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Mending by MissingLeftSock for Roberta Seaport (Deepdarkwaters)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
11 Dec 2023
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SET IN THE SEAGLASS-VERSE! If you haven't read any of those this will make NO SENSE!
Stede repairs a tear in Ed's stocking and uses it as an excuse to be a little shit. Ed suffers. Lucius is collateral damage.
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“And what the fuck do you think you’re doing, Feeney?” He demanded.
“Oh, give it a rest, Izzy,” Wee John sighed. “I’ve already done my duties today. Leave me alone.”
Izzy bristled and puffed up with all the menace of a wet kitten.
“Blackbeard and Bonnet may tolerate your insubordination on this ship but I’m actually trying to keep us alive and afloat, and if you lazy, incompetent fucks knew half as much about sailing as I’ve forgotten—”
Wee John pressed his hand against Izzy’s chest, gently but firmly, and pushed him against the bulkhead. Izzy’s mouth snapped shut as his eyes widened. His massive hand covered Izzy’s entire sternum, fingertips brushing his clavicle, the heel of his hand against his solar plexus. Izzy’s breath caught in his chest.
“Hush,” Wee John said, stepping past Izzy as delicately as he could. “Just hush.”
If he’d stopped to look back, Wee John would have seen Izzy still frozen to the spot, mouth agape, face red as a tomato.OR
Can platonic touch help Izzy hands calm the fuck down?
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“What the fuck are you eating?”
Stede looked up from his plate. He’d woken up feeling quite poorly—queasy stomach, headache, some other less pleasant digestive symptoms—and Ed had talked him into staying home sick for the day. It hadn’t taken Ed much convincing. Stede had slept most of the day (in between bathroom trips) and was finally feeling a bit better, though he’d been ravenous by early evening. He’d wrapped himself in sweatpants and one of Ed’s softest t-shirts, shuffled himself down to the kitchen, and made himself a snack—a comfort food from his childhood which he’d always thought of as the Carmelita Special. His nanny used to make it for their afternoon tea when he was small, and the taste always brought to mind the few warm, comforting memories he had from his childhood.
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Stede makes a weird snack. Ed is distressed.
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- Part 4 of Cooking Lessons
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“You never tried it?”
“No.”
“What, never ever? Not even a little?”
“No, Ed, I didn’t! You know how much of a bastard my father was, can you imagine the beating I would have gotten if I’d been caught? Absolutely not worth the risk.”
“I’d have thought boarding school—”
“It was a Catholic boarding school, Ed.”
“…Fair point. Nuns are scary.”
“Terrifying.”
“Well, shit. That’s depressing. Wait, hang on, I got an idea. ROACH! C ’mere a sec!”
“…Why do I feel like this isn’t going to end well?”OR
Stede tries edibles for the first time, with mixed (mostly positive) results.
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- Part 3 of Cooking Lessons
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Something had been bothering Ed for days, now. When asked, he always waved off Stede’s concern and said he was fine; Stede knew by now it would be fruitless to try and pry it out of him. Knowing that didn’t make the waiting any easier. It started a week ago when they’d stopped by Stede’s apartment after work; they’d spent a little time here since they’d been together, mostly on principle. Ed’s home had a nicer bed, a bigger shower, and the thought of trying to cook anything in Stede’s little kitchen made Ed weep. It just made more sense to stay at Ed’s.
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Ed works himself into a tizzy over something. Stede has anxiety about it. Everything works out in the end.
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- Part 2 of Cooking Lessons
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Keeley shows up to Roy's with a very specific goal in mind. She doesn't expect to have interrupted him already achieving this goal with someone else... and especially for that someone else to be Jamie Tartt.
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18 Jun 2025
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Sipping on your lips, hanging on by a thread, baby by wallflow3r for Schwoozie
Fandoms: The Walking Dead (TV)
26 Apr 2021
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Rick is growing tired of doing what he should, especially when what he could be doing is Beth.
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29 May 2025
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Karen gets caught and, in an unexpected twist, finds out the Devil is better with his mouth than he is with his fists.
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24 May 2025
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Through the window of Matt's apartment building, Frank accidentally catches sight of a one-night-stand. After that, he can't get the image out of his head.
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19 Apr 2025
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A Very Punisher Thanksgiving by lorcleis
Fandoms: The Punisher (TV 2017), Daredevil (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Defenders (Marvel TV)
06 Dec 2024
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"What? You been like this for me all night? For shame, Karen. What would the Pilgrims think?”
She grasped his hair in her fist and yanked. “I think the Pilgrims would have been right there with me. Wine and kittens? What did you do: get some psychic to show you the easiest way into my pants?”
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Frank Castle is invited to dinner and the Defenders are less than happy it's Karen he's there for.
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19 Apr 2025