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Long story short (it was a bad time) by smuttyginnysocks
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Apr 2022
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Were she and Draco currently shagging like rabbits every chance they got? Yes. Did they still utterly loathe each other? Also yes.
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Bookmarked by Karithekarbear
03 Jul 2026
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Human AU. When Klaus faces deportation, he offers Caroline a million dollars to be his wife. Six months later, the only thing keeping them together is an amazing sex life… when they aren’t screaming at each other, but Caroline does not want to talk about it. Heavy smut. D/s undertones. Shower sex based on a request from tumblr.
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Bookmarked by Karithekarbear
24 Apr 2026
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Hermione Granger is used to disappointment.
When it comes to her love life, she’s given up hope of ever finding a meaningful connection. Seven years after the war, she finds herself trapped in a relationship she didn’t want with a wizard she can’t stand, suffocating under the weight of fame she never asked for.
Draco Malfoy wasn’t supposed to be released from Azkaban for at least another year. After he shows up to the restaurant where Hermione just so happens to be on a date looking more handsome than she remembers, she can’t seem to get the tall blond out of her head.
And he keeps popping up at the strangest of times.
When a scandal she can’t avoid leads her to uproot her entire life and move to Paris, Hermione is ready for a fresh start. But what happens when the one-night stand she tried to leave behind in London comes calling?
Chaos. Blackmail. Some light to moderate stalking.
He says they’re meant for each other. She thinks he needs to get his head examined.
What could go wrong?
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Bookmarked by Karithekarbear
06 Jan 2026
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For a moment, she's almost giddy. Because Draco Malfoy's been ruined by this war and he's as out of place as she is and — yes, he has scars too. He's got an even bigger one. She wonders whether one day they'll compare sizes.
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Bookmarked by Karithekarbear
15 Dec 2025
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"On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked.
"Zero."
Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her.In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency.
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- Part 1 of Ten out of Ten and Counting
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Bookmarked by Karithekarbear
09 Oct 2025