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    Temporarily Misappropriating the BAU by

    Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), Criminal Minds (US TV)  

    31 May 2026

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    Stiles Stilinski would like it known that he did not intend to break the law. Or get a new boyfriend. Or be forcefully adopted and recruited by the BAU. He never intended to solve murders, just as he never intended to get his best friend turned into a Halloween stereotype. Though he doesn't regret it, he would like to blame it on Scott and Jackson for leaving Stiles and Danny unsupervised in a lockable room with alcohol. Honestly, their lives would have been much simpler if they had just stuck to the normal teenage things like making out, instead of hacking the BAU.
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    The Lawston Butcher was a woman, not a dude. Pretty sure she was your third witness, Mrs. Alfia.

    DM: What?

    George Gelding wasn’t one of her victims, which threw off your data. His killer just used the Butcher’s method to throw off the trail. Also, his killer was most likely Kyle Freeden.

    AH: Thank you for your input on one of our past cases. May we have your name for the record of the tip?

    LOL no. I’m drunk, not stupid.

    [Cross posted on Wattpad, Username: L3T5G3TKR4K3N]

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    of long journeys and blind faith by

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan  

    08 May 2026

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    Percy Jackson never made a promise he couldn't keep. He'd promised that he and Lee would see the rest of the quest at the Doors, and that meant the two of them would make it there.

    But Tartarus was a place even gods feared.

    And to get to the Doors, Lee and Percy needed to walk to the very heart of it.

    Meanwhile, up on the surface, what remained of the Seven was rife with tension and grief, with old grudges and wavering trust threatening to tear them apart at the very seams.

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    31 Jan 2026

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    silent tongues speak no prophecies by

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan  

    11 Oct 2024

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    Percy was seven the first time he woke screaming, the taste of blood in his mouth and the howling of hounds resounding throughout his head. His mom rushed into his room to cradle him in her arms. When she asked, he bit his tongue, told her only of dogs chasing after him. He didn’t tell her of the boy with the goat legs, the pain of being torn apart, and the warm light that engulfed him at the end. She held him until he fell back asleep. Elsewhere, a young daughter of Zeus made her final stand.

    Percy was nine when he opened his eyes, phantom lightning crawling over his skin and the echoes of a woman’s last moments still ringing in his ears. If he closed his eyes, he could still see the twin onyx eyes staring back at him.

    When his mother told him the story of his namesake, of Perseus the son of Zeus, he didn't tell her he already knew. Had already seen a mother and her infant set adrift in a raging storm, watched a boy travel far and slay monsters for the sake of his mother’s safety. But he didn’t tell her this. He was young, but he knew already what happened to people like him. People who see.

    He was no prophet; he would not suffer their fate. He would bite his tongue and let the prophecies pass him by.

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    A Passion For Mushrooms by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien  

    21 Sep 2017

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    There are many trials for a hobbit attempting to make a life among dwarves. A hobbit wants a garden. A hobbit wants to eat regular meals. A hobbit wants friends, good books, and comfortable chairs. Bilbo does his best to carve out a little hobbit life for himself in the mountain. If only there were not one final obstacle. For a hobbit heart wants love, and among dwarves that is a sticky subject.

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    06 Jan 2026

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    You Don't Have To (Say Yes) by

    Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)  

    03 Apr 2016

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    The abridged sexual history of James Tiberius Kirk.

    Or, Jim’s varyingly unhealthy idea of what sex is supposed to be (a it-gets-worse-before-it-gets-better story)

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    29 Dec 2025