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Dad...I’m Bilingual by Sohotthateveryonedied
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), Nightwing (Comics)
20 Jun 2021
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Dick hums—a quiet, sleepy sound. He’s drifting, but only slightly. The painkillers are doing their job. “It’s dumb,” he says. “I can beat up bad guys an’ stop an apocalypse, but I can’t even tell my own dad I’m bilingual.”
Bruce just stares at him. Realization kicks in a moment later. “Do you mean bisexual?”
“Yeah, bionical.” He said that, didn’t he? Bruce must be getting slow in his old age.
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08 Jul 2026
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Mindfuck by GarbageWaste6
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
01 Oct 2024
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In which Bruce is the unwilling recipient of a curse that gives him the ability to read the minds of his peers. Things come to light, secrets are spilled and how the FUCK does J’onn do it?! Bruce doesn’t kill but he sure is rethinking that rule of his.
Aka everyone is feral for Batman and Bruce doesn’t understand why (Captain Marvel is innocent!)
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08 Jul 2026
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“Bruce,” Clark finally said, brokenly. “I love you.”
Oh no, thought Bruce. He's possessed.
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08 Jul 2026
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all that I have to lose by dizarys
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics), Robin (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics)
09 May 2022
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Four times Bruce protected his boys not as Batman and Robin, but as their dad.
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Bruce darted towards him. Hands grabbed for Bruce’s jacket as everyone ran the other way off stage. But he didn’t slow down.
“Jason!” With barely seconds to spare, Bruce seized Jason's reaching hand.*This series has no specific reading order*
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- Part 22 of took a little time to make a little better
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04 Jul 2026
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Team Bonding Gone Bat Shit Crazy by AshesGleamandGlow, DuskyAshe (AshesGleamandGlow)
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types
21 Jul 2023
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Bruce honestly should have expected this from Hal, Oliver, and Barry. The fact all three of them had been listed as the organizers of the day's "team bonding" meeting really should have tipped him off to what was in store for him, but somehow, he just hadn't expected to find himself playing preteen girl games when he walked into the meeting room today. If he was going to have to sit through his co-workers wax poetic about his physical assets, well, petty payback was a game his children had delighted in teaching him how to play. He's just happy Dick was there to record the entire thing for posterity's sake, though he could have done with less laughter at his own expense.
(Tagged mature for the sheer number of f-bombs dropped within the span of 700~ words)
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03 Jul 2026