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Fresh off a bitter divorce, Aziraphale fabricates a perfect marriage to get hired at a wedding magazine—just a stepping stone on the way to his dream career. It's a foolproof plan, until he needs to produce said husband for the magazine's annual couples retreat.
Enter Crowley, his best friend's mysterious cousin, who agrees, for his own reasons, to play fake husband for a week—no strings attached, no messy complications.
One problem: the more Aziraphale discovers about the real man behind the act, the less fake his feelings become.
Aziraphale thought the hardest part would be fooling everyone else…
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Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
06 Jul 2026
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Perfectly adorable!! :D oh i love them so <3
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The Second Coming is imminent. Aziraphale and Crowley, naturally, spend four days and three nights at a motel in Palm Springs dealing with their own issues.
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Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
04 Jul 2026
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Funniest nonsense on the planet actually, but also so so many emotions that overlap in different places beautifully!!
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After more than twenty years in publishing, Aziraphale Fell finds himself redundant and desperate enough to try advertising. As a senior copywriter he's paired with Crowley, a cynical art director who's spent years in the agency coasting on talent and contempt.
They shouldn't work together well – Aziraphale with his passion, his fountain pens and faith in craft, Crowley with his irreverence, his sunglasses and studied indifference.
But somehow they do.
An Advertising Agency AU
Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
15 May 2026
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"no one got the joke except the ma advertising people"
Beautiful gorgeous and everythinggg I adore it when they start off finding each other deeply irritating and then fall horrifically in love <333 -
Crossroads by EdosianOrchids901 for KannaOphelia
Fandoms: Good Omens (Movie Concept 1992)
13 Dec 2024
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Crowley is excited by Aziraphale’s suggestion of a holiday—right up until Aziraphale announces that he wants to take yet another a road trip. But in the familiarity of cheap hotels and getting totally lost together, feelings blossom. Will Crowley ever admit that Aziraphale makes him happy?
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14 May 2026
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drowning myself in 1992 movie script fanfic because i for one will not be recovering from s3
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It's not easy being a capital-G Good King, and Aziraphale is sick of it. All he wants is to hide in his library and read all day. That's why he's arranged with an "evil" sorcerer by the name of Crowley to pretend to be under a love spell so they can get married and Crowley can take over the kingdom. That is, of course, the kind of plan that will definitely not have any complications whatsoever...
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Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
02 May 2026
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absolutely wonderful i love it so muchhhhh
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Pretending We Are (Not) by Dancer_in_the_rain
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Jul 2024
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Anthony Crowley enjoys some good mischief as much as the next person. But this… this scheme, this Arrangement, it might very well take the most out of him.
Him and Aziraphale, his best friend since the both of them were six years old, are sitting on a park bench, enjoying the first real sunny day of the year when Aziraphale drops the bomb on him.
”Crowley, I think we should get engaged.”Or: Aziraphale talks Crowley into staging a fake engagement so they can get free desserts at a restaurant. Angst and pining ensues”
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01 May 2026
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i can't believe i havent bookmarked this?? it's like the 7th time i've read it lol
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Crowley is a cat burglar who specializes in "document retrieval" and he's just been hired to steal a rare book. It's just his bad luck that the book's owner - one Aziraphale Fell - has sharp ears. Caught sneaking into the shop after closing, Crowley uses the first excuse he can think of: "I'm your secret admirer!"
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30 Apr 2026
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ehehehehheheeeee they're so silly and romantic
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Crowley takes pride in his dating abilities. Flowers, candle-lit dinners, lines just crazy enough to work—all down to an art form.
Aziraphale is the exact opposite of the people Crowley usually goes out with. An introvert, buttoned-up bookseller that gets excited over a new production of Shakespeare and a never-before-heard Shostakovitch record. And yet Crowley can’t just sit by and watch as his most treasured friend coyly confesses how he missed doing just that; being romanced, taken out, smiling at the flickering flame in the middle of the table and indulging in plate after plate of immaculate treats.
Crowley knows dating. He knows flirting, and how to be a gentleman, and just how to smile to get the other’s insides to melt. What he doesn’t know is what to do when the person across the table from him is Aziraphale, laughing and eating and looking at him like he was the only person in the world.
It’s all pretend. An arrangement to help out a friend.
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Paradigm Shift by EdosianOrchids901 for KannaOphelia
Fandoms: Good Omens (Movie Concept 1992)
25 Dec 2023
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While fending off a suitor, Aziraphale calls Crowley his husband. Crowley, who had been grappling with unfamiliar jealousy, is now bowled over by a whole new feeling. Is he in love? And if so, what’s he supposed to do about it?
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Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
26 Apr 2026
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A 1992 MOVIE SCRIPT FANFIC!?!? do you understand how rare it is to find these, let alone good ones?!?! and omg this is in character for movie script aziraphale and crowley which is saying a lot because like while i do appreciate the version in my own weird little way, the majority of the atrocities of the 1992 script are due to the horrendous portrayal of them and their dynamic in my opinion and yet?? and yet??? this gives them such brightness and depth and appreciation for them like omg tytyyttyttyytytytyyyyyy darling writer
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In the meantime, they’d have their familiar dance; trips to museums and galleries, promenades through the park, evenings in the shop where the world went golden and giddy at the edges.
Six thousand years, he’d gone without Crowley kissing him. He’d go another six if it meant giving Crowley the world instead.
