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Please Do Not Touch; Oils On Hands Can Damage Metal, Marble, and Wood by SnailFarm
Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021)
15 Jul 2021
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Sometimes he’ll find himself staring at his hands, and how if he didn’t know they were his, made by and for the TVA, they would look just like any of the hands of other men he’s studied, lives he’s watched and catalogued and analyzed for more hours than could ever be counted.
Men use their hands for a lot of things, as it turns out. They build, they destroy. They touch other people an awful lot, even when it’s really not necessary. The sacred timeline is filled with a million moments he could tell you by heart what they mean and what they lead to and why.
But sometimes there’s this- this incomprehension that sticks to them stubbornly. It’s maddening. It clings to him like something alive. A voice in his head that whispers: but what would that feel like? You don’t know how that feels. What would it feel like?
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Genius Billionaire Playboy Mixologist: a Bartender's Guide to Drinks I've Made for Loki, by Tony Stark by SnailFarm
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012)
24 May 2013
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A love story in cocktail recipes.
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Charles could make lovemaking filthy and fucking holy, and it could never feel anything but right. Charles was a miracle.
Inspired by a deleted scene. You know the one.
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What did Pepper promise Tony as a reward for doing his homework, that excited him so much? We have our own ideas.
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Shining Is a Mutation by SnailFarm
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, The Shining (1980)
23 Aug 2012
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Five things that could have happened when Charles Xavier and Erik Lensherr visited the Overlook Hotel, and the one thing that actually did.
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The Rani attempts to relieve Peri of her sleep chemicals. She gets... something else instead.
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- Part 2 of PeriRani
- Part 2 of Sixth Doctor Era
- Part 2 of Doctor Who Femslash
- Part 7 of he fucked that box (goldenzingy46)'s anonymous Doctor Who porn
- Part 3 of Femslash Works
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13 Jul 2026
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The Fifth Doctor walks off Sarn without Turlough, without his best enemy, but with a burning need.
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- Part 2 of Best Enemies
- Part 2 of Fifth Doctor Era
- Part 1 of he fucked that box (goldenzingy46)'s anonymous Doctor Who porn
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13 Jul 2026
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Jon notices that Martin likes it when he's mean, and decides to test how far Martin is willing to demean himself for his sake.
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11 Jul 2026
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Daydreaming at Night by vanitybreakingbutworse (vanitybreaking)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
08 Jul 2026
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AKA, Martin's fantasy.
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11 Jul 2026
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“You know what, Jon?” Martin said, his voice calm and even, but holding a quietly dangerous note that sent little tingles of excitement running down Jon’s spine. “I am sick of the way you talk to me.”
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Jon and Martin have some fun with a little Mean Boss/Vengeful Assistant roleplay.
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19 Jun 2026