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Sasuke gets an unexpected heat, and his oldest rival and once best friend Naruto is there for him.
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“I promise I won’t… make things awkward.”
“It’s already kinda awkward, admit it.”
He relinquishes his hold on Naruto’s hand and sighs. “Alright, well then, I promise to be a very good omega and not claw your dick off.”
“Do omegas do that?”
“This one will.”- Language:
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10 May 2026
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Sasuke doesn’t smell like anything, and he prefers it that way. Being a beta means he doesn't need to buy scent patches or spend money on suppressants. He can be in full control of himself 100% of the time. He doesn't need to endure any hormonal cycles. And, most importantly, he's automatically removed from the drama surrounding alphas and omegas.
It's easy. It's the best.
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To Sasuke, being a beta is the best. To Naruto, it's hell.
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- Part 1 of sense: an abo au
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- 50,681
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- 14/14
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28 Apr 2026
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Sasuke picks up the foil wrappers, blinks a few times as he takes in the bold writing across them. “Safe Shinobi Condoms. Warming Edition.”
Naruto makes some sort of squawking sound from behind his hands. “Please shut up.”
“Hidden Leaf Lubricant,” Sasuke continues, looking at the small tube next and reading the packaging, “The Best Kept Secret in Konoha.”
“I want to die.”
How to Lose Your Virginity to the Future Hokage: A Guide by Sasuke Uchiha.
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23 Apr 2026
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What's your love language? by Aurigardyn for mikabee
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
12 Jul 2025
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“You’re a Ratio, too.” With deft fingers, Ratio gets one shoe off and moves to the other one. Aventurine’s toes wiggle in instinctive relief. “It’d be weird to call your husband by his last name, wouldn’t it?”
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Aventurine and Veritas Ratio, on exploring the five languages of love as they navigate their new relationship.
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- English
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- 6/6
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Bookmarked by Methoxyethane
21 Apr 2026
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Zoro is on board with Mihawk’s initial plan: Mihawk negotiates a sham political marriage with Germa, Perona flirts with some prince for weeks, and Zoro waits for the fight at the end.
He’s not on board when plans change, and now he’s the one marrying some stupid prince.
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- 3/3
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- 147
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01 Apr 2026
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"Objectively speaking, Sanji’s wedding day is not the worst thing to ever happen to him – there are far too many contenders for that title, but the day of his mother’s death is probably the one topping the chart – but it is on the list somewhere. And not at the bottom, at that."
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Sanji thinks he's marrying the Demon of the East, the Pirate Hunter, a member of the Worst Generation and a cruel pirate, all for his bastard of a father's benefit.
Meanwhile, Zoro is marrying the hot guy he saw once as a picture in Red-Foot Zeff's restaurant. Also, they offered him booze.- Language:
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- 25/?
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11 Mar 2026
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How to Ruin Ootori Akito’s Wedding Without Even Trying and Other Love Stories by SedentaryZebra for panopticonpancakes
Fandoms: Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types
05 Jan 2025
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Ootori Akito is getting married! Love is in the air!
These two things are unrelated.
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by Methoxyethane
27 Dec 2025
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These Wrinkly, Goblin-like Creatures are Our Fruits of Love by Lunnashh
Fandom 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
10 Aug 2023
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03 Dec 2025
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Sabaody happens, two years of separation happen. Sanji also happens, just a little different. Zoro has been told he’s great at adapting, so he does.
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24 Nov 2025
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Instructions to Pleasure: A Step-By-Step Guide, by Dr Veritas Ratio, PhD by lumeenary
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
12 Aug 2025
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"Few people know how to truly relax," Ratio says, perched on the edge of Aventurine's desk. It makes his thighs double in size. Aventurine's thoughts begin to scatter. "Relaxation is a process. As such, naturally there are practical, step-by-step instructions to achieve it.”
"Right," he says, forcing his gaze away. "My, doctor, could one take a guess and assume that some of the relaxation you're referring to is of the more…” He flicks his fingers. “Intimate kind?”
Something curious happens: Ratio stalls. He averts his gaze as his cheeks dust over with pink.
He recovers quickly, however, coughing into his palm and resuming right where he left off. “It would be inane to exclude the potential of intimacy.”
Aventurine is stressed. The knowledgeable Dr. Ratio offers an expert, thorough, only slightly self-indulgent solution.
