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With August comes the team's yearly long furlough during the summer, a month off to rest, recharge, and prepare for the gruelling Halloween and Smissmas combat seasons ahead. The team all have various plans, but the most interesting ones belong to Sniper and Demoman, who have a cross-country road trip planned with the overall goal being to meet some of the mysterious inhabitants of West Virginia. However the trip becomes more than simple sightseeing and sex tourism when Medic gives them a mission: get him feathers from the wings of the Mothman.
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- Part 74 of Monstrous Intent
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Soldier takes Spy to the bastion of American culture: Waffle House
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Getting stuck at a remote base with no access to alcohol and none provided in the company rations leads Demoman's organs to solve their own problems, leading to a rather unusual side effect that might just help the whole team out, if they're amenable.
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Scout lures Soldier away from cleaning his guns for some sex, and finds himself a little disarmed by how romantic it ended up being. They end up talking about the past and the future, and their feelings on fatherhood. Scout's got a very stupid but very passionate dream, and Soldier can't help but get on board.
(My lighthearted take on the infamous "endless supply" line, since while I read it as nefarious, my first thought wasn't quite as... vile as a lot of people's were. And still my brain likes to spin out outlandish scenarios to finish that sentence instead. This is the most persistent one, that always makes me laugh.)
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Merasmus' penchant for taking on terrible roommates isn't limited to just the RED Soldier, it turns out, and BLU Soldier finds himself at odds with the wizard shortly after moving in with him, which leads to so dramatic a falling out that the team ends up getting cursed the night before their big Halloween party! Nothing seems to be different though, at least until they wake up the next morning...
NOW WITH ART BY WELPERINO!
(Within Monstrous Intent BLU Spy and BLU Scout are not related in any way. They are in fact different species.)
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- Part 75 of Monstrous Intent
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In a world populated by magic and monsters, certain men develop certain ecclectic tastes. Sniper is very much one of them, the amiable Australian collecting experiences most illicit. He tracks down creatures sapient yet monstrous, and endeavors to bed them.
This series' chronology is vague, but is presented here in order.
The majority of this series was written before The Naked and the Dead came out, and thus before Spy was revealed as Scout's father. In the continuity of this series, that is only true of RED Scout and RED Spy. BLU Scout and BLU Spy are entirely unrelated in this series, however, for reasons that become pretty clear in Playing With Fire.
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Spy introduces Sniper to the strap.
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22 Jul 2026
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"… I've had enough of having my skills be misused for tonight," Spy says mildly. He takes Sniper's hand again, bringing Sniper's fingers to his mouth to suck lightly at the tips before sighing, "I've more suitable assets for you. Use them."
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15 Jul 2026
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RED Spy has a new watch. He lets BLU Sniper test it out.
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29 Jun 2026
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I'll be reposting my NSFW artworks on here too because bluesky is making it harder for my fans in the UK to view such pieces. I'll also be adding tags as the artworks get added!
If you have a particular ship you're looking for from the tags, you can find them in the chapter index! I put the name of every ship in the title of the piece(chapter)Bookmarked by Lightspeed
18 Oct 2025
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Scout and Heavy kill some time.
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29 Sep 2025