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so far from home to have a stranger call you darling by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series)
23 Nov 2025
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“Forgive me,” Wealwell pants, voice thin and reedy and so clearly enjoying himself, “For being apprehensive about being caught by a man who has threatened to shoot me several times.”
“Thought ya’ liked it,” Daisuke drawls despite knowing better than to engage. Engaging was a lost cause. He may as well start stripping down now.
And Monty knows that. Monty’s head ticks towards him, eyebrow raised, mouth quirked, a mischievous glint in his eye. Daisuke tries to keep his face neutral, but he knows he’s panting and looking the pair all over, trying to see his fill before it gets taken away.
“C’mere,” Monty says then, tipping his head to beckon Daisuke closer. “Don’t say I never learned how to share.”
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death inspires me like a dog inspires a rabbit by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Deadpool (Marvel Comics), Wolverine (Marvel Comics), Marvel, Marvel 616
31 Oct 2025
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The potion bottle finally comes away from Logan’s mouth with a spit string, and he heaves slightly as he tries to suppress a gag. Laura cackles and smacks his back as he goes to wash it down with his beer, making him cough again, and Tony claps mockingly and orders him a chaser.
“There is something in that,” Logan croaks, eyes wet at the corners, “That is not on the ingredient label.”
“Uh, yeah, it's the essence of werewolf,” Wade says. “The lady is a real witch.”
Logan narrows his eyes at him, and Wade meets his gaze, his own expression manic. Logan is flushed and weepy and the potion dribbling down his chin makes him look like a drooling anime girl and Wade is acutely reminded of why Logan probably responded to his text in the first place.
“You better fuckin’ hope there’s no actual werewolf in that,” Logan says threateningly.
Wade sneers, “Oh I definitely hope there is. You ever see that gif of the pineapple in the hydraulic press–”
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i'm using your distress as foreplay by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
12 Oct 2025
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“You could drug me,” Logan had suggested nonchalantly over coffee a few days ago. “Wouldn’t fuckin’ with a girl’s drink be in character?”
“We should get married,” Wade had replied, voice dreamy. He hooked his foot against Logan’s calf and pet him while sighing, “No one more perfect for me than you.”
“Whatever, it was just an idea,” Logan grumbled, embarrassed. “Just trying to help you with your perverted little game.”
“Clearly it's our perverted game,” Wade pointed out. “You want me to roofie you so you wake up all tied up and at my mercy? You’d like that?”
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- Part 7 of hold me like a grudge
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take it like a taker, 'cause baby i’m a giver by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Jul 2025
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“If I’m not a hero, then why do you care what I say to Laura?” Logan trudges back to the bed, sits down hard on the edge of it with her elbows on her knees.
“Because there’s a pretty wide chasm between ‘role model superhero’ and ‘asshat who's mean to children.’” Wade watches her go upside down in her periphery.
“She’s not a kid,” Logan grumbles. But she stares at the floor for a few seconds, chewing on the inside of her lip. “But I’ll go with you tomorrow, fine. Is that what you wanna hear?”
“It’s on the list.”
Logan scoffs, curling her lip when she asks, “What else is on the list?”
“You look totally smoking hot in that suit, darlin’. Or I’d like to sign onto a six movie deal, Mr. Feige.” Wade sneers as she stands, crossing her arms over her chest just to put a little lift in the new boob window in her suit. “I’d also take: let me suck your cock, mommy, but I recognize that one is a bit of a stretch.”
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i used to waste my time dreaming of being alive (and now i waste it dreaming of you) by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Cable and Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool (Marvel Comics), Cable (Marvel Comics)
20 Jul 2025
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“For you, a compliment is almost as rare as a joke,” Wade says, grateful that his mask lets him bask in Nate’s heavy gaze without betraying his reaction, which is getting increasingly more turned on by the second. “Thank you for recognizing the quality of my work, sir.”
Any attempt Nate makes to school his expression is betrayed by one sharp intake of breath. His brow twitches as he tries to decide on what to say, a few infinite seconds passing before he drops his voice and says, “What do you think is going to happen, Wade? That I‘m going to fuck you in the stairwell of a crumbling building?”
