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The things we bring home from war by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
28 Jun 2026
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Spider-Man and Deadpool have an uneasy truce that allows them to coexist in the same city despite their differences. Then Peter accidentally brings Deadpool home, one shiny piece at a time.
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02 Jul 2026
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We Stitch the Ribcage With a Live Wire by La_Rascasse_Volante
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Deadpool (Marvel Comics)
24 Jun 2026
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Peter Parker was never bitten by a radioactive spider as a teenager. Instead, he lost a few important people, grew up, and got a doctorate in molecular biology.
At twenty-eight, he took a job at Engels Biomedical, an institute specializing in experimental cancer treatment. Three months in, he learns the samples he's been working on don't come from a corpse.
They belong to a deeply scarred terminal patient, known as Subject 061, who is still somehow alive, existing in a limbo of incomplete regeneration.
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In which Peter Parker is already somewhat fucked up when he meets the mildly deranged Wade Wilson dying from cancer, and things proceed to get worse from there. This is an alternate take on the Weapon X thing.
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"Hey, am I reading this shit wrong, or is today a special occasion? 'Cause you didn't bring food? You broke the routine–"
"Well, I thought it might be romantic if we just starved together for once, Pool, obviously."
Once the words were out and left hanging in the air, they took on the shape of a twisted setup to... a slightly unconventional romcom? Well, except no one would probably laugh at this one.Bookmarked by Dwabit
22 Jun 2026
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Slowly Woven Together by LowPolyAngel
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Jun 2026
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"Alright, sweetums. Let’s get that nose of yours back in its original spot.”
He grabs the kids face gently, tilting his head towards himself. Wade takes his thumb and–wait–what the fuck?
Wade tilts his head to the side in utter confusion as he tries to understand what in the shit fuck is happening right now. Not only is his nose magically unbroken, but the black eye has faded into a lighter shade and his split lip looks less swollen. He runs a thumb over his nose gently to check to see if it's indeed intact, leaning in close with a quizzical frown. All Wade can find is the yellowish hue of a healing bruise that was once there. Is he a mutant with a healing factor? How many mutants does he know? Not exactly many. How many mutants does he know that are as pretty as this? His eyes scan down the length of his body, trying to figure out the puzzle in front of him on the table. He’s just missing some pieces…What is he not seeing?
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21 Jun 2026
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all that glitters, might be gold by CainRoses
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types
19 Jun 2026
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“Just an interview would be good,” Peter said, clearing his throat. “I’m mostly a photographer, not sure I’ve got the interrogator qualifications.”
“Photographer, hmmm. . .well, I can definitely think of a few things you could take a picture of -” Deadpool started, then stopped, lenses narrowing. “Wait a flaming hot second. Peter Parker? Why does that name sound familiar?”
Peter tensed. Had someone figured out Spiderman’s secret identity and sicced a mercenary on him to try and catch him when he wasn’t in costume?
As Peter began to spiral, Deadpool glanced down at the newspaper in his lap, looking at the front page cover. He squinted, pulled the paper closer to his face, and then let out an auditory gasp.
“Holy shit balls, you’re the guy who takes all those hot pictures of Spiderman!”
“Excuse me?” Peter said, torn between relief and confusion.
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or, Peter has to interview Deadpool, which quickly spirals into him being offered an obscene amount of money to sell Deadpool pictures of Spiderman. Between keeping up his secret identity, Deadpool’s flirting, and a growing mob threat, Peter quickly gets in over his head.
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21 Jun 2026
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More Than Pancakes by TheKenwick
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
09 Oct 2021
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Deadpool has been hired to gather information about Spider-Man, but he is a fickle bug, and the job is taking longer than expected. Obviously this could put him at odds with his favorite hero, but there's a shit ton of money involved, and it's not like his client would be able to kill the Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man. Wade definitely has everything under control.
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Bookmarked by Dwabit
31 May 2026