Humblebumbee



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  1. Summary

    a collection of oneshots that take place during the full moon deal. they are not connected by an internal logic other than taking place during the deal and being an attempt to fill in moments between them on those nights.

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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    Set post-canon, where both Sallie Mae and Barbie Wire now work for IMP. They both have a chip on their shoulder, and though Sallie is friendlier, they both have massive trust issues. But there is an attraction there.

    The two get stranded on Earth after a hit, which starts them talking and getting to know each other, leading to other, sexier things.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Sallie/Barb

  2. Public Bookmark 85

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    It is then that he notices a folded piece of parchment resting on his chest. Did Qifrey leave it there? Curious, he sits up and unfolds it, not knowing what to expect. Inside, Qifrey’s elegant script greets him:

    Dearest,

    I hope you’re enjoying your nap.
    When you wake and find this, I’ll be in the kitchen. Please do join me. Several delights await you.
    I request that you come dressed in my favorite robe - you know the one.

    Yours, of course,
    Qifrey

    P. S. The robe and only the robe darling, nothing else.

    P.P.S. Bring the strap.

    ....

    The girls are away for a weekend, and Qifrey takes the opportunity to fulfill one of Olly's longest-held fantasies.

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    11 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Beautiful work w/art

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    “You’ve slept with other couples?” It came out so, so squeaky. Shane immediately cleared his throat.

    “Uh-huh!” Fabian gave him a big smile, which contained just a hint of knowing.

    “H-how was… how was that?” Shane stuttered. Under the table, Ilya squeezed his thigh reassuringly.

    Fabian laughed, a hot little sound low in his throat.
    “Why, are you interested?”

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    04 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    “I’m going to die!”

    Stolas heard Blitzø bellow the words as soon as he opened the front door. His heart leapt into his throat and by instinct, he portaled, rather than ran to Blitzø side.

    The minute his imp was at his side, Stolas assessed the damage and was surprised to find nothing. Physically, Blitzø looked perfectly fine. Yet, he was very distressed.

    “What’s wrong? What happened?”

    “I’m going to die,” Blitzø repeated.

    “I can’t see any wounds. Were you cursed?” Stolas asked, looking him over again and calling his grimoire to him for reference.

    “What? No! I don’t mean right now! I mean someday.”

     

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    After hearing Fizz’s news, Blitz realizes there is a very important conversation that he and Stolas have not yet had.

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    24 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    After a very fun night with Andrealphus, Vassago starts to feel off in several ways. Unusually tired and moody, and with a spike of jealousy in seeing Andrealphus interacting with another Goetia.

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    12 Apr 2026