“Whoa, tiger,” Wade says, hooking his fingers in Nate’s belt and hauling him closer. “You said that, not me.”
Nate lets himself be moved insomuch as he uses the momentum to crush Wade into the wall. It means his voice is hot on Wade’s ear when he says, “You’re awfully desperate. I thought you were the one who said the other night wouldn’t change anything.”
“Yeah, but I meant like, to them–” he gestures to his side with a vague flap of his hand. “Out there. What, do you not think you can handle fucking me without getting attached?”
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- Part 2 of circa 2004
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sleeping in and sleeping for the wrong team by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Cable and Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool (Marvel Comics), Cable (Marvel Comics)
28 Apr 2025
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Wade has to give Cable credit where credit is due; when you collect the world's greatest minds in one place and give them a relative utopia, they were able to engineer some great drugs.
And the best part, and this was really where the credit was due for Cable specifically, the mutant messiah himself didn’t care. If he partook, he did so quietly, and no one ever got to see that, not that Wade cared one way or another— although it would be something to see Stick-up-his-ass-Summers the Second out of his mind and blissed out on the trip of his life— but at least Nate didn’t close any of the clubs, he didn’t investigate any of the labs, and he didn’t stop anyone from partaking.
Wade’s favorite spot to score said drugs was a sleazy club that, through abundant resources, managed to have everything clubs didn’t have in real life. There was always something that ruined a real life club: sticky floors or overpriced drinks or a bad DJ or general gentrification of the attending crowd. And of course, no drugs. Real clubs didn’t have drugs on the menu right alongside a semi-reasonably priced cocktail. Sex on the Grav-Pad, Floating Island Iced Tea, 1 oz of Number Nineteen.
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- Part 1 of circa 2004
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i'm sleeping my way out of this one with anyone who will lie down by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Deadpool (Marvel Comics), X-Men (Comicverse), Cable and Deadpool (Comics), Marvel (Comics)
14 Apr 2025
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"I caved in our entrance so they couldn’t escape,” Nate says.
“Our entrance tunnel that was also…” Wade squints, physically drawing the conclusion with his hands.
“Our exit tunnel,” Logan sighs, trudging back over.
“Oh, okay perfect!” Wade cheers sarcastically. “I’ve always wanted to be trapped somewhere with a bunch of murderous invasive alien things and two strapping older men who fucking hate each other and I’m not kidding. Who’s taking their shirt off first and revealing their sweaty and battle torn wife-beater underneath? Usually it’s Logan which is why I think maybe it should be you first this time, Nate.”
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keep quiet, nothing comes as easy as you (can i lay in your bed all day?) by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
01 Apr 2025
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“You didn’t used to be half-bad looking,” Wolverine comments to Deadpool as he blinks his amnesia-induced headache out of his eyes. He plucks a little orange rectangular device out of Deadpool’s pocket. “What is wrong with this thing?”
“I dunno, but I’m sure they've got it more than handled. We were just well-armed chaperones.” Deadpool strolls past all of them into the abandoned barrack, looking around judgmentally as if it were a swanky hotel room. “I’ve got more pressing concerns, like, are you going to leave me for the younger, hotter version of me?”
Wolverine sniffs a laugh, and Wade can practically feel his eyes land on him, interest and curiosity about a version of a man he already knows intimately swirling into something heady. He’s looking at Wade’s face, his arms, his hands, and Wade wants to know what he’s noticing, what experiences he’s comparing him to.
“With how my effort has been wasted, I’m about to give up on him,” Wade fights past the giddy tightness in his voice and points his thumb at Logan, “For the older, hotter version.”
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she wont stop me, put it down; so get your gun and meet me by the door by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Marvel Rivals (Video Game), Marvel
22 Mar 2025
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“Sue, what the hell are you–”
“Shush!” she corrects, pressing her hand firmly over his mouth. The corner she’s tucked them into is tight, away from the chaos of the fight outside and mostly safe from prying eyes, but, “If someone comes over here, the only one of us they’re going to catch is you.”
