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After Naruto finds himself captivated by an omega courtesan, he’ll go to any length to keep him by his side.
However, buying Sasuke out of his contract proves to be the least of their problems, and when Sasuke is rejected by the village Naruto loves, he has to choose between his dream and a life with Sasuke.
(Sasuke wins. He was always going to win.)
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Megumi watched Yuuji smile at his dogs, cooing over how handsome the pair were. And he figured that as long as the dogs didn’t mind, he could have Yuuji over for a while. Just a few days, until he was back on his feet.
And if you asked Megumi why he made that decision, he could only come up with one answer. He was a sucker for puppy-dog eyes.
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Maybe The Worst Grindr Date Was Our Own High Expectations by Methoxyethane
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
22 Apr 2026
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Sasuke needs to get laid. Unfortunately for him, his pickup thinks grindr is an actual dating app.
(They get there anyway)
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Power and Lace by Methoxyethane
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
15 Apr 2026
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Of course, Izuku knew better than to let anyone know he was interested in trying on dresses with the girls when they invited him to join them. But Todoroki figured it out anyway.
And, as it turns out, there is nothing more in this world Todoroki Shouto would enjoy than using his father’s money to buy cute clothes for Midoriya to play dress up in.
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They reached Law’s car, and he turned to Luffy before they got to the doors. “Hey, is there anything I can do for you? Anything stupid you’ve always wanted to do, but never had anyone willing to try it with you?”
“Uh,” Luffy’s mind blanked, and before he could think, he was saying, “I dunno, lose my virginity?”
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Law gets his first tattoo. Luffy loses his virginity. These two events are directly related.
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When Doflamingo is desperate to make an alliance to take out Kaidou, Luffy gets to pick what he wants in return for his aid.
He picks Law.
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It may have taken Renji a decade of time and following Byakuya into medical career for him to finally have Byakuya look at him, but when he does notice Renji? He sees more in him than anyone else ever has before.
Renji sees him back.
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Sakura wasn’t ready.
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At no point in Byakuya’s train of thought did it occur to him he didn’t have to reciprocate Renji’s feelings.
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The King of Dick Riding vs Thirty Million Lifetimes of Sexual Yearning by Methoxyethane
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
15 Nov 2025
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If Mydei knew about Phainon breaking his bed tonight, he might have hesitated before he tried to tie him to it.
Might have.
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The King and I, and Also My Boyfriend by Methoxyethane
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
07 Nov 2025
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When the Strawhats land on an island full of alphas, their self proclaimed king takes an interest in Sanji. Sanji does not like this. Zoro likes it even less.
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Lighthouse Keeping at the End of the World by Methoxyethane
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Oct 2025
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The coast was a good place to be when the Outbreak hit.
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General Reverie of the North was not so surprised to received a war bride from his conquered nemesis, in theory. In practice, however? He had no idea what to do with such a… lively and spirited… complete fucking weirdo.
(If he could read Honey’s mind? He’d only be more bewildered.)
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Worth a Thousand by Methoxyethane
Fandoms: Wind Breaker - にいさとる | Nii Satoru (Manga), Wind Breaker (Anime)
09 Aug 2025
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Anything was worth a shot, and… Well. Even if he didn’t need the money, which he obviously totally did, there was a small, secret part of Sakura that, well… Kinda wanted someone to find him attractive. His looks had caused him problems all his life, so if there was someone, anyone out there, that could actually appreciate them? It was an appealing idea.
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Suo offers to help Sakura take some dirty pictures of himself for the internet. Things escalate quickly.
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Better Horizons Ahead by Methoxyethane
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
23 Jul 2025
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Ratio isn’t sure why he approached the stranger on the bench. What he does know is, when he sees the man cry, Ratio fell in love instantly.
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ABBA Never Wrote A Song For This One by Methoxyethane
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
06 Apr 2025
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Against Ratio’s better judgement, he and Aventurine allow their five year old daughter to enter a beauty pageant at her behest. Predictably, chaos ensues.
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Luffy had never known that there was such a thing as "good sex" and "bad sex," and the more he learned that his experiences aren't universal, the more curious he becomes.
He wants what Sanji and Zoro have together, he thinks.
But only if he can have it with Torao.
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Feixiao and Jiaoqiu’s heat cycles sync up. Moze does Not die from snu-snu. But it’s close.
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Lance bends Keith over the bathroom sink.
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- Part 36 of Single Shots of Smut
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The endless gray and black of Blade’s existence only occasionally had splotches of color. The purple of Silver Wolf’s hair ribbon as she demanded he help her comb her hair in the morning, even though his hands weren’t as steady as hers. The pink of Kafka’s favorite wine, shared with him at the end of a mission well executed. The teal of Firefly’s favorite dress, when she’d beg him to mend a new tear or burn or bullet hole, because she’d never learned how to sew.
The green of Dan Heng’s eyes, the same shade that haunted the dreams he so rarely had to begin with.
(Blade and Dan Heng share a moment. The moment lingers.)