12 Works by Laughing_Screaming
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This External Heart by Laughing_Screaming
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Comicverse)
12 Jun 2026
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As the Legionaries continue their mission to make Krakoa's citizens safe and happy, Kurt struggles to find meaning in his life. A shocking revelation changes everything, but will it destroy him, or be exactly what he needed?
After decades of solitude, Xabi finally knows what it means to be part of a team. Does this mean he's ready for friendship? Or love?
Megan's thriving with two dogs! Should she adopt more?
Fabian has a bag of coke in his desk. Should he use it all now, or save it for Stacy's next karaoke night?
This story contains the answer to these and many other questions nobody asked, as it follows Kurt and his Legionaries through various personal, existential, romantic, and national crises. It extends through to the end of the Krakoa era and beyond, providing conclusions for each character and this series.
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- Part 5 of Tales From The Station
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It’s Always Overcast in Louisiana by Laughing_Screaming
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Comicverse)
28 Mar 2026
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Just as the Louisiana X-Men were preparing for their newest mission, Nightcrawler experiences teleportation dysfunction.
Or…
Mystique attempts parenting, to devastating effect. Multiple casualties reported.
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All Dogs Go to Krakoa by Laughing_Screaming
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Comicverse)
21 Sep 2024
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The Legionaries are starting to worry that Kurt's been running himself ragged. He could really use a friend...such a a dog, perhaps?
Which rescue dog is best for the job? Everyone has a favourite, and they're prepared to fight for it!Series
- Part 4 of Tales From The Station
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Like a Moth to a [REDACTED] by Laughing_Screaming
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Comicverse), Mothman (Folklore)
02 Jul 2024
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Someone’s been using the office computer to make some…unconventional enquiries. Is it a sign of hostile interference, a potential love connection, or a secret third thing? The Legionaries are on the case!
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- Part 3 of Tales From The Station
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The Green Lagoon’s Karaoke All-Stars by Laughing_Screaming
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Comicverse)
05 Jun 2024
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From the moment she saw it, she knew she had to have it.
The most magnificent trophy Stacy X had ever seen was to be awarded to the winners of The Green Lagoon's First-Annual Karaoke All-Stars competition. The only problem? It's a group competition, and her group... Let's just say they need some work.
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- Part 2 of Tales From The Station
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The Shape of a Life by Laughing_Screaming
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Comicverse)
30 Mar 2024
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A wilted plant. An extra chair. A massive jar of pickles.
Something (or someone) is missing from The Station, and it’s up to the Legionaries to figure it out!
Let’s hope they don’t forget…
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- Part 1 of Tales From The Station
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Buy Now or Best Offer by Laughing_Screaming
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Comicverse)
27 Sep 2023
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Kurt Wagner has recently returned from the dead, but is now forced to live without a soul. His best friend Logan thinks someone ought to do something about that. Could the World Wide Web help him find the solution?
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Welcome to Camp Uncanny by Laughing_Screaming
Fandoms: X-Men (Comicverse), X-Men - All Media Types
17 Dec 2022
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We hope you survive the experience!
It's Kitty Pryde's first year as a camp counsellor at Camp Uncanny, after years of attending as a camper. She's excited for her new role and to get to know her fellow counsellors better. But does something lurk in the forest surrounding the camp? What mysteries does Lake Uncanny hold? Does she have *any* chance of getting laid? It's "Sun's out, buns out" by day and drunken campfire stories by night! That constant feeling of being watched is just part of the Camp Uncanny charm.
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Catch You on the Flip Side by Laughing_Screaming
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), WandaVision (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Sep 2022
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Peter thinks, for the first time, about what he had told them all he would do, and about what he actually did, and -most importantly- about who he’d brought back with him.
As soon as his feet felt solid against the floor, he ran.
The direct sequel to "A Light Across The Ocean," this story begins a fraction of a second after the last one ended, with Kurt and Peter arriving in modern-day New Jersey following the tumultuous events that took place in WandaVision. Kurt struggles to adapt to a world of aliens, deities, temporary genocide, and Netflix without the X-Men. Peter searches desperately for his lost nephews. For convenience and company, they share a house with Agent Jimmy Woo and Dr. Darcy Lewis- to mixed results. Meanwhile experts in science and magic race to figure out how exactly they were able to get here in the first place. (Having read "A Light Across The Ocean" is helpful but probably not entirely necessary.)
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- Part 2 of More Human Than Human
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A Light Across The Ocean by Laughing_Screaming
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), Excalibur (Comic), WandaVision (TV)
13 Apr 2021
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Kurt reached out to slide his hand, palm down, under Peter’s. He watched as Peter’s fingers, waxy-white and cooler than they should be, curved passively around Kurt’s thick second digit. “Please wake up.” Kurt whispered.
Set about two months after the end of Dark Phoenix, the remaining X-Men try to adjust to massive changes and overwhelming loss. New opportunities arise, and relationships are forever altered. Kurt struggles to support his friends in their grief, and sits at Peter's bedside every day, praying for his recovery. He's at his breaking point, but something unexpected puts things in a new light.
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- Part 1 of More Human Than Human
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The X-Men’s Guide to Clandestine Adoption and You by Laughing_Screaming
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
25 Jul 2020
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The prequel to "How To Bang An X-Man" that nobody asked for.
Set in the weeks following the events of X-Men: Apocalypse, Kurt is adjusting to his new job and home, when a startling revelation threatens to upend his entire life. Hank can't help but meddle a little bit, and Raven's hoping that if she ignores her problems long enough, they'll just go away. Spoiler alert: They do not.Series
- Part 1 of Mutant School Confidential
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How To Bang An X-Man by Laughing_Screaming
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
14 Mar 2020
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On a boring Friday night at the mansion, X-Women Jean, Jubilee, and Ororo try to answer the eternal question: What's a girl got to do to get laid around here?
Set about two years after Apocalypse, this story follows the X-Men through the adventures of love, sex, dating, Drive-Ins, hangovers, robots, Sex Ed, saving all mutant-kind, and maybe cooking a pizza. Focuses primarily on Ororo/Kurt, but all couples get their time in the spotlight, and there's also a lot of platonic palling around among the X-Men. A variety of eventual romance/sex/smut will ensue.
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- Part 2 of Mutant School Confidential