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    Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.

    Who lives in Canada.

    Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.

    The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.

    Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    “Please, don’t do your calm, forgiving Father act with me.” Ilya sat next to him with a small scoff.

    “Why are you here, Ilya? Tell me the truth.”

    Ilya blinked back a tear, “I missed you. Since you- took your vows. It’s been hard. You ignored my texts last year. After the ordination, when Scott Hunter-.”

    “I- there was nothing I could say, Ilya. Scott Hunter didn’t change-“

    “But maybe things are different now. Or will be.” Ilya insisted. “With Scott maybe things will change and we could... And you- you don’t have to do this anymore.”

    Or; Ilya and Shane met at boarding school over a decade ago. Their lives took vastly different paths. Ilya is now a professional athlete for the MLH. Shane pursued the priesthood. Despite their differences, they always had each other. After twelve years of friendship and one long year of silence, the men reunite and are forced to confess out loud what has lingered between them for years.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    Jane (21:23): Come over?

    Ilya stared at the message. Rage swirled in his stomach - that Shane would run out on him like that, spend the next two months shoving his fucking girlfriend in Ilya’s face, and then text him like none of that had happened. Like none of it mattered.

    Mixed in with the anger, though, and threatening to overwhelm it, was the hot burn of shame. Because Ilya was already texting back okay and putting on his shoes. Because he was fucking pathetic, and couldn’t resist.

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    instead of going to the club during episode 4, shane goes back to his apartment. then he texts ilya.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    "In between companies. Living in a shithole," Ilya Rozanov's message read, “Will pay whatever price to move in now.”

    Shane clicks on Ilya’s profile and skips over every other piece of information until he finds what he’s looking for.

    SECONDARY GENDER: Alpha.

    Absolutely no way in hell, Shane decides immediately. Never happening.

     
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    14 Jul 2026

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    Shane’s got to balance being a freshman, a baby gay, and rushing for the weirdest frat on campus.

    Plus, unrelatedly, there's this really hot Russian guy.

     

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