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    Penelope is convinced to attend the university’s annual winter carnival under the promise she’ll see the rarely-in-London-anymore Colin Bridgerton. When she does spot him, however, he’s running the football team’s kissing booth.

    Which makes her want to throw up, quite frankly.

    Perplexingly, it also puts certain things into motion Colin discovers he is not prepared for.

    Language:
    English
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    67,609
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    491
    Kudos:
    608
    Bookmarks:
    127
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    16,473
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    During a perfectly normal study session, Colin asks what he swears is an innocent question.

    Because it seems like having built-in pillows on one’s chest would make laying on one’s stomach and studying for an upcoming English exam almost comfortable.

    Then Penelope invites him to see for himself exactly how comfortable it is, and Colin’s afternoon takes a decidedly unexpected turn.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    627
    Bookmarks:
    94
    Hits:
    4,692
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    Colin’s plans for an activity-filled Bridgerton family holiday go awry when his best friend Penelope kisses him on the cheek and accidentally begins a game neither of them want to end.

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    Language:
    English
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    9,406
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    337
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    4,809
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    When Penelope is rescued from a freak fire by an impossibly handsome firefighter, she becomes a little overzealous in her attempts to reconnect with him.

    Okay, a lot overzealous. As in starting about half a dozen fires overzealous.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,175
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    262
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    3,613
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    The Bridgertons are one of London’s most terrifying crime families, and four years ago they called for the murder of Archibald Featherington.

    Knowing all of this, Penelope still falls for Colin. She can tell he’s different—that he’s good.

    Then, the horrifying truth comes out and they have to decide what it means to choose someone knowing exactly what kind of monster they really are.

    [Polin Week 2026: Mafia AU]

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    English
    Words:
    145,532
    Chapters:
    26/26
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    454
    Kudos:
    547
    Bookmarks:
    134
    Hits:
    19,188
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    “C’mon, get excited! Can’t start our marriage off with a sour face like that,” he chided, shooting her his most roguish grin.

    Penelope’s heart gave a little lurch.

    The marriage was a sham, of course. She and Colin were partners in the FBI, and before that they had been friends growing up. In fact, it was his insistence that she’d make an excellent field agent that had spurred her to apply in the first place.

    Well, that and the small fact she was utterly in love with him.

    The moment he’d proposed they go undercover to investigate what had happened to the lovely couple who had disappeared overnight from the highly-coveted Arcadia Falls neighborhood, Penelope knew she was in trouble. And yet, having given the idea precisely four seconds of thought, she’d agreed.

    ***

    OR: Colin is Mulder and Pen is Scully (obviously) and they’ve got a mystery to solve, gang!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,817
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    148
    Kudos:
    273
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    5,170
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    When Colin overhears Eloise talking about a certain Mr. Clawson who has been visiting their dear friend Penelope unchaperoned, he is determined to set the scoundrel straight and defend her honor.

    The issue is, Mr. Clawson is an orange tabby cat.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,169
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    704
    Bookmarks:
    123
    Hits:
    6,185
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    When Penelope joins Eloise and her family on a summer holiday to Ibiza, she gets introduced to Eloise’s always-traveling and impossibly hot lifeguard of a brother and immediately loses all ability to filter her intrusive thoughts.

    And strangely? It works.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,023
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    493
    Bookmarks:
    100
    Hits:
    4,728
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    When Colin agrees to work the annual Flagons & Flails Renaissance Festival with Penelope this summer, she expects him to be disappointed by the overall, well, nerdiness of it.

    Instead, Penelope finds him actually paying attention to her, noticing her, and even appreciating her a bit. Certainly more than he ever did before.

    And she kind of thinks it might destroy her.

    [For Polin Week 2026: Medieval AU]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50,185
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    162
    Kudos:
    481
    Bookmarks:
    124
    Hits:
    9,050
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    Penelope Featherington hasn’t even presented yet, and already her future has been decided.

    Scented gifts. Carefully planned alliances. An Alpha she has never met.

    But when Penelope’s first heat strikes at a crowded ball, her instincts make one thing very clear:

    She already belongs to someone else.

    [Polin Week 2026: Omegaverse]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,223
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    498
    Bookmarks:
    84
    Hits:
    5,504
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    When Colin makes a purchase online that doesn't quite meet his expectations, he and Penelope stumble upon a new world (or several) in the bedroom.

    Or, our lovebirds experiment with roleplay, Polin Week AU-style 💋

     

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    Polin Week 2026
    Day 1: Roleplay
    Day 2: Academics AU
    Day 3: Medieval AU
    Day 4: Bookstore AU
    Day 5: Angels & Demons AU
    Day 6: Time Travel AU
    Day 7: Mafia AU

    Language:
    English
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    23,569
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    116
    Kudos:
    291
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    7,667
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    After a disastrous encounter with Colin at Lady Danbury’s reception wherein he assures her she does not count as a woman, Penelope stumbles across a doorway through time.

