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After weeks of suffering Keith discovers his Galra side has a physiological need for touch after Lance gives him a hug that rocks his world. Hoping to hide this embarrassing condition from the rest of the team Keith enlists Lance's help fulfilling this need, and lots and lots and lots of cuddles ensue.
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Keith the Amnesiac by jilliancares for melancholymango
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
11 Aug 2017
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In which an accident leaves Keith temporarily without his Voltron-filled memories and he may or may not spill a few of his better kept secrets to Lance.
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Lance and Keith are rival cosplayers, who only know each other by their online usernames. They are fiercely competitive, but are also desperately attracted to each other. You'd think they would just get together already, but there's a couple of problems:
1. Keith crossplays, so Lance has absolutely no idea that Keith is a boy.
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(00:31) Do you think she gave me the wrong number on purpose?
(00:31) Or was it a genuine mistake?
(00:32) Like maybe she writes funny and I misread it?
(00:32) Some of the numbers do look a little dodgy...
(00:33) Cause, you know, her threes could very easily be poorly formed eights? And maybe she writes her sevens like her ones?
(00:45) What
(00:46) The
(00:46) Fuck???
(00:47) Oh good, you are awake!
where lance messages the wrong number and things kind of snowball from there- Language:
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06 Jul 2026
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bye they're so cute
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Allura knew humans were animals, what she didn't know was that humans acted like animals.
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- Part 9 of Humans are fucking weird
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Chuuya has never really been one to spend his day off of work with a kid from an enemy organization. No one probably is, logically, because even crossing paths with one of them in public would cause a ruckus, a hassle to deal with on a day off.
And yet here he is, looking at hats in a millinery store with Miyazawa Kenji from the Agency.
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Chuuya was taken aback, this boy just continued to surprise him. “Even though you’re also strong, you’re still human like me, you aren’t invincible either.”
The child probably didn’t even know the weight his words carried right now, but Chuuya couldn’t help but blink away the tears that had begun to form in his eyes.
He never thought that he’d have a heart to heart with the agency’s sunshine.
[ or : the one where Chuuya and Kenji bump into each-other again, only this time under different circumstances. ]
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Tommy has a secret. No one knows. Not the nice lady at the corner store, not the weird guy at the video game store, not Tubbo, and certainly not any of his housemates. He's an alien, sent to study Earth. It's not easy, keeping that secret when he's living with three humans, but he can do it, he's sure.
Wilbur has a secret. He's not told a soul and never intends to . He's an alien, sent to study humans on Earth, so that his people can make first official contact. It's not easy hiding what he truly is, especially when it comes to his three human housemates.
Technoblade has a secret. He's very good at keeping it, but sometimes it's... difficult, around his three human housemates. Loathe as he is to admit it, Technoblade cares about them, and perhaps even feels guilt over his lies. His race wants him to determine whether or not Earth is an ally or an invasion site. But, for the sake of his people and new friends, he will keep his secret.
Phil does not have a secret. He has never, once in his life, kept his mouth shut, even when Puffy tells him to. It's not his fault no one else believes aliens exist. At least his new housemates, normal as they are, seem to tolerate it better than the last guys.
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Big Man Tommyinnit. stuck in space, in a cell, all alone.
well not alone anymore, he's got this really small adorable looking alien now! and he's in too deep, he's already sworn his life to the guy.
Tommy picks up alien friends left and right to slowly work his way around space to survive. His hell through space does not prevent the affection that his heart still retains and he slowly begins to heal the scars that have been formed from being treated like an experiment, an animal.
now if only he could talk to them.
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- Part 2 of Tommy in space- wtf is he doin'?
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The miscommunications continue.
Technoblade is adjusting to life in space and recovering from his injuries. The rest of his crew are trying to figure out how to handle having a human around.
They'll get there eventually.Series
- Part 2 of Miscommunications AU
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15 Jun 2026
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wait i'm in awe this is so cute i love space orc fics so much
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“It’s just a boy,” Phil said quietly. Techno looked the child over again. Now that it was quiet, it seemed so gentle. Peaceful. “The storm is coming in fast. He’ll die out here if we leave him.”
“It’s a risk,” Techno muttered, fixing his grip on the axe.
“I thought the same about you,” Phil said, looking back at Techno. They locked eyes. Techno looked away first.
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Or, piglin-hybrid Techno and phantom-hybrid Phil find a kid lost in the woods (who may or may not be hearing voices) and take him home for safe keeping.
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“Perfect. Absolutely perfect.” Phil takes a scone, nodding. “Have you taken out any life insurance lately?”
Techno only laughs. Phil laughs too. They laugh for approximately fifteen seconds. It’s weird.\\
or: techno takes on a sketchy babysitting gig to make some money. he’s not entirely sure they’re not trying to murder him.
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- Part 1 of Technoblade's Entirely Average Life
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i'm fucking crying what the hell is this (it's peak)
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“You’re not my son,” his savior said.
“Nope.” Techno nodded towards the guy lying unconscious at his feet. “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell these clowns too.”
“Well, that’s gonna be a problem…” They lowered the baseball bat, streaked with blood. “You do look exactly like Wil though, if I didn’t know any better I’d say you two were twins.”
