Misfortune_Keep
Fandoms
- Dream SMP (2)
- Video Blogging RPF (1)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (1)
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In the age when gods still walked among men,
there was one called Philza — the Keeper of Winds
whose wings stretched from horizon to horizon
and whose touch could raise storms or calm seas
He wed the Lady of the Veil, who ruled the quiet kingdom beneath the earth
and from their union came three sons
born of death and sky
bright as new-forged sunsBut even divine children grow restles
And when the world began to burn with the fires of men
they went down to play the game of war -
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He sobbed quietly with his back away from the sun. Everything felt too much. The ground is coarse on his hand, the fabric that he wears burns him from every surface it covers, and the tears trailing down his cheeks are knives on his skin. The sun is blinding him and the wind is like flutes played directly next to his ear.
Dream watched this all with slight irritation and boredom.
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Lady Death, at the mention of her name, had cocked her head in question. When did she earn an Angel?
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TechnoBot Diaries by Starling12
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Dec 2023
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“I’m Tommy! Do you have guns?”
That last sentence wasn’t typical for introductions. Even Techno could tell with his limited social interactions. Still, Company policy required that he responded to clients.
“Yes,” was all he said.
Tommy’s eyes lit up. “How many?”
“Sixteen.”OR: Murderbot AU. No, you don't need to have read the series to understand. In which Techno is Murderbot, AKA a security construct who hacked his governor module and just wants to play Minecraft but will nonetheless protect his human clients (not family, never family).
Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy are said human clients, who come to see him as more than just a security robot.
If anything happens to them, Techno will kill everyone on this planet and then himself.- Language:
- English
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- 10/10
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Bookmarked by Misfortune_Keep
25 Jun 2026
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“Who are you?” Tommy whispers, fisting his hand in the Fae’s white shirt.
There is a pause, a heavy one, that Tommy struggles to read. Is the Fae savoring his voice? Or upset at the question?
“I am your brother,” the Fae says finally. “Your protector. Your eldest brother, Technoblade, Prince of the Fae and Ruler of Winter. And I am yours,” the Fae leans in, whispering in Tommy’s ear. “And you are mine.”
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Continued from Flustered's wonderful Fae AU, Prince Tommy has been returned to his Fae family...whether he likes it or not.- Language:
- English
- Words:
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- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 2
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- 135
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24 Jun 2026
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and the goddess said let there be chaos by itsultraviolet
Fandom Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
08 Mar 2022
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Cottagecore Phil the human with chaotic fae family AU
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22 Jun 2026
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to raise an anarchist (and receive a tyrant) by seasonaldepressionclub
Fandoms: Dream SMP
24 Dec 2025
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Technoblade is a living sword.
For four hundred years he fought wars on behalf of tyrants, but one wish to a dead god sends him back in time to before the madness. Now Techno sets his sights on revenge, and plans to use the youngest heir of the Duke of Blumefallen, Theseus, to usurp the throne and achieve his revenge, then hopefully dip from the drama.
But what happens when the Craft family doesn't want him to leave?
Series
- Part 4 of season's sPoOky bingo board
- Part 1 of spooky bingo board for spooky season (2)
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- English
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- 148,339
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- 23/23
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30 May 2026
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Happy ending-ish??? Not really, but its close enough to it. Plus Technoblade centric
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Kiss and Tell by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
28 May 2026
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“The only way to truly know that kissing isn’t for me would be to test it.” Grian propped his head on his hand, mulling it over absently. “Specifically, with someone who’s known to not be a bad kisser.”
His roommate tensed.
Grian raised a brow. “Is something the matter?”
At the sound of his voice, a small change crossed Scar’s face. He relaxed a bit, mouth pulling into a polite smile. “Well, if a good kisser is all you need,” Scar said. “I’ve never gotten any complaints.”
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After a couple bad experiences, Grian's fairly sure kissing isn't something he enjoys. Scar seeks to change that.