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    A set of one shots based on Parkour Civilization and PVP Civilization by Evbo!

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    After being killed by an Iron Sword in PVP Civilization during his time in the cell, Evbo respawns in Parkour Civilization.
    What follows is angst, fluff, found family, and the newly nicknamed Boey learning what it feels like to have a family that loves him.

    When a fic is posted, it's always placed chronologically in the series!

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    "A Keyblade Wielder's job is never over." Sora had heard that many times in his years as a Keyblade Wielder. He understood that the only time a master of the Keyblade would ever find peace would be after death.

    Or at least, that's what he thought.

    Thirty years ago, Pit woke up as an angel after dying in a past life. He remembers nothing about his previous life, but it must not be too important. If it was, Lady Palutena would have told him about it.
    During a mission, Pit meets Rin, a fellow angel, one of the very few Pit has ever seen. It seems, though, that that isn't the only reason why those striking blue-green eyes keep appearing in his mind. Rather, it appears that they knew each other in a past life. A past life that neither of them are able to remember, and that Lady Palutena seems intent on keeping forgotten forever.

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  5. Summary

    My first attempt at Whumptober, with one-shots planned to be set at any point during any of my stories. I don't promise that I'll write all that many, or that they'll be long at all, but I hope you enjoy what I have nonetheless and hopefully you don't look too hard and notice any bias about who I whump.
    These will be much shorter than what I normally write and not proofread nearly as much.

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  1. Public Bookmark 20

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    Half a decade after the King’s return, Avery finds himself entirely ordinary. He’s not much of anything, but that one barista he swears he knows makes a good coffee. He lives, and that is all there is to it.

    There is a burden to knowing everything that will ever come to be. There is no surprise, there is no thrill, there is no purpose. Derek has become comfortable with the sentiment. He is alive, and that is all there ever will be to it.

    Or, Derek and Avery get a second chance to know each other, and staying alive isn’t all there is.

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    27 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    Evbo’s hair is getting long, he knows that. Sometimes, when the sun is beating down, he tries to tie it up with string, or his own headband, or those little plastic things that come with bagged bread, which doesn’t usually work, but god forbid Evbo was ever taught to take care of himself.

    He knows he should do something about it. He just doesn’t know how.

    Or, Evbo doesn’t remember the last time he had a haircut. EMF helps.

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    27 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    It was a stupid idea to visit EMF that much— he hadn’t considered that the difference in time would lead to their interactions being incredibly close together to them, which was by all accounts a horrible miscalculation.

    He’d practically been accosting them every time he could, to the point they could tell his presence simply from the way the world shifted around him(which was another mistake. He should have considered how the presence of something as big as himself would corrupt the code near him. Shit.). It was clear, Evbo had spent too much time not focusing on his job and mucking around with entities.

    And now he had an excuse not to! He could just be left alone and fufil his duties in peace without having to interact with anyone.

    … for all of eternity.

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    “All alone.”

    After his fight with EMF, Evbo has decided to fully focus on his duties as the Parkour God, with no more distractions in his way.

    That being said, being alone without anything or anyone else is easier said than done.

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    27 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    After Derek dies in his arms, Avery cannot bear the thought of living without him. It sends him into a dissociative grief-spiral, wandering the halls of the Department of Metaphysical Sciences, turning away from all hope. He becomes a vessel for his memories, clinging onto the stability of the past to avoid confronting an uncertain future.

    The beginning of January is a lifetime away, but he remembers desperately wanting to know D3rlord. Did the universe give him Derek for this purpose? Did it want him to know Derek – his Derek, not just a figure on a pedestal behind a screen – in order to give him something to grieve properly?

    Oh, god, has Avery lost him twice?

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    26 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    Purple thought they had themselves all figured out. But even before they and their friends got lost, a creeping thought had been lurking in the back of their mind, and had only gotten worse once they were separated from the group with Mango. Now, in a new world with people they could only dream to be like, Purple hopes to finally explore that feeling.

     

    The Aether but it’s a trans allegory

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    25 Jul 2026