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Universally Acknowledged by mortuus_lingua
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
20 Aug 2018
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"My dear Mr. Baggins," she replied, "how can you be so tiresome! You must know that I am thinking of one of these unmarried king or princes marrying at least one of our Bagginses, and why not my Bilbo? He’s the prime of the lot."
Smaug is defeated without the recruitment of a burglar, and several delegations, including one from the Shire, are invited to Thorin's public, official coronation. Bilbo, scribe and bachelor, travels to Erebor with fourteen other Hobbits, embarking on an adventure that will change not only his destiny, but those of many in Middle-earth.
Or, the attempted Hobbit / Pride and Prejudice mashup that nobody asked for. Not to worry, knowledge of the plot of Pride and Prejudice is not necessary to understand this story.
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20 Jul 2026
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Unwilling by lordnelson100
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
15 Sep 2017
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They hate each other. They must have sex, to save their peoples.
Porn with a plot, enemies to friends, magic at work, canon-typical violence, it cannot last, curse your sudden but inevitable trope twist, hurt/comfort, angst, LOTR timelines are right out the window, Thorin & Fili & Kili are alive.
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“You!” sneered Legolas. “Were you not the one shouting ‘Never trust an Elf!’ at the late parley? And yet you choose to show yourself in my tent upon such an errand?”“Aye,” the Dwarf answered with a cold look, “For I will send none of my folk in my place, nor ask them to do what I would not submit to.”
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19 Jul 2026
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“The ways of the Elves are strange,” he said at last.
“The customs of the Dwarves are strange,” Legolas was quick to retort.
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19 Jul 2026
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Before Gimli, Legolas had never thought of dwarves as much more than angry pieces of stone come to life. They were sentient, yes, and capable of greed and wrath, but surely little else. It is Gimli's sorrow that makes him realize otherwise. It is Gimli's laughter that makes him find a friend greater than any before.
It is Gimli's hands where he places his heart.
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- Part 1 of Contractual Obligations
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19 Jul 2026
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Braids and Other Elven Peculiarities by BeguiledKitty
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
03 Dec 2017
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Gimli offers to braid Legolas' hair after he gets injured, unaware of what the offer means to an elf.
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19 Jul 2026
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Thranduil is willing to give Legolas and Gimli his permission and his hospitality--but not his blessing.
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18 Jul 2026
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Gimli and Legolas are in Erebor to tell his parents about their relationship. But when Legolas is wounded in a skirmish with an orc party, breaking it to them gently is suddenly much less important.
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17 Jul 2026
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The Days of Rejoicing by Flamebyrd
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
29 Aug 2014
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Elves mate for life.
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- Part 1 of Woke Up Married
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17 Jul 2026
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Some Other Beginning's End by determamfidd
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
16 Feb 2014
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There are first times that matter. And then there are those that never end. (Gimli/Legolas, Oneshot)
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17 Jul 2026
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On the Cold Hill Side by marycrawford
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
08 Jul 2014
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In the end, Gimli thinks, Legolas will steal his heart and sail away with it, and even the wonders of the Glittering Caves are not enough consolation for that loss. But when Aragorn calls for Gimli’s help in dismantling the hidden traps of Orthanc, everything changes.
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16 Jul 2026
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So Cloaked and So Crowned by determamfidd
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
21 Feb 2014
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Legolas might not know what a Dwarf's beard and braids mean, but he does know Gimli.
Gimli must trust in that when the rest is taken from him.
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16 Jul 2026
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The Stubbornness of Dwarves by khazadqueen (ama)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
06 Jan 2014
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Legolas's attempts at courting Gimli have fallen flat on their face. Somehow, Dwalin finds himself playing matchmaker--neither of them are really sure how it happens.
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16 Jul 2026
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Oh by sunday_morning
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
06 Aug 2018
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“I hope you don’t mind, it's simply elven way to be proud of your marriage” then he continued as if he hadn’t just dropped a bomb shell “however I endeavor to respect your cultural and personal preferences as best as possible”
The moment between them sizzled, Gimli felt himself as a kettle, quickly reaching his boiling point.
Then, as Legolas leaned forward to collect himself, and the tea, Gimli exploded “You’re married!?”
