JAC_is_procrastinating_again
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When You've Eliminated the Impossible.... by JAC_is_procrastinating_again for SpaceGiraffe
Fandoms: Sherlock (BBC TV 2010), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Feb 2026
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....what remains, however ineffable, must be the truth.
Or:
Sherlock and Watson are in Soho on a case.
John meets an excitable bookseller (who's clearly as gay as a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide) and his grumpy but stylish "friend".
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It is, it is a Glorious Thing to Be a Pirate King by JAC_is_procrastinating_again for Ambra_Sue
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, The Pirates of Penzance - Sullivan/Gilbert
31 Dec 2025
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It's that time of year again--in order to save up to fix the roof of the Archer Estate School in Tadfield, the staff, children and parents put on a yearly musical. Aziraphale is ready to be musical director, and Anathema to produce it with the help of shy but competent stage manager Crowley.
However, at the last minute Gabriel Archer (Head of PE) announces that it will be produced and directed by Lucifer Morningstar and Carmine Zuguiber, some consultants doing work on the estate; and that the three of them are taking main parts. No-one's very pleased but Gabriel is part of the Archer family who own the estate and the land on which the school is built, so there's not much they can do about it.
Problem is, a week before the production Gabriel and his friends withdraw, along with the accountant who has embezzled everything they've earned so far.
Without the show, the school roof can't be mended and the school will have to close down.
But with several main parts missing, no money and even the teatime biscuits gone, how can the show possibly go on?
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Sherlock Hound & the Holme of the Baskervilles by JAC_is_procrastinating_again
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Hound of the Baskervilles - Fandom
24 Feb 2025
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When a shopkeeper and his dog are kidnapped and the police draw a blank, there is only one place to go for help – the Saluki Sleuth himself, Sherlock Hound!
A not-very-canon-adjacent piece of fluff and nonsense with a happy ending.
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Kidnapping Mr Fell by JAC_is_procrastinating_again
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Aug 2024
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Crowley is in desperate straits.
He needs £50k, and fast, or loanshark Carmine Zuguiber will have his kneecaps.
There's no way in Hell he's going to be able to get that money together in two days flat.
No-one he knows would even have access to that much money, never mind lend it to him......well, no-one except Mr Fell would have it.
Just Crowley's luck that his only way out of this fix is by kidnapping the man he's had a major crush on for months.But a man with two bodyguards must have *something* worth protecting, right??
And Crowley is all out of choices.Series
- Part 1 of Kidnapping Mr Fell
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A man wakes up hurt, alone, and with no idea who he is or what happened.
Essaah finds him- a mute woman magically bound into servitude, who everyone seems to hate.They travel on together, but as trouble follows hot on their heels, it becomes clear that a dark presence is hounding them.
Why? And what does it want of them?He doesn't remember, and she can't explain.
But unless they figure it out really soon, their respective realms are going to be in some very serious trouble.
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- Part 1 of Voice of the Sea
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Kidnapping Mr Fell by JAC_is_procrastinating_again
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Aug 2024
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Author's note:
I've been avoiding doing fanfic for about twenty years now because I know full well I'll fall down the rabbit hole and not get any of my own stuff done. However GO S2 knocked that into a cocked hat. So my deal with myself is, for every fic I have to write one of my own, even a little one. Keeping them here to keep myself honest!! This series will be the first chapters of the ones I have lined up (and can't immediately decide between). Open to opinions if anyone's reading...
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To Love The Stars Too Fondly - Universe by JAC_is_procrastinating_again
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Jan 2024
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Texts which all work within the same version of Good Omens.
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It is thirty-six point seven degrees Celsius and climbing, and Aziraphale and Crowley have lived together for five years, and everything is completely fine.
(It is not fine.)
Crowley stops wearing shirts. Aziraphale stops coping. They drag a mattress onto the balcony, eat strawberries in the dark, and somewhere around two in the morning, under a London sky that is too warm and too honest, five years of extremely careful not-saying-it finally runs out of road.
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Vimes deals with his newfound knowledge. (By not dealing with it)
And then there's the bit with the handcuffs...
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- Part 2 of just the man who pays my wages
Bookmarked by JAC_is_procrastinating_again
27 Jun 2026
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Everything We’ve Learned Along the Way by SpectrallyDistracted for Bohoteacher
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Jan 2026
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Crowley has left a string of broken hearts in his dating wake, and his best friend, Aziraphale, has had it. Crowley claims it’s not his fault, and swears he doesn’t lead anyone on. It isn’t as if he is promising them anything, he’s just taking them on dates.
Aziraphale points out that the two of them have been friends for years, and yet he isn’t in love with Crowley, but Crowley insists that if they were dating that might change. So they make a bet—Crowley will romance Aziraphale for two weeks so he can see what it’s like to be the object of Crowley’s affection. It will give Aziraphale a chance to figure out why everyone falls in love with the man.
They’ve known each other for years. Nobody’s worried about falling in love.
Maybe they should be.
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The Angel Who (Almost) Got Away by SpectrallyDistracted for Afraid_Industry8409
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Feb 2026
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Back in grad school, Crowley met an angel, and he gave him his heart. Sadly, the angel was in love with the Church, and he walked out of Crowley's life.
Now, more than two decades later, Crowley hears a familiar sultry voice reading some of the filthiest smut he's ever heard, and he wonders if he might have a second chance with the angel who got away.
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Bookmarked by JAC_is_procrastinating_again
27 Jun 2026
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Sometimes a Serpent by SpectrallyDistracted for SazzyLJ
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Sep 2025
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Crowley has been hiding something from Aziraphale since they met on the wall in the Garden of Eden. At first it was easy enough; they didn't meet up that often. But as time went on, it got harder to hide. Now that they're married, it's become impossible.
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Bookmarked by JAC_is_procrastinating_again
27 Jun 2026