Bucky’s eyes widen above her hand, his breath catching. She pushes herself closer, flattening him further against the wall, her free hand going to his hip, sliding under his shirt and along his skin. He dares to grab her wrist, to pull her fingers away from his face and wet his lips, but he won’t make the next move.
His voice is hoarse when he asks, “Is this just because you saw Reed?”
Frustration flares hot under her skin, but when she tries to wrench her hand back from Bucky’s grip, he won’t let her budge.
“I hate… seeing him on the other side of this. He doesn’t understand. Neither does Steve, or Nat.”
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she's the one, she's the one, i'm in love with the reaper by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
05 Mar 2025
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Never has she been kissed so thoroughly. Agatha knows just then she’ll probably never have this again, and tries to push that thought away so she can have the experience imprinted on her bones.
When Rio comes back for her one day, Agatha only hopes this encounter will have left as much of a mark on her as it has on Agatha.
Rio pulls her mouth back only to press it back under her jaw. A wolf would be less aware of a rabbit’s pulse, Agatha thinks, her body jolting as Rio bites there, teeth bruising a mark into her skin that no Puritanical collar will hide.
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i’m trying to blow off steam, not my self esteem (ask me: do you see yourself in me?) by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Feb 2025
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As he’s thinking, all of Logan’s messages finally switch to read, and the little typing icon appears on Wade’s side of the chat for a split second. It disappears, and Logan waits, and he waits some more. When Wade doesn’t reply after a full minute, Logan growls in frustration and wrenches his sock drawer open.
There’s a lump there, wrapped in one of Wade’s t-shirts. It’s alarmingly heavy when Logan snatches it up, whatever it is soft and awkward. Logan suspects, but it isn’t until he shakes it out onto the bed that he understands what his present is.
It’s a dildo, but it’s ridiculous shape is why it doesn’t register as such immediately. It’s… well, it’s dog-like? Logan doesn’t pretend to know anything about animal bits with any degree of expertise, but the dildo has a flared and pointy head, a short thick shaft, and a knot. Living with Wade meant learning all sorts of things against his will, one of which was what a knot was. The thing is also alarmingly bright fucking pink. And purple, like someone tried real hard to swirl the colors around aesthetically despite it being a dog dick.
Also, and probably most importantly, it’s kind of fucking huge.
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- Part 6 of hold me like a grudge
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where is your boy tonight? (i hope he is a gentleman) by NotesAppWitch for some_stars
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Dec 2024
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“Are you just like him?” Vanessa says, voice high and a little delirious. “If you come, can you just keep going?”
“I can even do it without crying,” Logan grits.
Vanessa peeks over her shoulder, one playful eye mocking him. “I’ll be the judge of that.”
His self control is frayed, threads popping loose one by one until it’s a single strand keeping him together. Her body is velvet soft and soaking wet and Logan can’t do it, the thread snaps, his hips snap, and Vanessa moans in earnest now, caught off guard and pleasured.
It’s been so long since Logan has had this. It was so easy to ignore the need when he’d denied it for nearly a decade, but fucking Wade had cracked open the shell he’d built around this part of him that needed physical attention. Denying himself pleasure had been his repentance, but now he considers something new: if he was the worst, then maybe he should live up to it. Surely fucking his ex-teammate’s ex-girlfriend in a fit of glorious self sabotage was not something a good person would do. But he wasn’t good, he wasn't a hero, he was the worst. No world saving would change that.
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pace yourself for me, i said maybe, baby, please by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
07 Nov 2024
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“And what does my princess not already have? Dolled up. That’s what I said, right? That’s, ah, what made you go all pink. You want something pretty to wear, something silky and delicate– fuck–” Logan draws the circle with his tongue this time and Wade’s so fucking close– “You want me to buy you pretty panties and a little bra, oh sweetheart, I’m gonna get you it all. Stockings and garters and a little babydoll cover up and I’m gonna fuck you stupid in them– baby, please, can I–”
Logan draws another circle on his chest in permission. He knows just how to treat Wade right, touching him and looking up at him; Wade is trembling and pleading and curling in on himself as Logan swallows him down. It’s a blinding relief, bliss racing through his veins better than a bump of cocaine or any other name just as sweet for it, and even then his heart hammers with the images swirling behind his eyes.
