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“Y’know, if your neediness is giving you urge to bathe someone, you really should’ve just volunteered at a home for the elderly, instead.” House informs him in a sarcastic drawl, “Just because I’m a decrepit cripple, doesn’t mean that I’m helpless.”
“Alright, then.” Wilson replies lightly, whilst focussing on squeezing a little more shampoo out of the bottle and massaging it into House’s salt & pepper hair, “Would you like me to leave, so that you can wash your hair all by yourself?”
House pretends to consider it for a few seconds before answering, “Nah.”
He even shrugs, feigning nonchalance, before adding, “I mean, where would I be without my favourite servant?”
Wilson shakes his head and tries to suppress a laugh, but it still comes out anyway in a soft huff of breath. The noise, though subtle, is enough to draw House’s icy-blue eyes to him and for a split-second, Wilson swears that he sees the corners of the other man’s mouth turn upwards ever so slightly in the shadow of a smile.
Bookmarked by LiquidMouse
23 Jul 2026
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In which Arthur slowly loses his mind after legalizing magic in Camelot because his idiot of a manservant still won't admit he's a freaking sorcerer... No worries though. He has a plan. A well-developed, patented, highly intelligent plan that would absolutely lead to Merlin becoming his court sorcerer (because the one he has right now was a complete dimwit).
Too bad Merlin also has a plan. A well-developed, patented, highly intelligent plan to not tell Arthur he has magic under any circumstances whatsoever.
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Bookmarked by LiquidMouse
22 Jul 2026
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Merlin was technically banished, but everybody knew he wasn’t really gone. Sometimes, the cooks would leave out spare food only to find their shelves fully restocked the next day. Gwaine would leave out plans to prank the other knights and they would be carried out within the hour. Arthur would turn a blind eye to the way familiar blue eyes twinkled at him from underneath the hood of a cloak, or ignore the whispers that said the stocks were haunted.
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Merlin is basically the poltergeist of Camelot and everyone just kind of accepts it until magic is legal.- Language:
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Bookmarked by LiquidMouse
22 Jul 2026
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Merlin would have expected his magic would be revealed in some epic life or death scenario.
Not for something so mundane.“You know what. Yes. I do confess I have magic.”, Merlin said. And suddenly the room was silent. Honestly, why were they surprised? He was just condemned to death for sorcery.[...]
"No. Gaius didn't know.. [....] In fact, I've been very careful hiding my secret from all of you. [...]
Which is why this is the stupidest thing I have EVER heard!”, Merlin shook of the knights hand, as he stepped forward to the king. Like a mad man. To be fair, he was a little mad.“Burned... for heating tea.”, Merlin shook his head.
[...] "How fucked up is that?!"Alternatively: what if Merlin was actually condemned to be executed but just decided to -not let them do that.
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- Part 25 of Merlin's magic
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Bookmarked by LiquidMouse
22 Jul 2026
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"A week," Wilson pointed a finger at House’s chest. "We do this for a week tops. Then you announce we had a 'tragic, irreconcilable falling out' and you never speak of this again."
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House announces he and Wilson are dating when they're not. Cuddy tells them to go on a date.
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- Part 2 of tumblr requests 💌
Bookmarked by LiquidMouse
22 Jul 2026
