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i'm using your distress as foreplay by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
12 Oct 2025
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“You could drug me,” Logan had suggested nonchalantly over coffee a few days ago. “Wouldn’t fuckin’ with a girl’s drink be in character?”
“We should get married,” Wade had replied, voice dreamy. He hooked his foot against Logan’s calf and pet him while sighing, “No one more perfect for me than you.”
“Whatever, it was just an idea,” Logan grumbled, embarrassed. “Just trying to help you with your perverted little game.”
“Clearly it's our perverted game,” Wade pointed out. “You want me to roofie you so you wake up all tied up and at my mercy? You’d like that?”
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- Part 7 of hold me like a grudge
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keep quiet, nothing comes as easy as you (can i lay in your bed all day?) by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
01 Apr 2025
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“You didn’t used to be half-bad looking,” Wolverine comments to Deadpool as he blinks his amnesia-induced headache out of his eyes. He plucks a little orange rectangular device out of Deadpool’s pocket. “What is wrong with this thing?”
“I dunno, but I’m sure they've got it more than handled. We were just well-armed chaperones.” Deadpool strolls past all of them into the abandoned barrack, looking around judgmentally as if it were a swanky hotel room. “I’ve got more pressing concerns, like, are you going to leave me for the younger, hotter version of me?”
Wolverine sniffs a laugh, and Wade can practically feel his eyes land on him, interest and curiosity about a version of a man he already knows intimately swirling into something heady. He’s looking at Wade’s face, his arms, his hands, and Wade wants to know what he’s noticing, what experiences he’s comparing him to.
“With how my effort has been wasted, I’m about to give up on him,” Wade fights past the giddy tightness in his voice and points his thumb at Logan, “For the older, hotter version.”
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i’m trying to blow off steam, not my self esteem (ask me: do you see yourself in me?) by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Feb 2025
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As he’s thinking, all of Logan’s messages finally switch to read, and the little typing icon appears on Wade’s side of the chat for a split second. It disappears, and Logan waits, and he waits some more. When Wade doesn’t reply after a full minute, Logan growls in frustration and wrenches his sock drawer open.
There’s a lump there, wrapped in one of Wade’s t-shirts. It’s alarmingly heavy when Logan snatches it up, whatever it is soft and awkward. Logan suspects, but it isn’t until he shakes it out onto the bed that he understands what his present is.
It’s a dildo, but it’s ridiculous shape is why it doesn’t register as such immediately. It’s… well, it’s dog-like? Logan doesn’t pretend to know anything about animal bits with any degree of expertise, but the dildo has a flared and pointy head, a short thick shaft, and a knot. Living with Wade meant learning all sorts of things against his will, one of which was what a knot was. The thing is also alarmingly bright fucking pink. And purple, like someone tried real hard to swirl the colors around aesthetically despite it being a dog dick.
Also, and probably most importantly, it’s kind of fucking huge.
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- Part 6 of hold me like a grudge
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where is your boy tonight? (i hope he is a gentleman) by NotesAppWitch for some_stars
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Dec 2024
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“Are you just like him?” Vanessa says, voice high and a little delirious. “If you come, can you just keep going?”
“I can even do it without crying,” Logan grits.
Vanessa peeks over her shoulder, one playful eye mocking him. “I’ll be the judge of that.”
His self control is frayed, threads popping loose one by one until it’s a single strand keeping him together. Her body is velvet soft and soaking wet and Logan can’t do it, the thread snaps, his hips snap, and Vanessa moans in earnest now, caught off guard and pleasured.
It’s been so long since Logan has had this. It was so easy to ignore the need when he’d denied it for nearly a decade, but fucking Wade had cracked open the shell he’d built around this part of him that needed physical attention. Denying himself pleasure had been his repentance, but now he considers something new: if he was the worst, then maybe he should live up to it. Surely fucking his ex-teammate’s ex-girlfriend in a fit of glorious self sabotage was not something a good person would do. But he wasn’t good, he wasn't a hero, he was the worst. No world saving would change that.
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i think i’ve been going through it, and i've been putting your name to it by NotesAppWitch for hitlikehammers
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
03 Dec 2023
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“I want it to be known that I am making a very conscious effort to be super cool and positive about this,” Robin goes on a minute later. “It is very hard to not be totally emotional about this, but we don’t do well when we are both having meltdowns, and I think I had the last meltdown.”
“Uh huh, over Stacy.” Steve inhales a laugh. “You really know how to pick ‘em.”
“What’s that?”
“Girls with curly hair, sharp faces, and a stick up their ass, who are also, usually, straight.”
“Why are they at Leslie’s if they’re straight?” Robin moans as she whips around a corner. “And why are they so mean to me when I just wanna make ‘em feel nice?”
“Some of us are gluttons for punishment.”
“No, some of you are into S&M, and some of them are straight girls who never want to have a real orgasm.”
“You just gotta get past the Nancy look-a-likes.”
“Says the guy trying to fuck a ghost!”
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i sing the blues and you swallow them too by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
23 Oct 2023
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Eddie deflects, not sure how to react to the full weight of his attention. “I didn’t catch your name.”
“Steve,” he says plainly, throwing his hand out. His skin is so soft, confirming Eddie’s suspicion that he’s rich. But his hand is also big, and warm, and Eddie has to remind himself to shake firmly.
“I’m Eddie. Is it just Steve, or is there a title I need to know about?”
That actually seems to offend Steve a bit, which is surprising given his appearance. Usually these noble-heir types love to boast about their future inheritances. “It’s technically Lord Harrington, but it just doesn’t have the same ring to it, I don’t think. And what about you, are you just Eddie?” Steve recovers easily from the slight, slouching to sling an arm over the back of the chair and taking a long, pointed look up and down Eddie's body.
Two can play at that game, and Eddie tips his head and looks up through his bangs when he replies, “You can call me whatever you want to, Steve.”
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make your sweat roll backwards and your heart beat in reverse by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
18 Sep 2022
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And here’s the worst part; Steve had kinda forgotten about them. Once Eddie was there and he couldn’t adjust them, he just got used to it. But as Eddie’s finger trails over the lace, Steve sucks in a breath, and Eddie freezes.
The wicked grin splitting his face is earth-shattering. “Stevie?”
“Yeah?” Steve croaks, desperate to play it cool.
Eddie’s fingers dip lower to confirm his findings. His nails trail over the lace and find the silky fabric covering the swell of Steve’s ass, and he blinks at him slowly, his whole demeanor shifting.
“Are you wearing women’s underwear?”
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he was sweet like honey but all I can taste is the blood in my mouth by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
17 Oct 2021
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“Although, you seem to enjoy being the scary one recently, Mr. Slayer.”
“Uh- I-“
“Mr. Scary Slayer man.” Nandor grabs his shoulder and wheels him around so his own back is to the wall, pulling Guillermo forward to pin him there. “I am a helpless little vampire, the slayer is going to get me!” He levels his gaze at his familiar, challenging him, “Get me, Guillermo.”