Pastabirb03
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Exactly as the Title says, oneshots or short stories that I couldn't fit into the main story so now they're here. They'll also include behind the scenes stuff to explain sudden character change, like with Nim- or added scenes in the chapters for those who didn't get to read them.
Some stories are slightly unhinged and have crack like energy- that's because they were scenes I came up with the Memes I made so some of that energy kind of stayed. XD
That or they are meant to be light hearted and insanely funny. Its one or the other really.Anywho- enjoy the chaos and fluff!
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- Part 2 of Becoming A Dream Collections
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Chance didn't like how the story of Dreamtale became.
So in one of his famous break ins, he decides to do another flip you at Fate by giving the twins something they didn't have before.
Or more accurately Nightmare.
Chance may or may not have changed the spirit of Dream with another in his escape attempt.
One that was still living.
Whoops?
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A tale of a poor soul from our world who has been placed into Dream's fate.
Would Chance succeed in changing the fate of the twins?Or will it all be for nothing?
Inspired by harrish6, karmaakabane425, and firehedgehog.
(Updates are 1-2 times a month!)Series
- Part 1 of Becoming A Dream Collections
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Kimora wakes up with a start, eyes blinking slowly as she sees gray paws. Slowly she starts to look up, breath catching in her throat as she starts to recognize what she was seeing.
A bipedal monster covered from head to toe with flint gray fur with tall cat-like ears accompanied by a long slender tail, orange eyes with a face of a mountain lion, with sharp thin fangs that protrude out of its top lip as it starts to open its maw.
It was at that moment that Kimora remembered the scary bedtime stories her mother used to tell her when she was a child. That if you were a bad kid the monsters from the forest would come over the village in the middle of the night and drag you into the woods. And no matter how much you screamed, no matter how much you struggled, the monster's magic made it so that no one could hear you. And then when the monster goes past the village's borders they would devour the naughty children alive.
Suddenly she felt like a kid again as she could hear her heart thundering loudly in her ears as she sat frozen on the ground.
Midnight claws flash in front of her face, ones that can easily tear through flesh.
The monster has come for the naughty child.
And that child was me.
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I was just 19 when my body changed into something that shouldn't exist. An OC.
A monster.
And President Biden? Well he basically issued a militia law to take in any and every transformed OC.
And I got caught.
Its not just me though, dozens of other kid OCs have been captured and we're all being placed in this farm. And even though the living arrangements are less then ideal, at least the soldiers and scientists are nice.
Is it because we look and act like kids? Huh, maybe... maybe they are trying to find a cure to this whole thing after all?
They wouldn't hurt actual kids, after all most of them have kids of their own, they wouldn't harm anyone on purpose.
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Right?
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Collaboration project with @Originalsparkstar from Wattpad
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The life so far with unwilling Andrea, now Dream, aka May May and her new brother Nightmare as she tries to survive the hijinks that's Dreamtale and its many Gods that have zero clue how to help.
"I am so VERY fucked. But at least Nini takes my mind off my existential crisis and anxiety until the villagers eventually come- hahaha- ha.", Her smile wobbles a bit before her voice cracks as she breaks down crying.
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I'm Here, I'm Alive by leiah1
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
30 Apr 2026
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“We don’t need to do anything!” Peter cut him off through gritted teeth. “You don’t need to do anything! This wouldn’t have happened if you left me alone! You’ve done enough, Nightwing!”
Nightwing froze. Peter forced himself up, walking around the vigilante.
“Peter– wait–” Nightwing snapped out of his shock. He turned to Peter and almost reached for his injured arm– but the boy immediately recoiled. Dick realised his mistake, and his hand simply hovered.
“Don’t fucking touch me.” Peter spat with pure venom. “You’ve done enough.”
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Peter gets transported to the DC Universe after the events of No Way Home, and meets the Batfam and the Waynes. One of them looks suspiciously familiar.
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a.k.a. I fell down a rabbit hole, may have been traumatized by my predecessors, so now I'm writing this as therapy
(this is a Dick Grayson is Peter's Biological Parent fic that somehow also turned to a Jason Todd Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure fic)
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Bookmarked by Pastabirb03
19 Mar 2026
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Ch 27
Peter in Gotham fic! Turns 14 and gets directly dropped off in CrimeAlly in a dumpster. Gets immediately profiled from a worried Barbara. Course they accidentally overwhelm him when Nightwing gets worried and Signal found him the next day. DrovePeter into a paranoid tizzy, especially when Batman was following him soon after.
Only trusts Red Hood due to him not asking too many probing question and giving him choices without the stalking.