Legolas flinched slightly in reaction blinking down at him with large elf eyes, a small questioning smile worked its way onto his lips “what are you-” he stopped short, and as the realization dawned on him, he gave the tiniest “oh”
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Legolas thought Gimli understood elven traditions regarding marriage and sex. Gimli does not. This is the story of what happens when an elf and a dwarf accidentally get married while in the middle of a giant war. Featuring a very exasperated human ranger.- Language:
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16 Jul 2026
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The Ever Winding Road by HogwartsDwarfKat, MollyMonster
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
04 Nov 2019
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Summary: Bilbo Baggins returns to Erebor when he learns that Thorin is still alive, only he brings with him two children of mixed blood. Who are they and how will they fit into the fellowship of the ring? Author's Note: This was written by MollyMonster on fanfiction.net. I just help co-develop and edit it, but I have a account here so I am posting it here for her. Thanks sis! Couldn't have done it without you! Oh, and this is also on fanfiction.net too, under the same name but the author is MollyMonster!
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- Part 1 of The Ever Winding Road
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The Youngest Prince by trysomecats
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
11 Apr 2018
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“Your father wouldn’t approve of the quest?” Sam guessed.
Legolas grimaced. “Certainly not! I was only supposed to bring the news of Gollum’s escape, and then return straight home. No doubt Ada is furious with me.”
Or, the Fellowship discuss Legolas' family, and are surprised to discover that he is on the young side of elven standards.
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15 Jul 2026
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Thank You for the Tea (I Love You Too) by Daisy__dupes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
05 May 2023
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“Kaveh, come on, I didn’t mean—”
Kaveh cleared his voice, “Yes you did,” he kept his gaze fixed on the wooden flooring, “my fault for assuming you had any sense of empathy, God forbid you treat me kindly for once, right?” he trailed off with a bitter laugh, shutting the clasps on Mehrak before taking a decisive step towards the front door.
“What? I was just sharing my opinion—I simply think you’d be happier if—”
“Yeah? Well, I didn't ask for it! God, you are so cold and critical sometimes I wonder if you actually love me.”
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07 Jul 2026
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put me down in facts and figures by Salmonellagogo for Ae_rynn
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
31 May 2025
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The man was silent, stiff like he had never been with Kaveh. Not anymore since a long while ago. The full height of him in their kitchen was outlandish to say the least, the way he regarded their home stoically, arms crossed over the front of his body.
“I didn't quite catch your name,” he said in a quiet baritone.
His words caught Kaveh off guard. He swallowed hard. “I’m Kaveh. Your roommate.”Alternatively, Alhaitham losing his memory becomes the driving force that finally pushes their relationship forward.
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07 Jul 2026
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"I come with you," Razor gruffs, as he quickly, clumsily organizes his things on the ground. "I protect you. You don't get hurt."
"A-are you sure? I'm going all the way to Stormterror's Lair. That's.... pretty far from home for you, isn't it?" Bennett manages in the weakest of protests.
Razor shoots Bennett a look, and says, "You have big journey. Go alone, many danger. With pack, more safe."
Bennett tries, and fails, to swallow back the overwhelming feeling of, of giddy excitement and genuine joy that blooms inside him at the fact that Razor wants to travel with him. That he wants to... to go out of his way to keep Bennett safe.
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Bennett is asked to fulfill a commission in the Stormterror's Lair. As luck would have it, Razor wants to go, too.
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04 Jul 2026
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Kaveh moves out.
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03 Jul 2026
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Help, There’s a Starfish on the Roof! by dtnvrr4
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Jun 2026
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Kaveh had been clear. No poetic wording. No room for misunderstandings. No room for miscommunication.
“I don’t see you that way,” Alhaitham replied flatly.
Wow. So straightforward. So concise. Zero social etiquette.
The heartbreak had not even settled in yet and Kaveh already wanted to throw him off the building.
Cyno @tcg_pharaoh:
why is alhaitham on the roofTighnari @actual_leader:
what roof?? like about to jump??Cyno @tcg_pharaoh:
no he’s lying down flat like a starfish on the cement and just staring at the skyStar_Airbnb @star_villas:
🔗 StarFish Rooftop Villa, 2Bedroom, 1.5 Bathroom with View(or: Kaveh was the one who got rejected by Alhaitham, so why is his junior acting like a tragically abandoned stray cat?)
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02 Jul 2026