Slothsomething
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- Minecraft (Video Game) (60)
- Dream SMP (58)
- Video Blogging RPF (42)
- Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies) (13)
- Marvel Cinematic Universe (13)
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When he drifts asleep on the floor of the birdhouse…he dreams. At first, his living nightmares plague him of how the lives of his children still hang in the balance and how his bonds with them had betrayed his very nature. Those nightmares gave way to a peaceful space where a woman larger than life comes to visit, yet Philza can’t remember her name.
Or, Philza meets with the Goddess of Death in the space between sleeping and waking, and how she tries to save him from his own destruction.
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- Part 2 of Evolution of Escapism
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The six minutes of your life that play right before your death, told as six minutes of what would’ve happened if you didn’t die, Jason Todd Edition.
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Like My Mirror Years Ago by Slothsomething
Fandoms: Daredevil (Marvel Comics), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Jan 2026
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There’s a kid who’s been frequenting the bodega near Matt’s house. Normally, he wouldn’t give a rat’s ass who is at the bodega at the same time as him, but something about the kid stands out.
Maybe it’s the way that he always seems to be in a rush. The rustling of a school bag, feet tapping against the floor during the rare times that he’s still, and the mouth that doesn’t stop running, even if it talks him into a spiral.
Today, when Matt enters the bodega after finishing a petty thief case that took up the majority of his afternoon, he’s assaulted by the smell of smoke.
Or, A broke lawyer vigilante and broke student vigilante keep very similar hours. And very similar diets of store ramen and bad caffeine options.
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Jason scoffed. “I’m fine, D-” he was cut off by the rumbling of the elevator as it came to a sudden stop.
Bending his knees to avoid getting thrown off by the sudden lurch, Dick immediately felt himself focus in. It wasn’t likely that there was a villain attack on Wayne Tower, but the odds were never zero.
“What the fuck?” Jason hissed, sounding more panicked than Dick thought he would be.
Or, a claustrophobic Jason Todd gets stuck in the elevator
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5:00
It all started with a Black Mask drug bust gone wrong. Red Hood and Red Robin burst into a warehouse that was supposed to be full of drugs and grunts, only to find it mostly empty.Mostly, besides the giant stack of very illegal explosives in almost the center of the room. By the time they realized they were set up, the large iron door to the warehouse was closed behind them, locking them in.
or, Tim and Jason get trapped in a warehouse with explosives set to a five minute timer. Jason knows how this goes
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Vampeter by Slothsomething
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
30 Jun 2024
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Evolution of Escapism by dazy_shifting, Slothsomething, sylvia_songbird
Fandom QSMP | Quackity SMP
01 Jul 2026
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This contains both versions of Escapism as it exists in the QSMP tag! If you would like to read either version, this series groups them together (along with any potential future works that connect back to Escapism). Note: You do need an AO3 account if you would like to see the original draft. Enjoy!
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- 10,326
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Human in Space What'll He Do by Slothsomething
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
05 Jul 2024
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Jason Todd's parents didn't die when he was a kid, Jason didn't steal Batman's tires (technically), Jason lives.
He's seventeen, and everything is going to hell.
He's seventeen, and everything might be okay.
(series name is from not strong enough by boygenius)
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Bookmarked by Slothsomething
03 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Very not canon compliant but such a lovely (and angsty) series
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Tangled Together in Threads of Fate by timbitsandpieces
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
19 Nov 2024
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Jason died.
Give me a friend, Tim thought with all the firmness he could muster. Something twisted in his gut, and a weird tingling came from his fingers, the kind he got when his arm fell asleep.
All of a sudden, he was exhausted. What? Tim scowled at the feeling, forcing himself to sit up. It took him a moment to realize, but someone was standing in front of him. The edges of him - it was a boy, practically a grown-up - flickered for a moment, like static on a TV, before turning normal again.
He was dressed in bright colors, red and green and yellow like a traffic light - like Robin. The costume was torn right over where the ‘R’ was supposed to be, and it was kind of bloody - really bloody.
Gotham is a city of tragedies, wrapped up in enough grief that while Tim knows that Robin has died, he doesn't connect that to his new imaginary friend. There's no reason to; Tim is a normal boy, by Gotham's standards.
It turns out Gotham's standards are fairly abnormal.
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- Part 1 of Flight of the Crow
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- English
- Words:
- 54,876
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 12
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Bookmarked by Slothsomething
19 Mar 2025
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It had been over five years since it had all happened now, and Tim was Tim enough to convince himself that he had always been Tim. The memories of the past, of the Joker, were gone, and he didn't even seem to realize they were missing. He knew he had been kidnapped by the Clown Prince of Crime, but it hadn't been much other than that, right?
But Tim hadn't always been Tim, and he wouldn't always be Tim.
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- Part 1 of Soundtrack from the Film Timothy Drake
- Language:
- English
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- 26,603
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- 11/11
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Bookmarked by Slothsomething
19 Mar 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
I think Joker Junior being a DID alter is one of the better takes I've seen and I love it so much
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Across the Sands by Lulu_Rhythm for LadyOctavia
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Hood: Lost Days
26 Jul 2024
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Jason Todd wakes up every morning in a desert compound. Trapped. Empty. Alone. He doesn't remember much, but it doesn't matter, because one thing is for certain.
He has an infant to protect.
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- Part 1 of Across The Sands
- Language:
- English
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- Chapters:
- 65/65
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19 Mar 2025
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Clearly Calm and Keeping Terrorized by Batbirdies
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
31 Oct 2020
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Jason made a deal with Bruce, no killing, and there would be no more conflict between them. At least on patrol. Jason reasoned it would be easier to accomplish his goals without constantly fighting Batman along the way.
It didn’t change anything, not really. Not until he found an old gift he never knew about and Bruce asked him to dogsit Titus while he and Damian were out of town.
Not until the Lazarus Pit started bothering him again.
AKA: My take on a Jason rejoins the family fic.
Series
- Part 4 of Emotional Motion Sickness
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 258,312
- Chapters:
- 34/34
- Collections:
- 15
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- 3,448
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- 6,198
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Bookmarked by Slothsomething
19 Mar 2025