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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    Eddie can’t remember the last time he was this nervous.

    It’s not that it’s his first Pride Month since coming out. It’s also not the fact that he’s currently walking down Main Street hand-in-hand with his boyfriend. 

    Really, it’s all the fault of the heavy, burning presence pressing against his thigh.

    or; Buck and Eddie go to Disneyland's Pride Nite event! Tooth-rotting fluff ensues <3

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    05 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 74

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    Castiel and Dean have been ruling the New York branch of the Russian Mafia for five years. Dean decides it is time to have a baby and Cas agrees. They wait for Dean’s summer heat to do… just that.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    “He was stabbed outside a bar. Hayden called 911. While they were waiting for the ambulance, he had a seizure. They brought him here to the ER, and he’s in surgery. Now we are just waiting for him to get out of surgery to see how he will do.”

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    Shane and Ilya are married and playing together for the Centaurs. As Shane recovers from a violent attack, he and Ilya try to find their footing again... on the ice, in the media, and inside their own relationship. But with panic attacks, PTSD symptoms, and public scrutiny still shaping their lives, even small moments of normalcy feel hard-won. As the world weighs in, Shane and Ilya have to decide what healing looks like when nothing about their life is private anymore - and they may find they have more support than they realized.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Dean is caught in the middle of a dispute between the Russian Mafia and a biker gang. How will he get out of here alive, especially since he's seen the boss' face and knows his name?

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Daily posts on the Ottawa Centaurs social media.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Castiel Novak lives a quiet, well-ordered life - until the day he notices the most appealing omega scent he's ever encountered, lingering in the stacks of his library. The fact that he can never seem to find the omega themself drives him almost to distraction. When he accidentally catches a homeless drifter named Dean sneaking into the library after hours and identifies him as the elusive omega, there's no stopping the attraction between them.

    Dean Winchester is good at keeping secrets. When he realizes that his passionate encounter with a gorgeous alpha librarian has left him pregnant, it becomes just one more secret he can't afford to tell.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    “Okay, pause. Is he really your fucking best friend, Shane?” Hayden's tone was weird, an entitled undertone shining through that was starting to bother Shane to his bones. “You gotta be kidding me, bro.”

    “Why? He’s my husband. Everyone says you gotta marry your best friend, so I did. What’s wrong with that?”

    “Dude, that doesn’t make sense! I’ve been by your side longer than he has—”

    “No, actually.” Shane corrected, as he fucking should have after the wedding, after the digs started to sting more than a chirp should. “I met Ilya before I signed with the Metros.”

    or: ilya rozanov is shane hollander's best friend, to hayden pike's shock and horror!

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    17 May 2026

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    Shane: did you send my mom an SOS?

    Ilya: a what? what is SOS?

    Shane: like a distress signal

    Ilya: da. yes. told her there is big distress. my husband needs to get fucked by end of week or his dick will explode. would leave our kids with one less father

    Or,

    Shane and Ilya have been cockblocked by their kids for nearly 2 weeks. When they finally get a night to themselves, the tension snaps before they even make it to their dinner reservation.

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    17 May 2026

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    [Shane Hollander is dressed in shorts and a tank top as he sits on a yoga mat in his backyard. Anya, his dog, shared with his husband, Ilya Rozanov, runs around in the background, a large stick in her mouth.]

    Ilya: [off camera] How long is this going to take?

    Shane: I dunno. Half an hour? Harris just said he needed a few different yoga poses. He’s highlighting what different players on the team do for exercise.

    Ilya: So, I have to sit here and watch you narrate a whole yoga routine?

    Shane: Yes.

    Ilya: Being married is fun.

    [Shane glares and flips off the camera. Anya can be heard barking happily.]

    Ilya: Isn’t yoga supposed to make you calm? You do not seem very calm.

    Shane: Let’s just get this over with.

    Ilya: Now you are speaking my language.

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    17 May 2026

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    "Glasses off. They are too sexy for school drop-off."

    "Ilya, I can't see without my glasses," said Shane.

    “Is okay. I’ll drive.”

    “No.”

    OR

    Shane gets new glasses that he has to wear all the time. Ilya loses his mind. A day in the life of two retired hockey players, their six-year-old daughter, and the glasses that are ruining Ilya's ability to function like a normal person.

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    15 May 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 58

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    Castiel Novak has never loved anyone in his whole damn life.

    So, when Dean is taken, he doesn't know how to deal with the gnawing, clawing, aching feeling in his chest. Doesn't know what to do besides tear Kansas apart looking for him, and shred anyone who stands in his way.

    But he's the most infamous crime boss in Kansas City. Everyone should be afraid now, because no one takes what's his.

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    03 May 2026

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    And so the text remains, in his phone, in his pocket, unsent and unsaid while Shane bangs his head on the elevator wall in deep contemplation of the brush of Rozanov’s lips against his, the snake of Rozanov’s tongue past his teeth. The very particular and divine experience of Rozanov’s escalation of that trademark mode of sultry suction that pushes past not only the flushed bloom of Shane’s lips but also apparently beyond all of his defenses because -

    Hell. Fucking absolute hell. 

    Shane might be starting to like him.

    Okay, well - this is unexpected, unanticipated, entirely unplanned for - and therefore, Shane’s nipping  that one down in the bud.

