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A Series of Rather Unfortunate Events by TheWitchfluencer for SilverDragonGemini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Apr 2026
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"An off book assignment to a middle-of-nowhere muggle village where we are forced to stay overnight at an inn with only one bed…" Draco raised a brow. "It's highly suspicious.”
Her eyes flashed. “And just what exactly are you implying?”
"I’m implying that I have read this book before, Granger.”
Her lips twitched but she denied him her full smile. “I see. Well then please enlighten me, what happens next?”
“Oh it’s terrible,” he tsked. “If the tropes are to be believed, we are all but doomed by forced proximity.”
ORA hilariously self-aware "Only one bed at the inn" Dramione Minific
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17 Jul 2026
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You might've heard the tales of Hermione Granger's extraordinary sidekick. The one who, against all odds, persevered even in the most harrowing of circumstances. Orphaned early and left alone to fend for himself, none would've been surprised had he fallen victim to his apparent destiny.
But destiny matters little when you have the heart of a kneazle and the mind of a cat.
This is the story of Crookshanks.
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A look into Hermione's life after the war, as told by Crookshanks.
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Bookmarked by MrsSafwan
13 Jul 2026
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He knows she sees it then, by the way her eyes flare, fixing on the glint of silver.
Pansy had tsked when she’d first seen it, a pejorative “Good lord, Draco” coupled with a bemused, “Merlin, has your mother seen this?” (No, she hasn’t—because the Manor allows for fucking glamours.)
Granger doesn’t tsk or chastise. She stares for a moment then laughs, soft and disbelieving. “Sorry, was that…is your tongue pierced?”
He hums an affirmative, then clicks the barbell against the back of his teeth. “It is indeed.”
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Or, Draco has a pierced tongue and knows how to use it
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- Part 5 of Pierced Draco
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- English
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- 13,600
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Bookmarked by MrsSafwan
12 Jul 2026
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The Peril of Playing Mermaids by t_natrix3, Zeebee3
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Aug 2025
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“Want a dry top?” Ron offers.
“Maybe.” Draco frowns down at himself, looking nonplussed. “Lord, what do you put in her bathwater? This is persistent.”
As is the growing ache between Hermione’s legs.
Seeing him like this, vaguely frustrated and glistening and goosebumpy, has done a number on her libido. He looks a bit pathetic, like a cat left out in a rainstorm. She wants to cluck her tongue soothingly and strip him of his wet things and tuck them both up into a blanket by the hearth. Wants to towel him dry and rub her hands over him until he’s all warm and flushed and hard—
“For god’s sake,” Pansy huffs.
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Or when Draco gets spelled perma-wet by his goddaughter and Hermione sees him in a whole new light.
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Bookmarked by MrsSafwan
12 Jul 2026
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Vexed and Annoyed by ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, karma_cookie, Zeebee3
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Dec 2025
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His hair flashes from orange to a pale lilac before settling into neon lime.
She gasps. “Oh. It changes?”
At his grim expression—and subsequent shift into mustardy yellow—it all comes crashing into place. Somehow, his hair is transmitting his emotion visually; chromatically.
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Or, Hermione responds to a Christmastime creature-related incident.
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Bookmarked by MrsSafwan
12 Jul 2026
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Finally, a pale yellow heart turns over with CUTIE PIE printed in pink. Acceptable.
She plucks it up and sets it on his palm. “There you are.”
He peers down at it then clicks his tongue appreciatively. “Aw.”
“All the others would be lies,” she says sweetly, turning to prop her hip against the table.
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Or, a ficlet centered around the best Valentine's Day candy
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Bookmarked by MrsSafwan
12 Jul 2026
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She heaved in a breath and looked at him. “I need to touch you. That is, directly. Do you consent?”
“It’ll make it stop?” he bit out, pupils blown with the rush of adrenaline likely coursing through him in response to the pain.
She was only 99.3% sure but...
“Yes,” she said confidently. “I can make it stop. I’m so sorry that it’ll be such a breach of professional and personal boundaries—”
In a single motion, Malfoy shoved his boxer-briefs down his thighs. “Then do it. Do it, Granger, or else just Avada me.”
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Or, Hermione gets properly hands-on at work
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Bookmarked by MrsSafwan
12 Jul 2026
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“Malfoy?”
God. He hasn’t heard her say his name in years, and certainly not with so little derision.
“Granger,” he returns, paying her the same courtesy.
She steps closer and a small part of him relishes the fact he’s distracted her from what was evidently a single-minded pursuit.
“What’re you doing here?” she demands.
“In my shop?” He leans his hip against the counter and crosses his arms over his chest. “Commerce, I expect.”
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Or, when Draco owns an apothecary and Hermione can't bring herself to pay.
Written for D/Hr Advent 2025
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Bookmarked by MrsSafwan
12 Jul 2026
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Hermione, a world-class healer, is given the task of rousing Draco Malfoy from his mysterious coma, but to bring him back from the depths of his own mind, she must first survive it.
