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How to Win Friends and Influence People by olivieblake
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Jun 2018
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Real heroes never quit. Real villains never die. Dramione with ensemble cast, post-war, espionage AU. COMPLETE.
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- English
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- 386,462
- Chapters:
- 42/42
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- 27
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- 1,877
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- 5,949
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24 Aug 2025
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Mr & Mrs Smith…kind of. Lots of twists and turns.
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"All her growth was the conveying of a corpse of hope."
(From 'The Rainbow', D.H. Lawrence)This is a story about coming into one's own, a meditation on the twilight of girlhood and the violence of crash-landing into womanhood. Follow Hermione as she navigates through the quagmire: Saving the world, getting top grades, falling in love, lust, and a whole lot of trouble, and comes out of it hopefully (at least) partially sane.
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- Part 1 of Here We Go Round The Prickly Pear
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- English
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- 728,096
- Chapters:
- 108/108
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- 11
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- 7,435
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12 Jul 2025
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Wonderfully written with in-depth characters.
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Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse by rizzlewrites
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jan 2022
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After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain. (Alternate ending: 'La Vie En Rose', Audiobook by ETL.Echo.Audiobooks).
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Aegon Targaryen Memorial Library Universe by CommaSplice
Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
09 Apr 2014
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A series of "what if" rewrites of Harry Potter, books 1-7. Cross-posted from tumblr (ink-splotch).
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A broken time turner shouldn't have sent me back so far. It was unprecedented. Stepping on it--smashing it--nothing should have happened. At most, I should have lost a week. At worst, I should have disappeared altogether. I shouldn't have traveled back fifty-two years; half a bloody century.
This should not have happened.
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Tom wanted her.
Tom needed her.
Tom was going to mold her.- Language:
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- 2,916
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- 1/1
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- 13
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- 720
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- 78
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- 19,279
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21 May 2024
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Summerblood by MalevolentReverie
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
29 Dec 2019
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FBI detective Rey enters protective custody after a serial killer she’s tracking stalks her to her home. She tries to distance herself from the case and soon finds a distraction in her neighbor's charming teenage son.
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- English
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- 28,719
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- 11/11
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- 691
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- 1,395
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- 201
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- 40,629
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08 Mar 2024
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When you can't change time, but you can't go forward, what is left? Hermione learns how to be the protagonist of her own story.
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- English
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- 222,827
- Chapters:
- 58/58
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- 50
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- 2,280
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- 8,576
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08 Nov 2023
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smart girl. by prettygirlrock
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
12 Feb 2023
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Rey Niima is a very smart girl. Just not when it comes to the Internet.
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The true Time-Turner was slammed savagely into Hermione's throat. It shattered against her neck, bits of glass and gold piercing into her skin. The last thing she saw before blackness consumed her was a plume of metallic dust and vitreous fragments, tiny prisms dancing behind her eyelids.
(In which Hermione accidentally ends up in 1950, pitted against an ascending Dark Lord in his prime, caught in the entanglement of pureblood politics, dark magic, and Tom Riddle's interest)
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Hux pressured her doggedly. “So you want the jurors to believe that you accepted a scented alphas shirt that you had never met and returned scented clothing to him in an elevator without thinking of what the consequences of that might mean?”
“I didn’t know he was an alpha,” Rey snapped, then shut her mouth quickly, but it was too late.
But Hux’s blue’s eyes twinkled. “Would the plaintiff rise?”
Ben Solo stood up. He was six foot three and looked sharp and sleek in black. His expression was composed. If Rey hadn’t had an audience she would have rolled her eyes. Sure, he looked like an alpha now, but take off all those fancy clothes and have him try to walk and chew gum at the same time and they’d see why she didn’t know at first either.
Or Ben spills coffee on Rey and she finds out that her career and life are both about to change.
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- 16,676
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dark beach. by prettygirlrock for mystimess
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
07 Nov 2022
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Rey is a normal teenager. She's got a father who loves her. Who cooks for her. Who gives her kisses.
Except no. She's not normal. Neither of them are.
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01 Nov 2022
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It has become common knowledge that Hermione Granger cannot have an orgasm. Many have tried, none have succeeded. Can Draco Malfoy offer his assistance? // 8th Year AU
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- English
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- 67,132
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- 11/11
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Bookmarked by Retrospunn
25 Oct 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
Hilarious.
Draco’s eyes squinted. “Harper? He couldn’t find a G-spot with a locator spell.”
“And you could?” She looked at him from over her shoulder.
He gave her a look that said “of course.”
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Her eyes widened at her book. She pressed her lips together. “What do I think about?”“Yes, what’s running through your mind? Is there a fantasy you play as you reach higher? A face? Perhaps a shirtless Gilderoy Lockhart is announcing your N.E.W.T. scores to the flock of house elves you’ve freed?”
Her jaw dropped and she scowled at him, meeting his eyes for the first time. “You think that’s how I get off?”
“No, I’m thinking you don’t get off, so maybe you should try that one,” he said matter-of-factly.
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Andabatae's Office Fics by andabatae
Fandom Star Wars, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
11 Feb 2020
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- 115,516
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- 8
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- 50
Bookmarked by Retrospunn
17 Oct 2022
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Oh so good. Dirty, hilarious, some feels thrown in. Soft-boi Ben, asshole Ben, BAMF Rey. All the things I like. First four are my favorite.
“Whoa,” he said as he jumped out of the way. “What’s gotten into you?”
“Nothing yet,” she muttered under her breath. “But so help me God, that changes today.”
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learning curve. by prettygirlrock
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
03 Jul 2022
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Ben and Rey learn how to be siblings.
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17 Oct 2022
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For Christmas, Rey receives a special sort of droid.
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She’s buying a box of condoms when she meets him.
“Those are shit, you know,” he says, jerking his chin at the pale purple box in her hand. “Can’t feel anything.”
She stares at him for a moment too long. The bell above the door jingles merrily as a rowdy group of schoolboys enters the store.
“Excuse you,” she replies, cheeks turning pink.
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- English
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- 8,076
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- 1/1
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- 7
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- 140
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Bookmarked by Retrospunn
27 Sep 2022
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Love it. Really funny.
“Do you believe in soul mates?” she slurs, leaning into Edmond’s chest; Abraxas pats her fondly on the back, grey eyes glassy, and slurps at his full tumbler of whiskey. He perks up when he hears the opening chords of a Michael Jackson song begin to play.
“Yep,” Edmond answers, thumping his fist against the bar. “Abraxas—Abraxas and I are soul mates, have been since school, and now—now you’ve come along and we can all three of us be soul mates, but maybe not the same kind of soul mates, because, y’know, you’ve got tits, and even though they’re really nice—I mean, really nice, remind me to congratulate Rosier—we’re more…gentlemen’s gentlemen, if you catch my—”