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    Harry Potter has already lost the war once.
    In 2024, with the resistance collapsing and Stella still impossible to defeat, a last, desperate potion sends Harry and the surviving members of the resistance back into their younger bodies.
    The good news? They know what is coming now. The bad news? This time, they have two villains to defeat instead of one.
    Harry changes his face, takes the name Gold, and returns to Hogwarts as the new Defence professor.
    Severus Snape sees through him immediately.
    Instead of exposing him... he steps closer. He knows the new professor is dangerous. But whatever Gold is—war mage, liar, sex god in leathers—Snape wants him anyway.
    Meanwhile, Professor Gold partners Ron Weasley with Draco Malfoy for the entire bloody year.
    This proves to be a terrible idea.
    While Snape and Harry negotiate desire like diplomats standing over a bomb, Ron and Draco simply light the fuse.
    All four of them are trying to survive each other in the middle of a war.
    What could possibly go wrong?

    Warning: now featuring… terrible author notes and high levels of filth.

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    16 Apr 2026

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    Remus Lupin:
    Professor Lupin to his students.
    Moony to his marauders.
    And Scar to the Shelby Family.

    A story told through a series of fics of how in year three, Harry Potter found himself being (quite easily) kidnapped by his DADA professor and introduced to a new family that show him loyalty and love.

    Along the way… perhaps an old flame rekindles, old hurts are healed, and - yeah - there’s going to be crime and violence.

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    26 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I would read anything this woman writes, because her stories are fire. Do I know of peaky blinders? No, I do not. Do I care? Brum, gangster family, cutthroat violence, I’m good

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    The extended universe for brilliant difficulty, including side stories and eventually post-series works. This will make more sense if you read before the door of hell lamps burned, the glass fortress and the grave of the saint first, although the works in this series are listed roughly chronologically.

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    12 Jan 2026

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    This Looks v FASCINATING

  4. Rec 78

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    The Cruciatus Curse is a horrible thing.

    It is the thing that kills Harry Potter.

    And sets of a bunch of events that were to never happen, unless for Fate, and her creativity.

    Death has a proposition.

    Harry takes it.

    UNFINISHED AND DISCONTINUED!!!

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    08 May 2025

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    This author’s work is dark, crisp, and delicious. Definitely recommend, and can’t wait now for this to be finished.

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    On the 31st of October, an eleven-year-old girl will bring about the end of the world. According to prophecy, anyway, and everyone knows those are infallible.

    Fortunately, the world has unlikely heroes in the form of Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy, who've selflessly agreed to put aside their mutual hatred and long-standing prank war in order to find the girl and stop the apocalypse. If only they could be certain they have the right child…

    For fans of Terry Pratchett and dramatic irony, a comedy of errors about two people so stubbornly in denial, Fate itself decides to step in.

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    25 Feb 2025

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    One of the best Idiots In Love crack fics on this site in the Potterverse. Read it. Love it. Kudos and comment love on it😊