FunctionalChaos
Fandoms
- Lucifer (TV) (1)
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Summary
16-year-old Trixie reads Paradise Lost in school and comes homes with some questions.
Lucifer tells Trixie his side of the story about the Silver City and about his fall.
Series
- Part 1 of The Bible According to Lucifer
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History is written by the winners, but the loser still has a story to tell.
This is biblical and apocryphal stories told by our favorite Devil.
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- 3,405
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- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 9
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for want of a song by hopeyoustay
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
10 Mar 2026
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Right as Rhaenyra was about to give up and flee her tour two months early without a suitor, she met Rickon Stark, the young future Lord of Winterfell. Perhaps she was putting too much stock in a prophecy that could've been decades, even centuries, away from being fulfilled. Still...
From my blood come the prince that was promised, and his will be the song of ice and fire.
Ice and fire.
On the surface, Rickon could've perhaps been called boring if she was being ungenerous. But where she was fire, he was ice; it was clear beneath those cold eyes laid a very sharp edge. It shouldn't have been intriguing, but it was.
Series
- Part 1 of song verse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 69,241
- Chapters:
- 15/?
- Collections:
- 18
- Comments:
- 1,872
- Kudos:
- 11,758
- Bookmarks:
- 4,423
- Hits:
- 433,966
Bookmarked by FunctionalChaos
19 Jul 2026
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why are you shaking (we are a dynasty) by WhiteHeart
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
15 Jan 2025
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It's not Alicent who finds Aemond right after his failed attempt at bonding with Dreamfyre.
The blood of the dragon runs thick, even in the face of adversity.
A little kindness has massive ripples that literally change the world.
Or: At the end of the day all that Aemond wanted was to be accepted, Rhaenyra’s love for her family is stronger than anything, and the power of love and murder fixes everything.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 210,502
- Chapters:
- 29/?
- Collections:
- 31
- Comments:
- 3,683
- Kudos:
- 17,098
- Bookmarks:
- 5,421
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- 674,409
Bookmarked by FunctionalChaos
12 Jul 2026
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After the sex pollen is dealt with, Perihelion copes poorly with having experienced Murderbot being briefly terrified of it.
Series
- Part 2 of sex pollen fallout
Bookmarked by FunctionalChaos
09 Jul 2026
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There's a Monster in the Feed by HermesDay
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
24 Oct 2025
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Murderbot, along with two of Karime's kids, is kidnapped by a hostile machine intelligence. Unable to escape while the ship is in transit, Murderbot does everything it can to keep the MI's attention focused on itself and away from its young clients.
Restraints| Obsession |"Aren't you feisty?"
Self-Inflicted Injury | Rocky Recovery | "If I tell you what they made me do, you won't be able to look at me the same."Series
- Part 6 of HermesDay's AI-Less Whumptober 2025
Bookmarked by FunctionalChaos
08 Jul 2026
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Under the Elm Tree by LostGalaxie
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
06 Apr 2026
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On the eve of the Trial of Seven at Ashford, Ser Duncan the Tall and Lord Lyonel share one stolen, tender night.The trial leaves blood on the ground and grief in Duncan’s heart. When Lyonel, shaken and newly aware of how easily he might lose him, begs Duncan to come to Storm’s End, Duncan refuses. Loss weighs too heavily, and pride keeps him moving. A hedge knight does not cling to a lord’s hall, no matter how fiercely he is loved.
So Duncan rides on.
But months along the Kingsroad to Dorne, something is not right. The smell of ale turns his stomach. Campfire stew makes him pale. What he first dismisses as illness begins to whisper another truth, one that ties him to Storm’s End more surely than any vow.
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Or Local Stormlord finds out he got a hedge knight pregnant.Series
- Part 1 of Under the Elm Tree
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 41,313
- Chapters:
- 23/23
- Comments:
- 850
- Kudos:
- 1,686
- Bookmarks:
- 317
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- 37,598
Bookmarked by FunctionalChaos
07 Jul 2026