Huge HUGE misunderstanding with Stephe going on, everyone thinks he’s a trained clone (though future timeline was questioned, they have protocols for it though and none of them went off)
The court of owls know about Peter, or trying to recruit him at least due to hanging out with Dick so much. Dick feels guilty, his dad instincts are going nuts and he just wants to feed and hang out with Peter but it’s hard when Peter DESPISES Nightwing for the lack of trust and betrayal.
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Spider-Man: Into the Gotham-verse by Cat_Lover16
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
01 May 2026
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Strange promised he'd send Peter to a universe with no Peter Parker. A place he'll be safe and have someone to take care of him. A dumpster in a strange crime-ridden city doesn't seem to fit that description. Ugh and he's tiny. At least he has Karen. Ready to give up on family, Peter tries to build a place for him in this universe. But the local vigilantes and local billionaire family seem to take a weird interest in him.
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- Part 1 of Spider-Man: Into the Gotham-verse
Bookmarked by Pastabirb03
15 Jun 2026
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Ch7
Karen and Peter stuck in Gotham. He has terrible gashes on his back and a lightning scar at the base of his neck. Was bleeding everywhere at the library which allowed Dick to get samples and everyone knows he has an injured son running around.
The bat fam are frantic trying to find him before whatever organization that had him does. Peter’s wounds have stopped bleeding after eating but he’s still not at 100%. He’s currently 13 going to 14, which fits into a possible pregnancy, even though there’s so records of Mary giving birth.
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The Amazing Arach-Kid by awhoreintheory
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
09 May 2026
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Dick Grayson sees a random kid perform the Flying Grayson's quadruple somersault at a third rate circus. So obviously, he does the sensible thing: joins a suspicious circus under his legal name while his family watches in morbid curiosity and horror.
Because subtlety is for people who didn’t grow up performing death-defying acts thirty feet in the air.
Years of crime-fighting prepared him for a lot of things. What he didn't expect was to lose his footing once and stumble into fatherhood.
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Bookmarked by Pastabirb03
15 Jun 2026
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Ch 6
Peter gets into Charlie’s Circus and gets immediately profiled by everyone when he does the quadruple somersault the Flying Grayson’s are famous for.
Dick immediately goes on as himself to be a couch to the others but also to investigate just what is up with Peter. It becomes fairly obvious that he didn’t try to do it and it was an adult who told him to try. Knowing full well all the accidents that happen when not properly trained. Dick is a little protective of Peter cause of that, it’s fairly obvious his coworkers are jealous of him and keep almost dropping him in their catches, there’s no trust or comradely built.
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Second chance at life(with familiar faces) by Candy3_lover
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
13 Jun 2026
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When Peter Parker died on Titan he was reborn in the DC universe to his mother Mary Parker but his father Dick Grayson doesn't know about him. His mother Mary her brother Ben and Ben wife May do everything to raise him happily. Peter is beyond happy to have his family again and will do anything to keep them safe and happy this time. Unfortunately family secrets put them all in danger and now enemies from both sides of his family are coming for them. And on top of that the Gotham bats vigilantes keep showing up and watching him. With his powers returning slowly and his family in danger Peter would do anything to save them, luckily a familiar face shows up to help protect him. Can he beat the Parker curse or will he lose all he loves again.
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15 Jun 2026
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Ch 12
Peter is reborn au. Has all his memories and tries to be as happy as possible with his new fam and promising to protect him when he gets older.
Sadly the court wouldn’t let that happen and Ben is killed in the crossfire. Mary is an ex trainee agent from the C.I.A and her dad is a power obsessed abuser. She knows the identity of the bat family and because of it tried desperately to stay away to protect Peter,
It didn’t work. Waller is part of the C.I.A she was working in and you KNOW she’s going to do some messed up shit.
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Stray Alert (you don’t have to fight anymore) by I_read_too_many_books
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
09 Jun 2026
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After the events of no way home Peter finds himself in Bludhaven
Dick finds him and nothing will stop him from taking care of this kid
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14 Jun 2026
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Ch 30
Peter gets plopped into Bludhaven and gets found by Nightwing a few weeks later. He’s starving and mute due to the self isolation and not exactly having the will to keep living, just doing the bare minimum to survive.
He turns back into an 11 year old, Dick is worried and feeds him everyday. He named Peter Stray u til he finally admits his name, even then Stray is his nickname. Cass is the second to meet him, then Jason. Things go slowly until it’s found out Dick is his actual bio dad. He admits being from another universe, they all take it well. He uses his spidey sense to warn them when they’re going to get ambushed. Since they’re always on call for the warning, they get immediately notified when someone is being swarmed.
Peter is 14 now, life is good. He went through therapy, he’s going to start Gotham Academy and his metabolism has risen to such extremes it’s exactly like a speedsters, concerning the whole family.