Random_autistic_thoughts
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- Men's Football RPF (14)
- Formula 1 RPF (2)
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Cris is exhausted from a fussy three week old and just wants to go to bed Lionel has other plans
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What starts as a brief rescue mission turns into easy conversation, mutual understanding under the weight of global fame, and enough accidental flirting to leave half of Inter Miami and Mercedes questioning what exactly just happened.
Or: Messi gets separated from Inter Miami for ten minutes and somehow comes back with a Formula One driver.
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Ronaldo and Messi are newlyweds trying to figure out how to navigate marriage when life throws an unexpected twist on their plans.
Will they keep their relationship out of the public eye or fail spectacularly?
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Winner gets the spoils by Random_autistic_thoughts
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF, Formula 1 RPF
05 May 2026
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Kimi walks back to his hotel after winning the Miami Grand Prix and gets a ride from none other then Lionel Messi his idol
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Cris’s baby sitter canceled on him last minute resulting in him bringing his son to work with him
Messi is just trying to feel normal for a few minutes after el Classico and eat some comfort food instead he babysits a seven year old jr
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The Lionel in front of him isn't an exact copy. This one is older. Much older. With lean muscles and a large collection of tattoos covering his baby fat-less body.
“Who are you?” The older Messi questions, staring at him incredulously.
Leo forces himself to speak. “I think I’m… you.”
Series
- Part 6 of if you want it (you can get it)
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 8/?
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20 Apr 2026
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READ THIS DAILY GOD DAMN IT
Ronaldo double pen ironic
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Sergio had been secretly in love with Luka and Luka’d had a crush on Sergio too.
What if Santa Cristiano Ronaldo cast a miracle?
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16 Nov 2025
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Cris never expected his life to be decided over a family dinner. A scholarship student at Miami Royal University with dreams of making it big in soccer, he suddenly finds himself trapped between an arranged marriage to Lionel Messi — Miami’s most powerful businessman, and his father’s boss.
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15 Sep 2025
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That Time My Longtime Rival Kidnapped Me and Took Me On a Roadtrip Across America by Officialdickluvr
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
31 Mar 2026
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World famous footballer Lionel Messi snaps one day and ends up killing a room full of people. After finishing the deed, he goes on the run, with one hostage in tow to keep him company.
The hostage? His longtime rival and fellow footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo.
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14 Sep 2025
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Days before an El Clásico match, Cristiano stops his rival, for whom he has feelings, from committing suicide. Now, he just needs to figure out what to do.
Set in 2017.
Bookmarked by Random_autistic_thoughts
20 Jun 2025