(Dramione vs The Dead Fest)
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Bookmarked by MrsSafwan
09 Jul 2026
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An opponent, a stranger, an acquaintance, a friend, a lover...over a decade, Hermione has faced them all across the chessboard, and all of them have been Draco Malfoy.
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- 10/10
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Bookmarked by MrsSafwan
08 Jul 2026
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It's eight years post-war, and Hermione Granger has got her shit together. She worked hard to get past her trauma from the war. She finished her education. Now, she heads up her own division of the Department of Mysteries, she travels the world studying ancient rituals, and she's got a perfectly balanced life that is absolutely going to stay that way, thank you very much.
Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy has made a new life for himself in France. He, too, has worked through his war trauma, finished his education, and built himself a fulfilling career. His life doesn't need to be shaken up by a series of international murders that just so happens to bring him home to England and force him to collaborate with the girl he tormented for the entirety of their school years.
Now, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are chasing a ritualistic killer and simultaneously discovering that the person they are working with is not the same as the one they used to know.
Featuring (mostly) emotionally healthy characters, meddling friends, long conversations, and smutty sandwich-making, with a side of murder and a sprinkling of snark.
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Bookmarked by MrsSafwan
04 Jul 2026
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Hermione finds she often shares an otherwise empty lift ride with Draco Malfoy as they leave the Ministry at the end of each week. She's not best pleased about it. But, as the weeks turn to months, the time together affords them an opportunity to get to know each other as adults, and it turns out he's not nearly as loathesome as he used to be.
Bookmarked by MrsSafwan
07 Mar 2026
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This story involves:
- Hermione Granger: Healer Extraordinaire
- Draco Malfoy: Former Prat, Current Philanthropist
- The contents of a tattered duffel bag
- A 'sensitive matter' which will not be elaborated upon
It also involves a lot of blushing, plenty of flirting, and a single trouble-making corvid.
Bookmarked by MrsSafwan
07 Mar 2026
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Who The F*ck Sent Narcissa Malfoy Flowers?! by SerpentsandSkulls
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Feb 2026
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Draco becomes distraught when someone sends his mother flowers, and she won’t tell him who. Chaos ensues in the form of texting.
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23 Feb 2026
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Ginny's let a ski chalet in Switzerland for a pre-Christmas weekend with friends. It's beautiful, cozy and festive, but there aren't enough beds, which means Hermione and Draco will (reluctantly) have to share. And then, of course, they get snowed in...
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08 Feb 2026
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“Hi,” she begins, tone casual because that’s what they are—casual. Or so he insists. “Shouldn’t you be resting before it starts up again?”
He draws to a halt in front of her, chest heaving. She lifts her butterbeer between them, brows raised invitingly.
“Thirsty?”
He ignores the offer, eyes burning into hers with unblinking intensity.
“What’re you playing at?” he grits out, the words low and just for her. With his back to the room, no one else can see the way his entire being is radiating displeasure.
But that’s the way it’s always been. A secret between them, no one else the wiser.
She takes the sip instead, eyeing him over the rim.
“You’re the one playing,” she remarks lightly. “I’m just on the sidelines.”
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Or when Hermione and Draco are in a situationship and both secretly want more.
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24 Jan 2026
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Draco Malfoy and the Audacity of Harry Fucking Potter by littlewolfsyndrome
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Dec 2025
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If Draco Malfoy has made any mistakes in his life, none of them compare to getting involved with fucking Gryffindors.
A comedy (for readers - Draco is not having a good time).
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Bookmarked by MrsSafwan
07 Dec 2025
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Perhaps that nude midnight swim with a naked Professor Draco Malfoy had been a momentary lapse in judgement for Professor Hermione Granger.
But what would be her excuse this time?
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- Part 2 of Practice Makes Perfect
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- English
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- 2,499
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- 1/1
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- 10
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Bookmarked by MrsSafwan
30 Nov 2025
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“Come on, Granger,” he went on, pouting his lip again. “We’re inevitable. Why won’t you just give in?”
“You’re fucking delusional,” she hissed, which only caused him to laugh.
“Such a tease. You always have been. Fortunately for you, I’m ambitious. Once I set my sights on something, I never give up.” He glanced down, his eye catching on the receipt as some of her drink soaked through the parchment. “Pretty signature, Granger. Perhaps someday soon, your initials will read HM. Wouldn’t that be nice?”
Her eyes widened in surprise. He smirked.
“Hermione McLaggen might be the sexiest fucking thing I’ve ever heard—”
“McLaggen.”
Cormac froze, irritation washing over him at the interruption. He turned his head to see Draco Malfoy standing there, his gaze fixed on Cormac’s hand where it held Granger’s wrist. Malfoy’s eyes flicked up to Granger’s face, assessing, before meeting Cormac’s stare.
“What exactly is going on here?”
Written for the (Creepy) Cormac (Malignant) McLaggen Fest
AWARDED:
Most Satisfying Public Smackdown
Best Incorporation of Dramione
Tied for People’s Choice Award- Language:
- English
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- 3,187
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- 1/1
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- 155
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16 Nov 2025
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14 Nov 2025