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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    Rodimus propositions Ratchet. Problem is, Ratchet hates Rodimus. The other problem is, he wants to say yes.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    It wasn’t supposed to happen the first two times, but when Megatron showed up on Ratchet’s doorstep suffering from the same aphrodisiac as Ratchet himself, well, what would one more romp hurt?

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    30 Jun 2026

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    It's mere months into an attempt at peace and Megatron's already getting 'friendly' with Optimus.

    Ratchet is more than ready to put a stop to the nonsense, but he too seems to have underestimated Megatron's... charms.

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    30 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 46

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    “I want you to fuck Drift for me.”

    If Rodimus had, say, been sitting up by the bar at Swerve’s, having a nice sip of engex while hearing that sentence, he absolutely would have spat everywhere upon its completion. Maybe fallen off his chair, too.

    As it is, despite having no drink to spit nor chair to disembark, he still chokes on nothing, sputtering helplessly at Ratchet’s stone cold serious face.

    “I—you—I’m sorry, did—I—” Rodimus finally gives up and simply asks, “What?”

    “I want you to fuck Drift for me,” Ratchet repeats, like it’s any more comprehensible a second time around.

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    OR: In which Rodimus fucks a married mech that he definitely doesn’t have any romantic feelings for, no siree.

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    22 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    Ratchet doesn't understand why Rodimus would ever consider trusting Megatron. Rodimus suggests they interface, because fragging solves everyone's problems. Ratchet is offended. He does it anyways, though.

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    11 Feb 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 36

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    A few fics that follow Flambae and Robert's relationship as they meet each others' families, try not to get blown up at work, survive the Z-Team's constant jokes, Visi's masterful ragebaiting and try to navigate HR (wait, is that even a thing at SDN?!? Maybe they don't have to worry after all...)

    (Slow-ish burn, beware!)
    (All titles from Twenty Øne Pilots' songs 😆)

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    23 Jan 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 31

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    Tailgate reads the flyer aloud “Friday Dance Fiesta! Prepare your ports* for the first ever FFF at Swerve’s! Fifth cycle this orn after last shift. Award to be presented for most impressive performance.”
    Swerve adds, “Ultra Magnus forced me to add the footnote clarifying it’s intake ports being referred to.”
    Tailgate says “I think you have a typo here; dance doesn’t start with an F.”
    “Magnus forced me to change that too. He said I was verboten from using the word I originally had. He actually said verboten.”

    Bring your consent forms and your lube, there’s a party at Swerve’s. There’ll be good vibes, bad decisions and even worse jokes.

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    23 Dec 2025

  8. Public Bookmark 29

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    Rodimus entered his heat and, like an idiot, tried to deal with it himself. After all, when he was like this, his outlier was enough to possibly hurt another bot. Instead, it just hurt him. So he burns. Rodimus burns, and in his place is something else. Something far more…basic.

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    30 Apr 2025

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    “Y’know, if you didn’t wanna do it with me, you could’ve just said so.”

    “No – no, that’s not it,” Mirage protested. “That ain’t it, it’s just –” He tried to think of the right English word to sum up what it was, settling on, “Complicated.”

    “Complicated?” Noah echoed.

    “Okay,” he said, dropping into a crouch so they could look each other more or less in the eye. “I’m gonna try and explain this.”

    “Uh-huh?” said Noah.

    “We do not have sex,” Mirage said, the words tumbling out in a rush. “Cause sex is, uh, an organic thing – fragging is interfacing, which is kinda – like sex? But it’s not sex,” he went on. “It’s a different thing – anyway the point is, you and I, we are, uh. Not compatible.”

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    25 Apr 2025

  10. Public Bookmark 86

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    The upshot of having an Autobot for a best buddy means you can call him in to become your super-suit for "saving the world" shenanigans

    There's no downside, Noah's just not expecting the outcome of the suit-fitting

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    24 Apr 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 8

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    Drift is stuck with an unwanted chasity seal. Luckily, Rodimus has a few ideas on how to remove it.

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    18 Apr 2025

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    Drift with a seal

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    Kirishima never really noticed just how tiny Bakugou's waist is, until he suddenly does. And then he really notices.

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    27 Feb 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 37

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    Ratchet pushes against him again, just to feel him draw in closer, weigh on him harder. His focus spirals down to, only, each point of contact where Deadlock has weight on him. He falls into sensation, gradual, like some deep-coded comfort a lifetime away.

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    18 Feb 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 31

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    TF Kinktober Day 19: Alt Form Sex

    When Megatron walked into Minimus fucking Rodimus as a turbofox, he didn't think he'd be joining in, but that's exactly what happened. And he could never pass up the chance to get a knot in his valve.

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    08 Feb 2025

  15. Public Bookmark 22

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    When sabotage damages the Lost Light enough to make habsuite space a premium, Ratchet and Drift are forced by circumstance to become roommates. While they initially seem completely ill suited for each other, clashing at almost every turn, they slowly form a tentative friendship amidst the drama unfolding in the background.

    But Ratchet suspects that Drift is not being completely forthcoming, and everything comes to a head when Drift decides to oust Rodimus as captain and ban all side trips henceforth. After being exiled from the Lost Light, Ratchet and Rodimus decide to head back when they realize Drift and the ship are in danger from the Decepticon Justice Division.

    After a fierce fight, Rodimus is captain again, and Drift has disappeared somewhere inside the ship, disgraced after everything that occurred. But Ratchet isn’t willing to give up on his friend so easily; he wants to know the answer to a simple question: why?

    Inspired by the recently released MTMTE Notebooks and the original vision of Drift’s arc.

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    12 Jan 2025

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    06 Jan 2025

  17. Public Bookmark 13

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    Rodimus isn’t an inexperienced mech by any means! He’s had loads of partners who he’s gone far further with than just kissing. So why does the idea of kissing Megatron make him feel so giddy?

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    06 Jan 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 21

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    “Um, Ratchet? What happens if someone walks in on us like this?”

    “We’ll just have to make sure we don’t get caught.”

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    30 Dec 2024

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    Rodimus talks himself into a corner, and in a panic, enlists Ratchet's help.

    Or, sometimes a diplomatic mission goes awry and you have to pretend to be married to your best friend’s husband. This is fine.

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    30 Dec 2024

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    "So," Rodimus said, stretching out comfortably on the recharge slab. "Let's say you finally manage to get Ratchet into your berth. What would you do with him?"

    "Primus," Drift sighed, gazing up at the ceiling. "Everything. Everything two mechs could possibly do together. I want all of it."

    "Well, what would you do first?"

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    Or: Rodimus and Drift get a little too revved up while talking about what they'd like to do to their respective crushes.

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    13 Aug 2024

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