SamHandwich
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For a Good Cause by SamHandwich
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
20 Jun 2026
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Penelope is convinced to attend the university’s annual winter carnival under the promise she’ll see the rarely-in-London-anymore Colin Bridgerton. When she does spot him, however, he’s running the football team’s kissing booth.
Which makes her want to throw up, quite frankly.
Perplexingly, it also puts certain things into motion Colin discovers he is not prepared for.
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can i ask you something? by SamHandwich
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
14 Jun 2026
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During a perfectly normal study session, Colin asks what he swears is an innocent question.
Because it seems like having built-in pillows on one’s chest would make laying on one’s stomach and studying for an upcoming English exam almost comfortable.
Then Penelope invites him to see for himself exactly how comfortable it is, and Colin’s afternoon takes a decidedly unexpected turn.
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strawberry chapstick & thank you kisses by audbooh, audlovespolin, Ayoisha, BiscuitFiend, FanOfFics, fullysplendid, Kaitlin_With_a_K, kybridge26, MistressofNone3645, Musings_at_random, preferringsleep (mellarkey), queenannieslace, SamHandwich, WrensSymphony
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
01 Jun 2026
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Colin’s plans for an activity-filled Bridgerton family holiday go awry when his best friend Penelope kisses him on the cheek and accidentally begins a game neither of them want to end.
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- Part 4 of Pass the baton
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When Penelope is rescued from a freak fire by an impossibly handsome firefighter, she becomes a little overzealous in her attempts to reconnect with him.
Okay, a lot overzealous. As in starting about half a dozen fires overzealous.
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I’ll be your mirror by SamHandwich
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
16 May 2026
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The Bridgertons are one of London’s most terrifying crime families, and four years ago they called for the murder of Archibald Featherington.
Knowing all of this, Penelope still falls for Colin. She can tell he’s different—that he’s good.
Then, the horrifying truth comes out and they have to decide what it means to choose someone knowing exactly what kind of monster they really are.
[Polin Week 2026: Mafia AU]
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Pass the baton by audbooh, audlovespolin, Ayoisha, BiscuitFiend, Chickcentral, emikowrites, FanOfFics, fullysplendid, Indifly, Kaitlin_With_a_K, kybridge26, Mdilikewhoa, MistressofNone3645, Musings_at_random, Polin_dreamscape, preferringsleep (mellarkey), queenannieslace, SamHandwich, Snide_Piper, stolemystark17, StrawberryWhorecake, WrensSymphony
Fandom Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
01 Jun 2026
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Paint you so pretty by Kaitlin_With_a_K
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
17 Jun 2026
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She quirked an eyebrow, not sure exactly what was going on but open to humouring him. Moving slower this time, more deliberately, she brought her finger back to her lips, but this time she stuck her tongue out and licked the creamy substance from the pad of her fingertip, only bringing her tongue back into her mouth once it was fully clean.
She’d maintained eye contact with her boyfriend the whole time, and was equal parts turned on and fascinated by the fact that he was whimpering by the time her little show was over.
“Pen, I’m gonna need you not to judge what happens next and just trust me that it’ll be really, really good. Get your arse to the bedroom. Now.” As an afterthought, he added, “Please.”
“But the dishes,” she protested half-heartedly, clearly just poking the bear at this point.
“Fuck the dishes,” he said, already standing up and walking around to her chair. “I’ll set them on fucking fire if we’re not in the bedroom in the next five seconds.”
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Colin and Pen stop using condoms and Colin discovers a new obsession.
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It's not the first time Colin has woken up with a dry mouth, an achy body and a severe case of ‘what the hell did I do last night?’ but it is definitely the first time he has woken up here.
What’s happening…?
What is this place…?
Is that Penelope he can hear…?
His panic and confusion melt away at the sound of her voice and he feels a sense of relief. Penelope is close, she’s here… she’s… very close, actually… very, very close.
Wait… Is she…? Is he…? Could he be…?
Inside her?
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“What I was saying is that I believe the G-spot orgasm is a lie. It’s a myth. Something told to teenage girls to entice them into having sex so they’ll lose their virginities in so-so fashion in the back of a car only to be left a few weeks later by some loser looking to repopulate the penguins in Antarctica and —” She trailed off as Eloise started to poke her in the ribs and Daphne mumbled “Girrrrrl” into her drink quietly.
Colin’s brain felt fuzzy as he absorbed her words. He knew she was referencing her terrible ex-boyfriend Alfred. But now he knew that fucker took her virginity and did a terrible job and what was he supposed to do with that information? File it away, probably, so that he could unpack it at 3:00 in the morning on a random Tuesday.
At twenty-seven years old, he’d had his share of sexual experiences. None of it had been particularly mind-blowing, and as he thought harder, he couldn’t actually remember a partner getting off entirely in that way. Or had they? Why was he suddenly not sure?
Was it actually possible that Penelope was right?
No, that couldn’t be true.
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Let's have some *platonic* orgasms, like besties do ✌️
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Kiss and goodbye by Kaitlin_With_a_K
Fandoms: Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn, Bridgerton (TV)
11 May 2026
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Ignoring his impending death from embarrassment, Colin quickly put on his hazards and got out of the car, moving to the back to remove Penelope’s suitcase from the trunk. As he joined her on the sidewalk he saw her snickering at a new sign right next to where he’d parked.
In bright blue, the sign proudly stated:
Kiss and goodbye
(No kisses above 3 minutes!)
Colin blinked at the words, reading them a few times in his head.
Penelope was still giggling when Colin’s brain simply stopped functioning and he let his mouth take over.
“Well, I guess we have to kiss.”
She blinked at him.
He gestured uselessly at the sign with one hand. “The sign. We have to kiss goodbye.”
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They HAD to kiss goodbye! 🙂↕️
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Starting from the bottom by Kaitlin_With_a_K
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
06 May 2026
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Later that morning they were sharing a large blanket on the couch, both hovering over Colin’s laptop like horny gremlins, staring at the screen. Colin had pulled up an Incognito Chrome tab and Pen raised an eyebrow. “Does anyone else use this computer but you?” she asked rhetorically.
Colin huffed. “I mean – no, but what if I get hit by a bus and my Mum goes through my shit and sees my last search history was about how to safely fuck my girlfriend in the arse? I’d die.”
“You’d already be dead,” Pen pointed out.
“Yeah, okay — you want to do this research or not?”
She did a cute little salute. “Aye aye captain, let’s find out how to get my bum properly railed.”
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On their six-month anniversary, Penelope asks Colin to try something new in the bedroom. Colin is determined to find the best and safest way to go about it. For science.