Tenderized_Meat
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how NOT to reincarnate by Nicoforlife (the podfic) by FullMetal_Mettle, Tenderized_Meat for Nicoforlife
Fandoms: LEGO Monkie Kid
06 Jan 2026
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“…he, was— he was doing this, he was actually doing this. This was the last point he could turn back from. After this he would have no more control over the situation until he was woken up by something…
He casts the spell, and the Monkey King is gone.
Leaving only a perplexed human in his place.”
aka wukongs impulsive but its a good thing actually
(I stole the tags from the og fic)
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Don't lose your Head by Tenderized_Meat
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Dayshift at Freddy’s
08 Mar 2021
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This story takes place some time after Dsaf 2 before Dave was taken out of the safe room and killed that kid. So Dave, or Davetrap, never showed up....... At all... Jack begins to start wondering what happened to him and is even more surprised to see that many of the other animatronics form the other locations have somehow gone missing though the ones Jack could stumble upon appeared to be severally shaken up and are unable to give Jack a reason as to why. All of said animatronics are happy to go with Jack to his restaurant. Only managing to find a handful off five robots Jack goes to the others in the flipside to find out what has happened to the missing animatronics.
//Gore and strong language//
The first chapter was is kind of a song fic with the song "The Other Side of Paradise" by Glass Animals
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He followed the sound to the desktop, where Purple had told him they usually were.
Several whimpering moans were his welcome. On the couch, a complete chaos of messy blankets and crumpled tissues, were six stick figures he knew very well.
Red and Orange were sprawled out, each with their own blanket, half-sunk among cushions. Green and Purple shared a Minecraft bed, both covering themselves with another blanket. Green blew his nose with an expression of genuine defeat. On the floor, next to a lit campfire, Yellow and Blue were huddled together, wrapped in a thick winter duvet.
"What the-"
"King!" Purple called him with a thick voice. "Thank goodness..."
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King Orange has to take care of a sick Color Gang.
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- Part 1 of Sick sticks
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14 Jul 2026
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I Need Fresh Air (To Keep Myself From Spiraling) by Echo_Sip_Latte
Fandoms: Animator vs. Animation (Short Films - Becker)
06 Jun 2026
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Purple asks to go outside for some fresh air.
It should not be a difficult request. The Far Lands are dangerous, yes, but Purple has never been fragile. They are stubborn, capable and more than old enough to make their own decisions.
The problem is that King remembers what it feels like to lose someone. And some lessons never stop aching.
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14 Jul 2026
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Without a Doubt by voidknight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
14 May 2026
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Petulantly, Rocky says, “Grace sound stupid. Like child.”
“I’m just talking how you talk, buddy.”
“Yes. This is because I talk like child, to speak to stupid human.”
“Well, you don’t have to do that,” I say without thinking.
“♪♫♩as this♪ when, underst♪♪♫d ♪me, question?” Rocky says.
“What?”
“Can♪♪♫will understa♫d it ♫think talks♫♪ as this♪ Eridian you♩♫, question?”
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- Part 1 of certaintyverse
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11 Jul 2026
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Deliver us from evil by nopaintjustpain
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
26 May 2026
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My pride stings a little at being so underestimated by a species that couldn’t even outrun a particularly determined turtle if their life depended on it. Look, I’m no Sha’Carri Richardson, but I’m pretty proud of my seven-minute mile. I worked hard for it. I haven’t been able to handle myself like this since I was... well, since I left Earth.
“Y’know what? Let’s settle this once and for all. I could use an endurance test anyway. Good for my cardio.”
Dr. Bones perks up. “You’ll do a demonstration?”
“Absolutely. Give me two rest days and a warmup, then I’ll show you what the average human athlete can do.”
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AKA, Grace doesn't consider himself much of an athlete, but he's no slouch either. And he's got the physical prowess of his whole species to represent!
The xenobiology team, on the other hand, is horrified to learn what a 'persistence hunter' is.
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- Part 2 of Ave Maria
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11 Jul 2026
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The Wire Mother by nopaintjustpain
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
24 May 2026
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I lived with this hunger long before the Hail Mary. This is nothing new. I’m fine.
Right up until Rocky asks another question.
“When last time you touch other human person skin, question?”
Oh. Oh no. “When I… a few days after I first woke up here.”
Rocky starts to relax for a split second, but then tightens when something occurs to him.
“Grace crewmates dead when you wake up. You said this, statement. You not even know your own name, remember nothing, see dead bodies, confirm?”
I nod, because if I open my mouth I will gag.
“When last time Grace touch ALIVE human person, question.”
I swallow thickly. I don’t answer aloud because I know Rocky can hear the hitch in my breath. My stomach churns with fresh bile. He senses my vital signs tick over into stress patterns and goes very, very still again.
“Grace. When last time, question.”
I clench my jaw so hard my temples ache, and beg him with my eyes to just stop.
“Grace. Please say not when… when Evil Stratt humans put you to sleep.”
I can taste grass.
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AKA: Grace starves for more than just food on the journey to Erid.
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- Part 1 of Ave Maria
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