[Aziraphale and Crowley have rekindled their old friendship, which is all they want from each other now that the world hasn't ended. Absolutely nothing more. Nothing at all.]
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Crowley found the letter waiting on his desk when he walked into his office that morning. The gold-embossed edges of the paper and elegantly flowing script did nothing to disguise the brutal nature of the message it conveyed.
‘Armageddon is back on. Troops to convene in five hours at Lowest Circle. Disobedience or failure to appear are punishable by death.’
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Heaven and Hell try again.Series
- Part 5 of 10th Anniversary Special
Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
16 Mar 2026
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I hate this and want to die - me, loving it <333 Kudos to the gorgeous author omlll
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It Doesn't Take an Angel by anna_sun
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Jan 2026
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No, they didn’t have sex. Crowley's sure of it.
The only questions that remain are simple, then.
What did they talk about for such a long time, just the two of them by the window?
How come they ended the night together in Crowley’s hotel room, in various states of undress, and fell asleep in the same bed?
Most important of all: Why is he such a goddamn drunken idiot, and what sort of stupid shit did he do? What did he say? What secrets did he share?
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It was just a stupid fight.
Aziraphale goes out drinking alone. Crowley waits in the dark.
Jealousy has a way of unearthing truths neither of them have been brave enough to say.
And sometimes, tea isn’t really tea.Now a two-for-one-shot. One interaction, two points of view.
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04 Mar 2026
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Stunningg fanfic <333
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Sprung by anna_bird for GoodbyeVanny
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV)
19 Jan 2026
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It's very simple, really. Aziraphale had taken off his glasses with a sigh. Come find me, and wake me up.
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Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
16 Feb 2026
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insanely good.. just!?!? the writing!?!?! the characarisation!?!??! THE PLOT!??!?! I so adore my smut with a good plot, and this plot is GODLY. like i can't even describe. the author put something in this fanfic idk what it was but its DELICIOUS
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Ninth Circle Ink was hardly more than a stone’s throw from the flower shop; Aziraphale knew from past experience that it took less than thirty seconds to go from door to door (forty-five if you had to wait for a car to pass). It had been a perfect arrangement in the beginning, when they were just starting out.
Owning a flower shop across the street from your boyfriend's tattoo parlor is fun and adorable. Owning a flower shop across the street from your ex-boyfriend's tattoo parlor? Not so much.
Now available as a (stunning!) podfic by Literarion!
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- Part 1 of Ink Blots and Forget-Me-Nots
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Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
16 Feb 2026
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STUNNNIIGGGG the ending!!!!???!?!?! are you kidding me!??!!??!?! "IT SHOUD HAVE BEEN US"!!??!?!!
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“Right. All right, so I’m in love with you.” Aziraphale’s gaze sharpened to a point. FUUUUCK! He had said it. “But not like regular in love, right? Love spell in love. So, how do we do this?"
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Whatever would call for a 25-Lazari miracle? The archangels assume it's a lovesick angel trying to force an impossibly heartless demon to return his feelings. And in order to keep them from figuring out what all that oomph was really for, Aziraphale and Crowley have to convince them the love miracle worked.
Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
08 Feb 2026
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One of the best pieces of Good Omens fanfic I've ever read, i jest not, this fanfic is GORGEOUS ughhgghhhh i need to cut my heart out, put it on a plate and serve it to the author RIGHT NOW. with a little tag that says "Kudos <3" attached. RRRGghghghghhttfr its got everything, just all the good stuffs, and its so well writtennnnnn
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Effeuiller La Marguerite by prettybirdy979 for Nenchen
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Mar 2021
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He loves me - Aziraphale’s face when they toasted in the Ritz. He loves me not - Aziraphale in the Globe, denying their friendship. He loves me - Aziraphale holding his hand on the bus to London. He loves me not - Aziraphale in the church blaming him for the Nazis, even when Crowley had come just to save him. He loves me - Aziraphale trusting him to touch his wings, to do this for him.
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Crowley grooms Aziraphale's wings, plays a silly human game, and two walnuts learn the value of communication.Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
06 Dec 2025
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Because!! Aziraphale chooses to love him!! They choose to love eachother, it isnt down to any plan or fate or luck, they'd tear themselves up if it meant they could love eachother
(Literally so sweet im dying and also on my seventh reread)
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Cottage Cornered by katiemariie
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Sep 2023
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Crowley buys them a cottage on the South Downs. Aziraphale hates it.
A fic for anyone who's thought, "Maybe a Soho snob *wouldn't* go for cottagecore."
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Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
05 Dec 2025
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THEY'RE STUPIDDD (i love this soo frikiggg muchhhhhh)
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Our Last Supper by Dancer_in_the_rain
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Feb 2024
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When Crowley returns from a long business-trip for hell, he can’t wait to enjoy a relaxing dinner at the Ritz with Aziraphale. But when he arrives, the angel’s acting strangely around him and he can’t for the life of him figure out why.
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Aziraphale and Crowley have been best friends since university.
Over the years, they’ve fallen into what everyone else sees as a romantic relationship,shared birthday parties,holidays together, each other’s emergency contacts, Crowley picking up Aziraphale’s favorite pastries unprompted, etc.
Crowley thinks it’s all understood and mutual, just unspoken.
Aziraphale… has no clue.
Until he very much does.Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
04 Dec 2025
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I'm crying but in the best way physically possible, god they make me so happyyy <33
all of my heart to these idiotss :(((((