PervertedClown
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Fortunately or unfortunately, you had somehow manged to bag the infamous au destroyer and while he wasn't stable by any definition of the word, he cared about your needs.
He isn't quite ready to move your relationship to the physical stage yet but...
Souls aren't really physical, are they?
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In which your flashlight runs out of juice and you venture into the daycare to remedy that. Who knows, you might run into someone while you're there...
A.k.a I saw a tumblr post about how awkward topping in the dark is and was inspired.
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You and Turbo take turns giving eachother head in his car. That's it.
We need more smut of him (all forms) and I am doing my part.
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You've never had sex with a monster, and you want to know what it's like.
Your best friend, Sans, has never had sex at all.
You don't have to be a mathematician to put two and two together.
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03 Aug 2025
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When asked to man the spinner for a game of Twister by You and Parker, Chance finds himself unable to say no. Unfortunately, that does mean he has to watch every position, every angle and brush you make against each other… ah, fuck it. Forget the spinner. Who needs it when calling out right hand blue will make you brush your hand against Parker’s chest and move between his legs, or left foot yellow will move Parker close enough to almost kiss you?
Unfortunately, he can’t exactly hide cheating from Parker, and he can’t hide intentions from you.
Now, fully at the mercy of his two favourite people, you force him to narrate a campaign for you in return, just with a bit of a twist.
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19 Jul 2025
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Infringement {{Parker Bradley/Reader}} by Garden_Hose42
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
02 Jul 2025
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Infringement - The action of breaking the terms of a law, agreement, etc; violation
AKA: Parker’s kinda going crazy and the reader fucks with it. Literally
Smut, but angst as well, kinda. Parker's lost a few pieces but it's okay!!
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15 Jul 2025
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson for kali_asleep
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Sep 2013
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A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.
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Bookmarked by PervertedClown
25 Feb 2025
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Two times AM catches you touching yourself, and one time he decides to do something about it.
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- Part 8 of my anonymously posted smut LOL
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21 Feb 2025