“Oh, princess,” Wade croons blearily, letting his head fall against the back of the couch as he goes limp. “Every day I fall more in love with you, y’know?”
“Stand up,” Logan growls hoarsely, wiping his face on the back of his hand as he struggles to his feet.
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- Part 5 of hold me like a grudge
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i bet we’d have really good come right on me, i mean camaraderie by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men '97 (Cartoon 2024), Marvel Cinematic Universe
07 Oct 2024
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Someone groans weakly. With tremendous effort, Wade lifts his arm, it feels like it weighs a thousand pounds, and tries to scrub at his face.
“Oh fuck no,” Wade says but—
Well Wade, this Wade, your humble narrator, does not say it with his mouth. But his voice says it, and it sounds weird, like he’s trying to make it deeper than it is.
Wade scrubs at his face, clearing dust from his eyelashes.
Yeah, okay. He doesn’t have those.
His hands touch his face. The most obvious bit is the beard, but it’s also the exact slope of the nose and the cut of the cheekbones and when he finally gets his eyes open, he looks at blue gloves.
“Oh fuck yes,” Wade says. With Logan’s mouth. The voice rumbles through his ribcage, higher pitched by a bit through Logan’s ears but he just knows it's deep and scratchy and so sexy.
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- Part 4 of hold me like a grudge
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i wanna know what it's like to feel your heart beating from the inside by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
21 Sep 2024
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“Warm like…” Wade hears himself say, and he slurs a little because he’s actually drooling. “Like good warm.”
“Good warm,” Logan repeats uncertainly. He says it like Wade is dumb, like he’s a dumb idiot and he’s gonna yell at him and make him feel a little stupid and Wade loves when he does that.
Wade can feel Logan’s eyes on him, mean and hot and heavy on the bit of Wade’s exposed face and then lower, down his heaving chest to where Wade is twitching his hips up against nothing, desperate.
“Wade,” Logan scolds, and Wade swallows back a little noise at his name being used so harshly and in that tone. “Now is not the fuckin’ time.”
“Would you believe me, babygirl, if I said that this time—“ the car hits a tiny bump and Wade makes a little mmh! “—this time it’s not me?”
“What are you saying? That the powder in the bullet made you horny?” he laughs wryly. “Sure you don’t just have a thing for guns?”
“I have a well established thing for guns,” Wade pants as he grinds a hand against himself through his suit just to relieve some fucking pressure. “As do you, mon petit chou.”
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- Part 3 of hold me like a grudge
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i’m not that kind of man, but i’ll make an exception for you by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
11 Sep 2024
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“When’s your shift over?” His voice is a tenor, rumbling through his chest, spoken above a whisper only insomuch that it’s the sexy lick of a baseline right in Wade’s ear. “I’ve got nowhere to be.”
Wade grins wolfishly, hopes it reads through his mask and pretends like he’s reaching for something just to brush their pinkies together. “You must think I’m so easy, to just go home with any hot stranger who’s a little nice to me.”
The man squints, and their faces are close now, and Wade can almost taste the whiskey on his breath through his mask. Some sort of decision is being made behind dazzling hazel eyes, and the man pulls the corner of his mouth up just a fraction to say, “I think you’re easy enough to have a go in the bathroom on your break.”
Wade giggles, low and embarrassed, and he has to shove back up off the bar to standing in order to break himself out of the magnetism of the man's flirtatious goading.
“Says just as much ‘bout you as it does about me,” Wade says. “You try to give all your bartenders the glory hole special?”
“No,” he replies with a shrug, and he leans back too, but it doesn’t break the tension, only stretches it thinner and thinner until it might snap. “Just you.”
