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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    “Little good his promises of protection can do you now, beyond the grave,” Starscream went on. “I’m here instead, and I have no intention of dying any time soon. So. Where do you want it?”

    Chapter one: Rattrap and his boss talk about love in the only way that a Decepticon and his henchman can.
    Chapter two: Horny remix

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    16 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 99

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    Starscream’s optics flick up, sharp and piercing, scanning the room for the first time.

    They land on Jazz.

    Jazz keeps his posture rigid, blank, obedient. He’s been under Optimus Prime’s gaze, under Prowl's, under far more respectable mechs than Starscream; he knows how to hold steady under scrutiny.

    Starscream’s stare is… Different.

    Calculating. Predatory. Uncomfortably sharp, like a dagger pressed under his chin.

    “You.” Starscream says, pointing with the mug. “New.”

    Jazz snaps a salute a half-klik faster than regulation.

    “Yes, sir. Adagio, sir.”

    “I didn’t ask.” Starscream sneers.

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    Jazz goes undercover in the decepticon ranks. He learns more about Starscream and Megatron than he'd intended.

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    16 Jul 2026

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    Clint's got a secret love, and it's spelled b-a-n-j-o.

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    10 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 52

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    Driven by impulse and lunacy -the cause of which still remained unknown to him- Megatron had induced gestation in not one, not two, but in all three seekers of the command trine.

    And now he deals with the consequences.

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    03 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 45

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    It dawned on Megatron that he may not know how to lead. He had only known poor leaders; false Primes, corrupt politicians, bullying superiors, treacherous friends…

    And Starscream. 

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    01 Jul 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 6

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    Ed could draw the human transmutation circle in his sleep. He'd like if that weren't the only thing he can draw.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Rung first became aware of the cat under his office porch when it jumped out and mugged him for his lunch. 

    something something cat rescue romcom

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    25 Jun 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 78

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    Barbarian AU.

    Every five vorns, all of Cybertron's tribes come together to bathe in the firelight of the Festival. A celebration of unity, peace and prosperity, the Festival is one of the best places to find a mate, or start a courtship. On his way there; Rung's tribe joins up with Kaon's, and he finds himself shadowed by a then-young Megatron, whose determination to learn poetry ends with him laying claim to Rung as a mate when he becomes of age.

    25 vorns later, Megatron, Chief of the Kaon tribe, very much remembers that promise--and is determined to collect on it.

    The only thing left to do is convince Rung to go with it!

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    23 Jun 2026

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    “No,” Megatron repeated, voice low. Optimus’s gaze drew back to him like a magnet to a lock. His shoulders were shaking. “Not an option. Option two.”
    “Ah.” Optimus cleared his throat and looked over Megatron’s shoulder, unable to meet his gaze for this. “Option two is you marry me and publicly claim legitimacy to the throne.”
    The silence was so long that he let his gaze creep back to Megatron. Megatron was staring at him with an absolutely unreadable expression.
    “Are you telling me that you would rather die than marry me.”

    humanformers cyberpunk fantasy secret royalty marriage of convenience adventure

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Thundercracker's beliefs no longer align with the Decepticon rhetoric, so he decides to defect.

    Unfortunately for everyone, Skywarp goes with him. 

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    04 Jun 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 95

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    “Soundwave, what is our first order of business?”

    “I'll tell you what our first order of business is,” interrupts Skywarp, barely able to contain his excitement. “It's Soundwave attempting to abuse his power as an officer to frag one of my Seekers.”

    Soundwave stumbles into Seeker culture and causes a misunderstanding. The obvious way to resolve the problem? Fake-courting Thundercracker.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    The common Autobot wisdom about running into a Decepticon that you'd known before the war was: don't.

    M.T.Os were one thing; they hadn't really picked a side. But it was different for those who'd been around since before the war. Nobody who’d willingly joined the Decepticons had been a happy or well-adjusted individual to start with, and the war had only made things worse.

    So when Ratchet caught sight of the mech who was leading his band of captors, nobody could blame him for panicking just a little.

    (Or: Shot down en-route to Kimia, Ratchet reunites with Drift a few millennia ahead of schedule. When Drift is still a devout and ruthless Decepticon.)

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    18 Apr 2026

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    The Decepticons take some humans hostage during a routine energon raid.

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    27 Mar 2026

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    Humans notice things sometimes.

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    27 Mar 2026

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    A mysterious condition spreads among the Autobots and Decepticons, prompting the strangest truce in the history of the eons-long war.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    Megatron had expected the treasure vaults beneath the Primal Basilica to be filled with pointless trinkets, hoarded energon, ill-gotten wealth stolen from Cybertron’s people— but a living mech?

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    25 Mar 2026

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    IDW Megatron and G1 Megatron meet due to Lost Light shenanigans. G1 Megatron shares home movies of his new slave. IDW Megatron is Not Amused and decides to do something about it.

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    22 Mar 2026

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    One day, Orion Paxes from IDW and TFP universes switch places, and an unfortunate miner from Tarn meets an archivist instead of a police officer.

    What will it change? Oh, so many things.

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    22 Mar 2026

  19. Public Bookmark 19

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    Jazz and Megatron have a relationship that is dysfunctional at best. It's finally coming full circle.

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    21 Mar 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 61

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    [Megatron]
    [Come on, tell me you wouldn’t ride that?]

    Dot mouthed the words silently, twice. Then she looked at the accompanying picture Megatron had sent.

    And blinked.

    She blinked again, tilting her head and turning the phone sideways several times to try and make sense of what she was looking at, her foggy mind refusing to acknowledge it at first because, what the everlasting fuck, Megs?

    Had her old pal really sent her a dick pic?!

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    20 Mar 2026

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