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    Three’s a Crowd (But I’m Here if You Are) by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superboy (Comics)  

    05 Jan 2022

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    Bernard pops the top off his water bottle, a roll of his wrist at the perfect angle and it comes right off, and pops the faucet in Tim’s very nice kitchen to cold. Tim presses a kiss to the back of Bernard’s neck before Tim moves to the fridge to get his own water.

    Bernard used to not drink as much water, but Tim drinks enough water for three people a day so Bernard naturally has followed- and now Bernard has no acne so he’s sort of mad about it actually. “The main character has two hands.” Bernard chimes easy and teasing. “Polygamy is the awnser here babe.”

    Tim peaks over the door of the fridge. “Oh? Is this you telling me something?”

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    Tim Drake, Bernard Dowd, and Kon-El have two hands each. They use them to hold onto each other.

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    Be Your Teenage Dream Tonight by

    Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

    07 Oct 2023

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    Tim has, infamously, fallen asleep on dates, on stakeouts, even on a rollercoaster. What can't Tim sleep through?

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    Could Just Taste It, Chased It by

    Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types  

    06 Dec 2023

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    "You smell good," Conner said. "You smell... ripe."

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    fellas is it gay to ask your best friend to bitch you by

    Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Teen Titans - All Media Types, & Related Fandoms  

    18 Dec 2024

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    “I want you to bitch me.”

    Tim reacted to the word so strongly he nearly fell off his chair.

    “Kon you- you can't say that!” It wasn't a word one should bring up in polite company, Tim had learned early on.

    Kon rolled his eyes emphatically.

    “Fine. I want you to help me transition my dynamic into one that more closely resembles how I feel inside. Happy?”

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    Turn It On in a New Kind of Bright by

    Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

    14 Jun 2024

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    An unusually powerful solar flare causes an extreme radio blackout and damages the Watchtower… and all the Kryptonians disappear. The rest of the Super family refuse to answer questions about what happened to them. But Conner finds Tim.

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    27 Jun 2026