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- Part 2 of hold me like a grudge
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part time soulmate, full time problem by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Sep 2024
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“I’d get you a collar,” Wade answers too quickly, too eagerly, “With a little tag that says ‘If found, return to Deadpool.”
“What’s a collar gonna do?”
“I was going to get you a pretty leather one, princess, but if you’re gonna be difficult then maybe you need one of the ones with the metal prongs. Regardless,” Wade shoves a hand between them to push their waistbands out of the way. “You attach a leash to a collar.”
“Taking yanking my chain to a whole new level,” Logan sighs, eyes fluttering as Wade touches him.
“Ugh, folks, he’s gorgeous and funny! What do they even need me for? If you’re gonna try to steal my spotlight, buster, then maybe I should put a muzzle on you, huh?”
Logan’s hips jump so hard Wade has to check to make sure he hasn’t come. His mouth is open and soft, eyebrows pitched up in an adorable little pinch, his back arched and his chest on full display as he ruts down into Wade’s grip, and Christ, as much as Wade likes getting pinned down and dicked down, he has got to make Logan bottom for him more often.
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- Part 1 of hold me like a grudge
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when i said that i’d return to you, i meant more like a relapse by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Aug 2024
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Logan can feel them watching him as he yanks the box of cigarettes out of his back pocket. It feels good to be wanted. He’s not a weapon to them, or at least not to Vanessa. And the way Wade feels about his weapons, well, Logan doesn’t really mind being a weapon to him. He nocks the cigarette in his mouth, fishes around for his lighter, and flicks it open one handed.
It’s funny. He does this more times a day than any human should be able to withstand without dying of seven different types of cancer. To him it’s a familiar motion, the muscle memory grounding and getting him out of his head. But even with his eyes closed on a deep inhale, he can feel them looking at him. Wanting him. And it’s the same way he’s been wanted before and wherever his Scott and Jean are, they at least have each other and that maybe makes it okay to want this.
(He wonders if this universe’s Scott and Jean wanted him like that. He wonders if this Logan ever found out what happened in his past. For the first time since being here, he kind of wants to find out.)
Logan exhales, eyes slipping half open to land right on Vanessa. “How much blood are you willing to get on your furniture, sweetheart?”
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it's alright to just admit that i'm the fantasy (you're obsessing, just confess it cause it's obvious) by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
21 Aug 2024
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“Hey, I think someone was living here,” Logan says as she stomps back into the room.
“On purpose?” Wade quips, spinning quickly like he’s guilty of something. Logan has lost the ugly blue and yellow jacket of her suit, it’s tossed carelessly on the counter, and the ratty white tank top underneath is torn and bloodstained from their earlier theatrics. It’s obnoxious, honestly, the way every muscle in her arm flexes as she reaches for the box of smokes, and how her skin shifts over her collarbone and throat as she hooks it in her mouth.
Logan snaps and waves. “Are you in there, you idiot?”
“Uh-huh?” Wade is not in here. He is caught up on her mouth as she lights it and takes a drag, the way the lines of her face stretch and settle into what is clearly a familiar shape. Wade is into women, and Wade is into men, and so when he runs the numbers, this makes more sense than it should.
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knee deep in the passenger seat and you’re eating me out (is it casual now?) by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, X-Men (Movieverse)
16 Aug 2024
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“Y’know,” Wade says, voice warped funny around Logan’s grip on his face, “I did not fail to keep a stripper for lack of ability in bed, if that’s what you were wondering.”
“I don’t believe that. You never stop talking.”
“They don’t call me the merc with a mouth for nothing, daddy.” Wade tries to lick the blood off Logan’s face and misses by a hair’s breadth.
Logan shoves him back down to the center console and Wade howls. It fucking hurts, but he still gets a little moan in there because his pain-pleasure wires got crossed a long time ago and it pisses Logan off, two for the price of one. Over his voice he hears Logan growl, “Stop calling me that!”
“What, augh, god, ow, what would you prefer? Sir? Master? Professor? Fuck—“ Wade’s got a better angle to grind on now and Logan’s hand gripping his jaw is doing it for him. “Or we can go the other way, huh, princess?”