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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    Shane Hollander has never missed a practice, never taken a bad penalty, never once failed to submit a color-coded self-assessment on time. He eats brown rice and broccoli by choice. He is, by any reasonable measure, fine.

    The Montreal Metros recruitment team disagrees. But whatever's wrong with him can probably be fixed with the right coaching and a few weeks at an elite mental conditioning camp.

    What he finds at Camp Straight Edge is a group of new friends with similar struggles, one Russian junior champion who finds the whole situation endlessly amusing, and the slow realization that the problem they're trying to fix might not be a problem at all.

    (But I'm a Cheerleader AU)

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): i keep thinking this is some sort of insane dream
    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): but no. we got SHANE HOLLANDER.
    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): because of HOMOPHOBIA!
    Sherlock Holmes (Carter Holmberg): rare homophobia win
    Shane Hollander: Well let’s not go that far.
    El Capitan (Ilya Rozanov): holmberg please refrain from being pro homophobia in the group chat or shane will report you to management

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    Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told through a number of increasingly unhinged texts

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    24 Jun 2026

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    ESPN: Shane Hollander To the Ottawa Centaurs after Tumultuous End to Montreal Metros Career

    @CentaursGirlie1995: obviously i feel very badly for shane but my beautiful failson of a team getting the two best players because of homophobia is perhaps the only good thing homophobia has ever done

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    Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told by everyone else in the world.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    19 Jun 2026

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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    15 Jun 2026