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Bookmarked by Methoxyethane
20 Nov 2025
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After the war, Renji finds himself closer than ever to his captain -- but desire, duty, and fear all threaten to keep them apart. As the Seireitei changes around them, Byakuya and Renji must navigate what it means to love not just in private, but in plain view.
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15 Nov 2025
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Draco Malfoy, newly employed Potions Master at Hogwarts, has enough to think about. Creating his own potions, looking after Slytherin house and trying to be a decent enough teacher was already difficult enough. The last thing he needed was an old flame ruining his chances - but one does not simply get over Harry Potter.
A Hogwarts Professor AU in which Draco teaches Potions, Harry teaches DADA, and they both teach each other a thing or two along the way.
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- 35,338
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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Bookmarked by Methoxyethane
02 Oct 2025
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For years, Ratio has assured himself that he is happy.
He has spent countless nights reaffirming that the prospect of a lifetime spent alone—basking in the quiet comforts of domestic bliss—is the most suitable path for him. Safe. Predictable. Undisturbed.
It is only fitting that Aventurine of the Stonehearts should be the one to intrude upon his carefully constructed existence and irreversibly change everything.
Veritas Ratio has reached a point in his life where the troublesome urges of his secondary gender no longer affect him, making him the ideal candidate to help the late-presenting omega, Aventurine, navigate the changes in his life. The plan is simple: They will endure Aventurine’s heats together until the new omega's cycle stabilizes.
What could possibly go wrong?
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- Part 1 of If You Wait
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 92,600
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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20 Sep 2025
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feels like summer by Anonymous
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
09 May 2025
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Megumi has a crush. Yuuji has a girlfriend. It's not a problem, until it is.
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- 3/5
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13 Aug 2025
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Zoro hadn't planned on exchanging blow jobs with a drag queen when he had come out to the bar at Nami's behest, and yet he can't pretend he’s not enjoying it. It might be one of his better decisions actually.
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Zoro hooks up with a drag queen and the guy he hates on the soccer team starts acting weird. These two things are probably unrelated.
- Language:
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- 1/1
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05 Aug 2025
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Eighteen-year-old Sakura Haruka, a worthless omega from the Noroshi clan, is arranged to marry twenty-year-old alpha Suo Hayato, a renown samurai general of the Bofurin clan.
They find happiness, eventually.
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- 14/26
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12 Jul 2025
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Ever since being designated as an alpha, Sokka has been taught that above all, an alpha is to ensure that the autonomy of an omega is never compromised. So when Sokka runs into Zuko in Ba Sing Se, and discovers that Zuko is an omega going through his first heat, it doesn't matter that they're enemies. Sokka couldn't live with himself if he didn't do everything he could to keep Zuko safe.
And as Sokka witnesses what going feral does to Zuko, Sokka realises that the biggest threat to Zuko just might be Zuko himself.
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- Part 1 of Storm AU
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01 Jul 2025
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The sweetest things come in small packages and in the most strange and unusual ways. For Aventurine, it came as a small glowing light that wouldn't leave his side and a familiar face that was acting stranger than usual.
Dreams can only come true if you have them first... right?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 36,462
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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Bookmarked by Methoxyethane
26 Jun 2025
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Yuuri learns a few things in succession that boggles his mind—demons go into heat, Wolfram is in heat, and worse yet, Wolfram isn’t interested in having crazy, intense, wildly emotional demon mating sex with him.
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12 Jun 2025
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Experimenting before the hypothesis. by stinkyfudanshit
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
06 May 2025
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Aventurine blinked a few times and tilted his head to the side, his eyes never unwidening. “Uh– Yeah, I can do whatever you want, I guess?” Shifting into the hold, the Stoneheart notices that the grip is so firm that he almost couldn't move. “Why do you look so determined? It's scaring me a bit...”
“I apologize.” Ratio shook his head, his eyes soft again but still as determined as he let go of his lover's shoulders, one hand gently laying on the bicep as the other went to his mouth as he covered up his desperation with him clearing his throat. “As I was saying– My wish of your favor is that you let me fuck your feet.” Aventurine stares at him with wide eyes, brows furrowed and jaw dropped, looking bewildered by only the mention of his feet. “While you have your socks on.”
“Excuse me?”
Or; Ratio and Aventurine indulge with Ratio's love of the blonde's body.
Bookmarked by Methoxyethane
03 Jun 2025