Or: sleep-deprived college student Techno Blade doesn’t know if there’s a good way to find out he bears an uncanny resemblance to the heir of a notorious crime syndicate, but being mistaken for said heir and kidnapped by a rival gang is certainly not it.
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The wrong side of the portal by ItzZaira
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012)
29 Sep 2024
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He could feel his pulse.
His brother was alive.
Just as Mikey was about to pull him back, his hand froze mid-air, screaming suddenly filling his ears.
Different voices, voices that belonged to him- his brothers, filled the air, all different kinds and messes of different conversations jumbled together, unable to know what conversation was about what, overwhelming his senses.
Behind the portal, he could see different versions of his family- a shorter Raphael, a beast Leonardo, a crazy Michelangelo, an abusive Splinter, a dead Donatello, all different kinds of stories and worlds.
The worlds closest to the Prison Dimension.
Which world was theirs?
OrAfter the events of the movie, instead of bringing Leo home, Mikey manages to somehow, bring his brother to the 2012 dimension instead.
Now, unable to reach his brothers and his ninpo acting odd, the 2012 crew has to find a way to return the younger Leonardo back home.
While the rise dimension tries to find ways to accept their loss.
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08 Jun 2026
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crazy sword portal stuff holy peak!!!!
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A Mauve Multiverse Malfunction (OLD) by Kalkks
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012)
17 May 2025
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Donnie had been working on this for a few months; a machine that could help Mikey train with his mystic hands, making it so he would be able to open portals a lot easier, with his help of course.
As Donnie began typing away on his laptop, Mikey looked over at the circular machine standing before him before looking back at his brother.
"Are you sure this is gonna work, Don?"
"Of course it will! Why wouldn't it?"
Mikey gave a concerned side-eye look at the equipment wired to his arms. "You know.. Just call it a hunch?"
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Dagger From the Mirror by TotallyNotASecretAO3Account
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
05 Jun 2022
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The Kraang are ready. Their plan to take over Earth has been running smoothly for centuries, and they only have the final steps of their plan left to finally gain their second home... Until the turtles come around. No matter what they do, they can't seem to defeat them. The mutants knock down every tower they build and all the progress they make, and now the Kraang are getting desperate.
But they have the technology, the interdimensional portals, and the mind control devices... and so they hatch a plan. It's a plan that cannot possibly fail. After all, who would be better to defeat the turtles than the turtles themselves?
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A fic in the 2012 universe in which the Kraang kidnap and mind control the 2018 gang, and use them to attack and destroy the 2012 boys. Takes place before the season 2 finale of the 2012 series!
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- Part 3 of TMNT Fics
- Part 1 of Dagger From the Mirror (TMNT 2012/2018 Crossover)
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the better half of better things by tacit_semantics
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
09 Apr 2023
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“Mikey,” Leo interrupts. “I think I might be a girl.”
Mikey blinks at her. She blinks back.
“Oh, rad,” Mikey says. “Women rock.”
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In which it’s three in the morning, Mikey’s awake, Leo’s awake, and some secrets come to light
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Girls’ Night by leones
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
12 Sep 2022
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Leo accidentally lets slip a secret at Girls’ Night.
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- Part 1 of Transfem Leo
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08 Jun 2026
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kisses the transfem leo hc softly i love her so dearly
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i waited eight long months (she finally set him free) by stillateenageabomination
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
28 Jul 2023
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A pointed metal prong met her throat, far enough away not to cut her jugular but close enough that if she tried to make a break for it, she’d be skewered.
“Chasing us down is one thing,” said the red-masked turtle with a vicious smirk. He kept his grip on his sai firm as his brothers circled around him and April. “It’s gutsy enough that I can actually respect it. But threatening our pizza? Now you made it personal. Big mistake.”
April held her breath. She would not do what she wanted to do, she would not, she would not –
April burst out into uproarious laughter, her giggles so uncontrollable that the mutant that could only be Raphael had to ease up his grip on his sai. He just stared at her in confusion, as did the rest of his brothers, as April struggled to quiet her laughter.
“I’m – I’m sorry,” April said between giggles. It was so bad that her glasses started fogging up. “You’re just – really short.”
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or, your average 2012/rise crossover. 5 times a Rise character spends the chapter vibing and emotionally connecting with 2012 characters + 3 times there’s actual plot
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- Part 1 of eight long months + extra works
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Playing (least) Favorites by Chaos_Breeds
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
24 Oct 2022
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“Technically, it’s Mikey’s fault,” Leo conceded, with half a smile. “But you’re welcome to pin it on me, your least favorite brother.”
CRASH.
Leo jumped a foot in the air, as Donnie’s toolbox hit the floor, halfway retracted into his shell and just barely caught himself from wiping out entirely. That should have been hilarious, except Donnie couldn’t think straight. He marched forward, heedless of the very rare and expensive tools being trampled underfoot, and met Leo’s wide blue eyes with his own glare. “What did you just say?” he demanded.
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Leo, in all his self deprecating glory, thinks he’s Donnie’s least favorite brother.
Donnie, personally, will not let that slide.