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You've never had sex with a monster, and you want to know what it's like.
Your best friend, Sans, has never had sex at all.
You don't have to be a mathematician to put two and two together.
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03 Aug 2025
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When asked to man the spinner for a game of Twister by You and Parker, Chance finds himself unable to say no. Unfortunately, that does mean he has to watch every position, every angle and brush you make against each other… ah, fuck it. Forget the spinner. Who needs it when calling out right hand blue will make you brush your hand against Parker’s chest and move between his legs, or left foot yellow will move Parker close enough to almost kiss you?
Unfortunately, he can’t exactly hide cheating from Parker, and he can’t hide intentions from you.
Now, fully at the mercy of his two favourite people, you force him to narrate a campaign for you in return, just with a bit of a twist.
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19 Jul 2025
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Infringement {{Parker Bradley/Reader}} by Garden_Hose42
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
02 Jul 2025
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Infringement - The action of breaking the terms of a law, agreement, etc; violation
AKA: Parker’s kinda going crazy and the reader fucks with it. Literally
Smut, but angst as well, kinda. Parker's lost a few pieces but it's okay!!
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15 Jul 2025
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson for kali_asleep
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Sep 2013
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A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.
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Bookmarked by PervertedClown
25 Feb 2025
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Two times AM catches you touching yourself, and one time he decides to do something about it.
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- Part 8 of my anonymously posted smut LOL
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21 Feb 2025
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“That’s why I don’t talk to Felix Jr. much more.” He snorted, making you blink rapidly.
“Oh, wow.”
“What’s the point of being the namesake of your own game if you don’t revel in it? It’s *your* game, and he practically lets those good-for-nothing apartment owning losers walk all over him! He’s there to do their dirty work, what type of premise is that?”Bookmarked by PervertedClown
21 Feb 2025
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You're tasked to fix Sun who had randomly shut down whilst taking care of the kids, a simple problem you could easily solve.
However, upon being reactivated, you're met with a bit of a blood-obsessed automaton.
It's still Sun, still looks like them, but most certainly does not act like them.Series
- Part 1 of How Much Is Too Much?
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21 Feb 2025
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Gee, I sure hope Help Wanted Sun doesn't awaken anything within me by Anonymous
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
19 Dec 2023
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Sun notices how you get turned on by his admonishments and has no reservations about showing you your place.
Very light Help Wanted 2 spoilers (mostly allusions to his characterization but I kinda dialed it up to 11 anyways so it's not very accurate lol + references that you wouldn't understand without knowing the game anyways.) Can be enjoyed on it's own without playing/watching it.
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- Part 3 of My anonymous smut works
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21 Feb 2025
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in which a lonely freddy fazbear's mega pizzaplex employee acts on an urge, and they quickly find that they're not the only one pining.
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21 Feb 2025
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You snuck in after-hours and got more than you bargained for.
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21 Feb 2025
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You're a newly-unlocked character in Sugar Rush and the jester to King Candy. things happen and you end up fucking him. mutual pining bullshit and stuff idk. all i know is that i'm horny for this old man.
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21 Feb 2025
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Don't Lose the Moon While Counting the Stars by NyxiStyx
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Dead by Daylight (Video Game)
13 Jan 2024
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Surviving in the fog can take it's toll on anyone, the same trials over and over would drive any sane person to apathy eventually. But there's rumors of a new killer in the entity's realm, one who looks suspiciously like your favorite video game characters. Will you be able help Sun adapt to a life in the role of killer while keeping Moon's obsession with you at bay?
If you don't care about the plot and you're just here for the smut, I gotchu, look for the last scene break line. It's about 2/3 the way down. Eat well friends.
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It will take every single sign the universe can throw at you to realize that you are capable of being loved. Specifically, by an animatronic daycare attendant.
Check out @strawbubbysugar on Tumblr for art related to the AU, and to participate in polls to decide what happens next!
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Bookmarked by PervertedClown
21 Feb 2025
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puff puff pass by indigogogo
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
21 Jun 2024
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You don't smoke as much as you used to.
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Or, you and Donnie have been best friends for over a decade now, and you both have some bad habits you need to quit.
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21 Feb 2025
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this was just called "yeah" in my notes app by SpottyDottyDoo
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
15 Aug 2024
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You heard it here folks, phone sex with a turtle
(Turtles are aged up, obviously)
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- Part 1 of Not-so-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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09 Nov 2024
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round turn and two half hitches by desceros
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
04 Dec 2023
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The minute Donnie realizes what happened, he tries very hard not to panic.
...The minute Donnie realizes whom he's going to have to text for help, he panics a lot.
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20 Aug 2024
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Boiling Desire by caffeinepills (xann_0)
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (IDW Comics)
25 Feb 2023
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"You really got this worked up from a little biting and tossing around? It’s pathetic”
Fic where you almost give Donnie a stroke.
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18 Aug 2024
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Confessions of a Rutting Soft Shell by Ordinarily
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
14 Dec 2022
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You skip down to the lair for your study date with Donnie only to find that he… does not want you there.
Apparently, you (still) didn’t get the memo: It’s mating season.
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- Part 2 of The Mating Season Saga
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07 Aug 2024
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20 May 2024
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“I know exactly why you like putting Stanley through this ending, time and time again. It’s a perversion of yours.”
Now with a continuation!
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- Part 7 of my anonymously posted smut LOL
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16 May 2024