I_am_Riddikulus
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- Dream SMP (6)
- Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (6)
- Original Work (2)
- Batman - All Media Types (2)
- Undertale (Video Game) (2)
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Thomas Riddle’s Handbook for the Dead by I_am_Riddikulus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jun 2026
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“𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘴 𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴. 𝘏𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳, 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘓𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦.”
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Winston died, met Death, and chewed then teleported his way out of a coffin just in time to get dropped off at Wool’s Orphanage. He’s not entirely human anymore, his appetite is frankly monstrous, and he belongs completely to Tom Riddle.
Even when a wealthy enough man adopts Winston and drags him out of the gray walls of Wool's, he comes back every single day. Because Tom doesn't like sharing his things, and Winston doesn't know how to survive without Tom keeping him on a leash.
Then the letters from Hogwarts arrive, and the wizarding world has absolutely no idea what kind of monsters are walking through the front gates.
Series
- Part 6 of Harry PottAH
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Winston's Completely Reasonable Employment Situation by I_am_Riddikulus
Fandoms: Dream SMP
06 Jun 2026
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Winston Caffatre Marshfield is just a normal seventeen-year-old.
Well.
Normal-ish.
Sure, he lives in a terrible apartment, survives almost entirely through caffeine and bad decisions, works at a high-end restaurant that's definitely doing more than just serving food, and possesses Clairalience that's slowly but surely kicking his ass.
But besides that?
Completely normal.
So why, in Prime's name, does everyone keep looking at him like he's about to collapse?
Why is his boss threatening to force him to sleep?
Why do grown men keep trying to give him life advice?
Why is Kessho convinced he's going to accidentally get himself killed?
And, perhaps most importantly—
Why do powerful people keep noticing him?
Winston would really prefer they didn't.
He's got enough problems already.
Like the migraines.
And the insomnia.
And the corpses. ESPECIALLY the corpses.
And whatever the hell is wrong with his spine.
And the increasingly unsettling realization that some of the nicest people he's met recently are probably the exact sort of people his mother warned him about.
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- Part 3 of Dsmp Fics for the WIN
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Dying and waking up in some alternate version of the Harry Potter universe was NOT on Wilbur's bucket list.
Not that Wilbur has a bucket list, that's for losers. (No shame on you if you have a bucket list, go off) But honestly, this sucks.
Scratch that, this doesn't suck, he's rich- has a damn servant- as many sweets as he could want- an entire library to himself- everything's good.
If you don't consider the fact that apparently his two 'fathers,' Remus John Lupin and Sirius Orion Black, genuinely act like he doesn't exist, and instead fawn over some Harry James Potter kid.
But at least Wilbur- now Pontus- has the portraits of his dead grandparents, his cousin Draco, friend Blaise, and his actual, alive pseudo-grandparents, the potters. Everything is pretty damn great.
... Take away the fact that the body, Wilbur, was apparently some 'snobby pure-blood arsehole'. But eh, he'll take what he can get.
(WILBUR SOOT IS NOW MY OC, KINDA, HES NAMED WINSTON GIDEON-ASHE GILDAY. He is my perfect arsonist little British boy.)
Series
- Part 4 of Harry PottAH
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Little Drabble and flicks of my soon to be real fic Marigold Marauders!
In which gods got annoyed as they usually do- and decided to pump some people full of Khaos’ blood and let them run around.
Fun times.
Series
- Part 7 of Harry PottAH
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⚠️BEING REWORKED!!!⚠️
Igor died at twenty from an intracerebral hemorrhage after making the medically questionable decision to “sleep it off.”
Unfortunately, death was only the beginning of his problems.
Now reborn as Ignazius Emrys - heir to Merlin’s ancient house, Duke of fucking Albion, chosen child of Khaos, and owner of a deeply concerning amount of magical property - he has exactly three goals:
1. Avoid British men.
2. Avoid British politics.
3. Absolutely not fall in love with Tom Riddle.Sadly, the universe appears to disagree.
⚠️BEING REWORKED!!!⚠️
Series
- Part 3 of Harry PottAH
Recent series
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Harry PottAH by Btwimhighasdope, I_am_Riddikulus, orphan_account
Fandom Dream SMP, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jun 2026
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Harry had a type in men, he liked them thin, tall, and dead.
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Alternate story where Harry grows up in the 70's. He discovers he's got some specific kinks and turns into a serial killer to explore his kink.
Series
- Part 19 of July Break Bingo 2025
Bookmarked by I_am_Riddikulus
05 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Well this is something I just read. Ok then.
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"When you’ve been broken enough times, the pieces don’t fit back together. But that doesn’t mean you stop moving."
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He’s supposed to be a hero. He’s supposed to have won. But lying here, his body wracked with tremors no one will notice, no one will care about- Harry doesn’t feel like he’s won anything.
He stares at the canopy above his bed, eyes tracing the grain of the wood, the dark scars of years past. The dormitory is quiet. Everyone else is celebrating. No one is here. No one is ever here when he needs them.
Maybe that’s a lie.
Maybe they were never there at all.
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What if Harry came back from the Forbidden Forest... different?
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Harry Potter and the Restoration of the House of Black by Chaosworks
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jul 2026
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One morning, Kreacher wakes up only to find that he has somehow gone back to the year 1989.
He immediately decides to save his Master Harry from the ‘nasty muggles’.
No one except Kreacher thinks that was a good idea.
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A story where Neville is credited as the Boy-Who-Lived instead of Harry. Where Harry uses his mind as his ultimate tool and weapon. A story where Harry and his friends enjoy using muggle tools and references to enjoy Hogwarts and mess with those the purebloods they don't like! (attempted fusion of crack and regular story)
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Ron Weasley's guide to protecting Harry Potter in a variety of unethical and illegal ways by MyDepressionIsChronicMyTitsIconic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jun 2026
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When Ron Weasley first saw the scrawny little boy with black hair covering a lightning scar and green, green eyes behind taped together glasses, the first thought that had popped into his head was “Mine”
There aren't enough deranged and codependent Ron and Harry fics so I decided to fix the problem myself. Gotta do everything around here.
BE FOREWARNED: I am currently rewriting a lot of this so formatting may be outta whack for chapters I haven't got to yet!
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Bookmarked by I_am_Riddikulus
13 Jun 2026