    He squares the slope of his shoulders as the elevator comes to a stop on the eighth floor, and the doors open…

    …to reveal a very tousled, slightly out of breath, and beautifully flushed Ilya Rozanov, as if Shane summoned him here via his own dastardly brain matter. He looks the same as when Shane left him save for the fact that he’s replaced the damp towel around his hips with a pair of slacks and the white formal shirt he’d been sporting when Shane initially walked in. 

    The buttons on both are undone.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    Wealthy, handsome, and very single Dean Winchester wanted to be CEO of his family's wine business. But in order to be considered for the position, he signed a contract with a clause that he had to be married wholeheartedly for at least a year by the eighty-fifth anniversary of the company, which was when his grandfather would name the next CEO. Guess who put it off until the last minute? But hey, he already arranged to marry one of his employees, no problem...well, no problem until she didn't show up, anyway.

    The random employee he dragged along to witness the wedding had a solution.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    Shane is upset with himself for potentially ruining what little time he and Ilya have together at the cottage, before the launch of the Game Changers camp, due to some stomach bug he can't seem to get rid of.

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    Or a year after the first summer at the cottage, Shane is spiraling once again, due to finding out he's unexpectedly pregnant.

    COMPLETED! 3.8.26

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    14 Apr 2026

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    “Fuck, look at you,” Ilya breathes. “Ask me for it again.”

    “Hit me,” Shane says instantly, not a moment of hesitation.

    “Is your face not sore? You still want more?”

    “It’s sore,” Shane answers. “Please. I want more.”

    “Fuck,” Ilya hisses, and he extends his arm out, muscular and powerful, and he brings it down hard, harder than any of the previous smacks. This one makes Shane’s head reel, his entire upper half jolting in response to it. Ilya watches in concern and fascination, gauging his reaction.

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    Ilya's playful slap during the Hayden phone call scene awakens something in Shane.

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    28 Mar 2026

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    “Fucking look at this shit,” Hayden pulls a rectangular object from the box, pointing it in Shane’s direction so he can clearly see the picture on the cover of the PlayStation game in his hands.

    And now Shane is absolutely having some sort of panic-and-pheromone-induced fever dream, because why the fuck is he looking at Ilya Rozanov’s face, scowling at him right then and there in front of God, the Boston seaport that’s visible outside the hotel window, and his best friend Hayden Pike?!

    “Whoever these fans are, they aren’t ones of yours,” Hayden sighs as if he’s actually disappointed in this mystery gift-giver. 

    “I - I don’t think I’ve seen this one,” Shane stammers out, his eyes still pinned on Ilya’s form in 4k HD photo relief grasped in Hayden’s fingertips - fingertips that Shane is suddenly, unreasonably, and very concerningly jealous of. 

    ***

    or - how Shane ended up owning that video game with Ilya's face on the cover, and what it meant to him over the years.

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    22 Mar 2026

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    It's January 2017 and Shane is still dating Rose Landry. After a solid week of feeling off and under the weather, Rose convinces Shane to see a doctor before he takes the ice in the Montreal vs. Boston game that night. Finding out he's pregnant definitely wasn't on his bingo card. He vows to tell Ilya that night, despite the fact the Russian has been ignoring his attempts at reaching out. But then, Ilya goes down on the ice after a hit from Comeau and doesn’t wake up.

    It is in that moment that Shane realizes two things: he’s in love with Ilya and Ilya is also in love with him. Why else would he have Shane on his list of people to contact in an emergency. Getting that call from Cliff Marleau was not how Shane anticipated his life going, but here he is and he has some big decisions to make, with or without Ilya.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    When Roz starts speaking, frantically letting out Russian words from his hospital bed, Troy jumps in fear. “Ty emu uzhe pozvonila? Gde mama?

    While Troy might not know Russian, or any other Slavic language that might have offered him some sort of context, he understands the word for mother. His heart clenches in his chest. Calling for your mom, especially when you’re hurt and confused feels instinctive. Troy is pretty sure he’d do the same thing. But the thought of coming out of your dazed state while desperately wanting your mom, and the loss of your mom coming crashing down on you must be a different type of agony.

    Roz starts speaking again, Russian coming to him easier than English must. “Mama? Gde moya mama?

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    01 Feb 2026

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    Shane has a meet-cute in the produce aisle. Ilya briefly contemplates murder via shopping cart.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    Ilya’s feeling a little silly about the thought in and of itself, because everyone owns black t-shirts. This is a perfectly normal, ordinary article of clothing, and there is no reason for Ilya to be so magnetized by it that he is now reaching inside Shane’s suitcase to remove what is a completely innocuous black cotton tee that is clearly something Shane has always owned. The same kind that Ilya also owns, and ‘casually’ tossed at Shane when Shane was lying delectably shirtless in his bed a few months ago that godforsaken day in Boston Ilya can't bring himself to stop thinking about.

    Chert, Shane hasn’t just infected Ilya with his boring, his never-ending stream of consciousness mind-babble must be contagious, too.

    Ilya picks up the folded shirt and immediately forgets to be concerned about The Hollander Effect on his nervous system, because - yes, that’s definitely the scent of Ilya’s fabric softener lingering on those cotton fibers. He knows that for a fact because he can’t ever find his favorite brand in the US, so he always brings a case from Russia when he returns from a visit.

    Okay, so Shane kept Ilya’s shirt.

    And neglected to wash it.

    That’s hot, right?

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    29 Jan 2026

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