correction, I haven't done anything to piss him off recently." He said, "So. He's definitely sick."
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Macaque gets sick. This is Not A Good Thing.Bookmarked by Tenderized_Meat
26 Jun 2026
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An Everlasting Itch For Things Remote by Chrissy22
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026)
21 Jun 2026
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“Is the alien…dangerous?” he asks slowly.
“No! No, no he’s my friend, he’s - uh, well, the engineer of the Hail Mary,” says Grace. “Look, I’m just saying that - he’s gonna wake up soon, and we don’t need to tell him about how our first meeting went. We can gloss over the whole ‘tackle me to the ground and scare the daylights out of me’ thing. I won’t tell if you won’t.”
Simon is 90% sure this is going to come back to bite him in the form of blackmail but he nods anyways, because it sure as hell sounds like Grace is implying Simon will be allowed to stay a while longer.
Rocky sleeps through the absolute shitshow that is Simon and Grace’s first meeting. It’s probably for the best.
Despite it all, it will be the start of beautiful friendship.- Language:
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25 Jun 2026
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You blinked by caterpie
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Something Is Knocking At Your Door, Something Is Knocking At Your Door(ThatMob), Something Is Knocking At Your Door (ThatMob)
21 Jun 2026
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Mob notices something strange.
Well.
Stranger than usual.
Verity has a habit of appearing in places he definitely wasn't a moment ago, and after one too many impossible sightings, Mob decides to conduct a simple experiment:
Figure out how Verity moves.
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- Part 4 of Oneshots / Requests
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22 Jun 2026
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But what good is time without change? by Lla_loyd
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
26 May 2026
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Ryland Grace never belonged on earth. He never did behave like the typical human. People would say he had his head in the clouds and was always watching the stars. A weirdo, an odd person. What they didn't know was that his home was a mere sixteen lightyears away.
Perhaps all he needed was to leave.
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20 Jun 2026
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Alternative Medicine by CagedEggs
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 Jul 2026
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Grace is old, frail and dying, but Eridian scientists have developed a way to transfer his consciousness into an Eridian body to give him hundreds of years of new life. Grace needs to come to terms with his changing identity and way of life. Its scary and weird, but at least he has his best friend by his side <3
We gotta get through a bit of angstiness before we can be sillay but I will get there!!! Gotta earn the silly. Its like a reward.
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- English
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- 7/8
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19 Jun 2026