14 Works by Random_autistic_thoughts
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Cris is exhausted from a fussy three week old and just wants to go to bed Lionel has other plans
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What starts as a brief rescue mission turns into easy conversation, mutual understanding under the weight of global fame, and enough accidental flirting to leave half of Inter Miami and Mercedes questioning what exactly just happened.
Or: Messi gets separated from Inter Miami for ten minutes and somehow comes back with a Formula One driver.
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Ronaldo and Messi are newlyweds trying to figure out how to navigate marriage when life throws an unexpected twist on their plans.
Will they keep their relationship out of the public eye or fail spectacularly?
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Winner gets the spoils by Random_autistic_thoughts
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF, Formula 1 RPF
05 May 2026
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Kimi walks back to his hotel after winning the Miami Grand Prix and gets a ride from none other then Lionel Messi his idol
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Cris’s baby sitter canceled on him last minute resulting in him bringing his son to work with him
Messi is just trying to feel normal for a few minutes after el Classico and eat some comfort food instead he babysits a seven year old jr
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Iran attacks Riyadh Saudi Arabia ronaldo gets caught in the crossfire and Lionel rescues him
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The champions session zero- lost media by Random_autistic_thoughts
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF, The champions: football YouTube series
29 Mar 2026
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Before the first publicised season of the champions they recorded a full season that never was broadcasted it was randomised rooming and with no directions for our favourite football’s resulting in chaos and footage that could never be aired
aka a bunch of footballers are forced to live together in a mansion
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“The champions” if it was a fanfic by one stupid author that had no clue what actually happens in football and makes it up the entire time
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Cristiano is overdue with his and Lionel’s third child and is about to have an induction when their last ditch attempt at starting Cris’s labour works slightly too well
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The good old Lionel labour inducer special
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After Barca’s defeat 8-2 against Bayern Munich Messi wants nothing more then to cry in his hotel room instead he gets fucked by his rival
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Another fic my friend requested and I locked in and wrote it bc acts of service is my platonic love language and I need to put a dent in ten fic request they gave me
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Ronaldo x Messi one shot collection by Random_autistic_thoughts
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
12 Feb 2026
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My little throw up of one shots and a scraped chapter from one of my fics
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Cristiano has taken to obsessing over Barca’s new 18 year old golden boy Lionel and with his new money from Manchester uses it to find out everything about his new fascination
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Cris watched Leo masturbate in the shower like he’s a ant in Cris’s ant habitat
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My shity football drawings
This is all made with an iPad and no digital drawing pen please keep that in mind if you comment
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Ronaldo confronts Messi about diving and faking an injury for a penalty
When trying to intimidate the Barca captain he accidentally kisses him making his already complicated feelings towards the arginine more complicated
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Ronaldo gets angry at losing el Classico and Leo fucks him
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A bunch of footballers are forced to live together in a mansion
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“The champions” if it was a fanfic by one stupid author that had no clue what actually happens in football and makes it up the entire time