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“I am familiar with the clitoris.”
She smiled. “Then you’re already doing better than some of the blokes I’ve slept with. Do you want to kiss me?”
“Not especially.”
“Well, what do you want, you incredibly odd man?”
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going method by anincompletelist (soldouthaz)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Mar 2026
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Rose swallows, shifting underneath her. “Well, I mean, it—this doesn’t really count, right?”
Svetlana’s eyes narrow. “How do you figure?”
“We—we’re drunk, and, like. It’s just—girls being girls, you know?”
Panic flickers in her chest, sours the mood a little. She’s not lying, really, or she doesn’t think she is. But there’s also something not quite right about it when it sits there in the space between them, a feeling in the pit of Rose’s stomach that jeers liar! anyway.
Actress, maybe. It’s hard to tell the difference sometimes.
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Belladonna has been waiting for her only son Bilbo to join her in Yavanna's pastures for many years, but it doesn't quite turn out the way she'd hoped. It seems love and adventures can change a hobbit in quite different ways.
Endless, endless thanks to H. Savinien for their wonderful beta-ing!
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Hobbit ficlets I've banged out that fall under 1000 words, mostly bagginshield - seems sensible to collect them somewhere. :)
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Kathy asks Olivia for a kiss.
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Thorin Durin had lived in his new flat for approximately eighty four minutes when things started to go terribly, terribly wrong. The wrongness came in the form of a package, delivered to his door, wrapped in brown paper and string, with a small tag wishing him a very sincere welcome to the building.
Bookmarked by Eightbitpale
29 May 2026
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Absolute gem. Beautiful delicate prose. Can’t wait to read everything this author has ever written
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in its lonely and ramshackle head by objectlesson
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
27 Apr 2020
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Thorin will always find things to blame himself for, to spear his innards upon like a shrike with its prey.
or, five times they lie together and one time they ~lie together.
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18 May 2026
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I feel like I just took a bullet to the brain
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World in My Eyes by objectlesson
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
04 May 2020
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A confessional conversation by smoke and twilight.
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Camping on the quest had been, much to Bilbo's surprise, a revolution in his masturbation technique.
Bookmarked by Eightbitpale
17 May 2026
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Great prose. Very funny. Great immunity building exercise for secondhand embarrassment
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“So you saw a white man in a trench coat pop out in an alley,” Paul says, “and you thought, what, ‘I want to see where this is going’?”
“If you get hung up on details like that,” Miguel says, “it will take a very long time to get through this story.For a very weird era in his life, Miguel dates an angel who is in love with another man.
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- Part 3 of author's favorites
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Bookmarked by Eightbitpale
17 May 2026
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How did I not bookmark this the first time I read it???????
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As the Company recovers at Beorn's house, Thorin deals with old nightmares and fresh guilt, but at least he's used to the idea of both. It's Bilbo he can't quite seem to understand.
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Svetlana and Yuna meet at a dinner party, at a wedding, at a hotel.
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- Part 12 of perfect from now on
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The Tenant by YourGayDads
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Mar 2026
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Shane and Ilya hook up in his sex condo in the fuck building.
Bookmarked by Eightbitpale
17 Mar 2026
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This fic has no right to be this good. But it is
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“Yusuf ibn Ibrahim ibn Muhammad ibn al-Kaysani, called al-Tayyib,” Yusuf said, pointing at himself. He had to repeat himself several times before the man frowned and glanced up at his face.
“Yusuf,” the man said, pointing at him. He had to try a few times to get the intonation right, after which he carefully attempted the rest of Yusuf’s name, if with less success. It surprised Yusuf that he bothered, given what they’d been doing to each other. The man pointed back at his pale, gaunt face. “Nicolò di Genova.”
Bookmarked by Eightbitpale
11 Mar 2026
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A lovely, deep and careful story. Just fantastic.
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Home and Hearth by thesadchicken
Fandom The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
04 May 2025
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A Bagginshield alternate reality, set after the Battle of the Five Armies where Thorin survives and goes to live in the Shire with Bilbo. Expect angst, fluff, hurt/comfort and happy endings!
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Bookmarked by Eightbitpale
07 Mar 2026
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This author writes in the mostly beautifully storylike manner. Especially in the early chapters of the main story, there’s a heaviness and a frankness to everything that is so damn good.
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“Would you stop staring,” Bilbo hissed, for the fifth time since service had started. “He’s not about to grow horns.”
Bofur looked guiltily away from the door, and scuttled back over to the tail end of appetiser prep. “Just checkin’ if he liked the amuse-bouche.”
“Well,” Bilbo scowled, “We have an entire restaurant to feed, not just Mister Durin, and Lobelia’s in a fine mood tonight, so if I don’t keep you at prep, she’ll light your tail with the blowtorch, I don’t wonder.”
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- Part 1 of Compliments to the Chef
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Home for the New Year by Chrononautical for Scribblemakes
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
13 Dec 2018
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After years of traveling to Erebor to celebrate the New Year with his dwarven friends, Bilbo Baggins decides that the time has come to stay in the Shire. He has certain familial obligations that have gone unaddressed for too long. Specifically, an orphaned nephew who needs him. Much as he will miss the Durin's Day celebrations, and a certain dwarf in particular, his travels must end. Fortunately, that does not preclude others from traveling to visit him.
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Bookmarked by Eightbitpale
03 Feb 2026
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Love the way this author writes, it’s so story-like and cheerful.
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There's a certain point where you can no longer ask someone what their name is. Thorin isn't sure exactly when that point is, but he knows that it's probably some time before the person in question saves your life. On the far side of the Misty Mountains, Thorin realizes that he never quite caught the first part of Mr. Baggins' name, and he finds that it's astonishingly harder to learn than he would have thought. Fili, Kili, and Dwalin are no help whatsoever.
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Bookmarked by Eightbitpale
31 Jan 2026
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Funny as fuck and also the exact type of writing that I LOVE. If I’d written this my ego would be unmanageable. Just such a good piece of story in such a well tailored style, confident and content in itself and yet still ambitiously and unexpectedly fun
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Living After Midnight by objectlesson
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
20 Jun 2020
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“Tell me, what sort of music do you listen to?” Thorin asks him, raising an eyebrow. “Do you prefer glam or thrash?”
“I—what? Simon & Garfunkel is my favorite band. I like The Smiths if I’m in a bit of a strop, Bowie if I’m feeling adventurous, I suppose,” Bilbo answers, aware there might be a note of snark coloring his words because, well. He was set up, meant to sound like a fool no matter how he answered, and he does not appreciate rude conversational traps like that. He does not appreciate anything about this situation. He does not appreciate the small, crooked, tight-lipped smile that flashes across Thorin’s face at his response, and he does not appreciate the way it makes his stomach drop.
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After his eccentric advisor deliberately botches Bilbo's housing application, he is forced to sublet a room with thirteen metal heads living in a condemned frat. He barely expects to survive the journey, let alone fall in love.
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- Part 1 of The House of Durin Series
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Nobody seemed to think there was anything strange about her when she came out of Josh's office--she was often in the office for extended periods after long pow-wows with Josh, carrying out instructions or gathering information--and after the first ten minutes or so, she stopped wondering if she smelled like her boss had gone down on her.