    Every time she uses it, she awakens in her bed the morning of Lady Danbury’s reception determined to correct Colin’s misperception and win his heart.

    Thirty attempts later, Penelope is tired, desperate, and ready to leave the past in the past once and for all.

    [Polin Week 2026: Time Travel AU]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,888
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    401
    Bookmarks:
    85
    Hits:
    3,537
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    Colin snatched up his die. “Okay.” He swallowed, his neck sweltering under his collar. “Roll to…kiss?”

    A giggle raced around the table, eyes darting between Colin’s presumably florid face and Michaela’s mischievous one. 

    “Roll, or kiss her for real and call it a nat twenty,” Genevieve muttered loud enough for everyone to hear, hoisting her wine glass with a smirk at Michaela, who lifted her eyebrows in consideration.

    “I’ll allow it,” Michaela ruled, nodding her chin once firmly at Genevieve before turning to smile fetchingly for Colin. “Your move, horny bard.”

    OR: Michaela uses a D&D one-shot to push together two oblivious idiots in love using the power of roleplay.

    [Polin Week 2026: Roleplay]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,548
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    76
    Kudos:
    331
    Bookmarks:
    62
    Hits:
    3,732
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    She rolled her eyes. “Colin, the other night you gave me a twenty minute massage, ran me a bath, and then insisted on going down on me until I had an orgasm before you’d even take off your trousers.”

    He set his glass down, amused but slightly miffed. “And where is the problem?”

    “There is no problem, I am simply asserting that it might be hot to, say, walk in the door, flip up my skirt, and start fucking me while I’m cooking dinner.”

    OR: Penelope suggests she and Colin experiment with free use.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,451
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    96
    Kudos:
    588
    Bookmarks:
    117
    Hits:
    10,140
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    Colin and Benedict have lived in Perfection for the last five years, determined to show Anthony they are capable of living without the trappings of London high society.

    Then, the very day they decide enough is enough, strange happenings ruin their attempt to flee. People are turning up dead, no one knows what’s going on, and suddenly it’s less about escaping Perfection and more about surviving it.

    OR: What if the 1990 cinematic masterpiece Tremors, but Bridgerton?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,173
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    124
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1,482
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    On Colin’s 19th birthday, Penelope asks him for a moment alone, then surprises him with a very bold statement in the family library. That night, her house and everyone in it burns to ash.

    Ten years later, drunk and sad on his birthday in a dive bar in Chicago, he spots a woman who looks just like someone he thought he buried but never stopped grieving.

    And he intends to find out if he’s losing his mind or chasing a ghost.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    97,391
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    495
    Kudos:
    705
    Bookmarks:
    161
    Hits:
    19,804
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    Penelope Featherington is in need of a temporary job, and Colin Bridgerton needs a competent assistant.

    Unfortunately, Penelope is exceptionally good at her job, and Colin is far less professional about that than he’d like to be.

    Over three weeks of deadlines, late nights, and steadily collapsing boundaries, Colin discovers that the person keeping his life together may also be the one he can no longer imagine letting go.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,357
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    122
    Kudos:
    647
    Bookmarks:
    154
    Hits:
    11,369
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    “I’m sorry,” he tested, pleased when she seemed to deflate a little in relief. “I don’t mean to upset you, Pen. It’s just—well, I feel very…it makes me a little crazy to see you with anybody else.”

    To Colin’s astonishment, fear didn’t come flooding back into her eyes at his admission. In fact, her eyes seemed to go a touch hazy, the last of her frown melting away as she looked all over his face, her gaze lingering for a few seconds on his mouth.

    “I’ve never made a guy crazy before,” she murmured, still staring at his mouth.

    Colin’s belly began fluttering and clenching, a nervous energy suddenly ricocheting all over his insides—she liked the fact she made him crazy. She liked that he was a little surly and snarly and mean. What’s more—she liked that she was the cause of it.

    “You make me crazy, Pen,” he whispered, dragging his eyes to her mouth. “Don’t make me hurt anybody else when all I want is you.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,183
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    100
    Kudos:
    739
    Bookmarks:
    154
    Hits:
    14,122
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    Penelope is fed up with being ignored, shoved aside, and underestimated. When a visiting relative offers her a little mystical intervention, she figures she has nothing to lose.

    As her confidence grows, men start to notice, opportunities multiply, and Colin soon finds himself unsettled by a Penelope who no longer waits quietly in the wings.

    After all, when the world finally starts paying attention, someone is bound to realize what he’s about to lose.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    97,465
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    245
    Kudos:
    559
    Bookmarks:
    144
    Hits:
    18,603
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    Penelope is doing her best to be a supportive best friend for Eloise's annual Galentine's Day dinner. But without a Valentine to celebrate with the next day, and her longtime crush Colin off on his travels, there's little for her to be excited about.

    That is, until Colin shows up unannounced, on a mission to make Penelope his. If only his family would stop getting in his way.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,950
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    444
    Bookmarks:
    83
    Hits:
    7,649

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