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    To: Shane Hollander [[email protected]]
    From: SecretFun Account [[email protected]]
    Subject: Hey Professor…

    Dear Dr. Hollander,

    I need to admit something. I know I shouldn't, but I can’t keep this to myself any longer. I have been having thoughts... about you... about us... together. Like, together together.
    I know is inappropriate, I know as your student I shouldn't be thinking these things... but... but I can't stop... You don't have to respond ... but just know that every time you grade my exams, I wish you were grading the way I suck it and blow your back out like there's no tomorrow (respectfully)

    With love always,

    Your favorite student

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    17 Jul 2026

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    Shane: Hello?
    Unknown Caller: Is this bird professor?
    Shane: …uh yes?
    Unknown Caller: Cool. Do humming birds have legs?
    Shane: What?
    Unknown Caller: Do humming birds—
    Shane: No, I heard you. Yes they have legs.
    Unknown Caller: [loud cheering in the background] I win! Thank you bird professor.
    Shane: …uh you're welcome?
    Unknown Caller: Goodbye.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    "What the fuck, Rozanov? Who do you think you’re talking to?”
    Rozanov only looked up; his hand nonchalantly rested on the bulge of his clothed cock, and Shane’s knees buckled when he gave it a light squeeze. The gulp of saliva traveled down Shane’s throat and landed heavily in his empty stomach. He should’ve had more than half-burnt toast for breakfast; that must’ve been why he suddenly felt so dizzy. Rozanov studied the way his throat bobs with darkened eyes, his pupils dilated.
    “I think I’m talking to someone who will look very good on my cock.”

    OR

    Young professor Shane is ready to do whatever it takes for his student Ilya Rozanov to show better results.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    “Oh my god,” the intruder says, voice coming faster and higher-pitched. “Shane, what the fuck? Oh my god.”

    “Eeleeyah, come to my cottage,” Ilya mocks, voice muffled by Shane’s skin. “Don’t go to Russia. Come to my house instead. Is so private. No one will know…we will be completely alone. Together.”

    “Oh my god, is that Ilya Rozanov?” the intruder yelps like he's about to start hyperventilating. “Why is Ilya Rozanov half-naked in our kitchen, Shane?”

    “Okay, I know how this looks,” Shane tells Ilya, “But I mean, technically, we are still alone. Together.”

    or,

    At the cottage, Shane and Ilya meet eighteen year old Shane Hollander. This is really only a surprise for one of them. Everyone handles it as well as can be expected.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    Shane Hollander when asked about speculations of his boyfriend Ilya Rozanov ‘tanking’ on purpose to reunite with him in Providence : “...What? He gets an earful from me every time they send him down. He has lousy puck control and weak defense and needs to work on his shooting accuracy and you think I want it to stay that way? No I don't want my boyfriend to be a joke of a player, I'd like him to put decent enough numbers that he doesn't get moved up and down the NHL and the AHL like an idiot. Now leave me alone.”

    or: Ilya Rozanov is a mediocre fourth liner of the Boston Bears. When he gets outed, the internet theorizes he plays poorly on purpose. His boyfriend isn't amused.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Troy made an L-shape with his index finger and thumb, like suddenly he was a movie director and Ilya was his newest muse. “You’re like one of those rom-com heartthrobs. Harris and I watched one the other night, where this campus bad boy is actually a huge nerd. You know, secretly pounding textbooks in the library.”

    “Yes, exactly!” Wyatt said. “You’re like the opposite of the girl that takes off her glasses in a movie and everyone realizes she’s hot. You put them on, for that effect.”

    Ilya looked mildly offended. “Oh, so you did not think I was hot before?”

    “Eh, on paper, I guess.”

    “On paper,” Ilya repeated back, grimacing. “Like taxes? You think I am as interesting as doing your fucking taxes?”

    The world goes crazy over Ilya in glasses, and Shane tries to deal.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Shane and Ilya had mutually agreed to keep their whatever-they’re-doing out of Sochi. It was an easy decision to make: this was bigger than any MLH rivalry and definitely bigger than a few hotel hook-ups. There was no room for distractions, not with Olympic gold on the line.

    So it’d be really fucking great if their daemons could get on the same page and stop trying to cause an international fucking incident.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov has been drafted by Boston, the number one pick overall, but his father doesn't want him moving to America and so takes steps to block his visa. He's going to have to go back to Russia and stay there forever and that, thinks Shane Hollander, is wrong.

    It's so wrong that Shane can't stop himself from doing something about it. Even though that something is the most reckless, the only reckless thing he's ever done in his life. He marries Rozanov in secret, to keep him out of Russia and put him on a path to Canadian citizenship.

    Shane's got a five-year plan to get him there and when you have a plan nothing can go wrong. Right? Right. When you have a solid plan and a marriage that's on paper only there's no risk of feelings getting involved. Not on Rozanov's part and certainly not on Shane's.

    Right???

    (or, the story of how Shane Hollander fell in love with his own husband)

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Anyway, Shane didn't remember exactly what was in the folder ... But he knew they were all good shots of him.

    He hastily clicked open the folder, his eyes barely glancing through the dozen or so shots there, vaguely registering a picture with a sunset background from his condo balcony, something of him laughing, a picture of him working at his laptop with his glasses on...

    The director called him again, and he shook his head, the photos blurring. Whatever. It would have to do.

    He clicked "select all," then the messages icon, then Rozanov's name. Hit send.

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    Or: When never-hooked-up Shane and Ilya have to collaborate on a league charity project, Shane accidentally sends Ilya a nude.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    “You must be excited, after such a long engagement. It will be like fairytale,” Ilya says. “So much champagne. So many ballgowns. If you can, please spare me a horse from your wedding presents. A fast one.”

    Shane huffs out a laugh, because Ilya is ridiculous. I’ll miss this, he thinks. He clears his throat. “Must be nice, that you can marry whoever you want.”

    There’s a long silence. Then Ilya says, “That’s not necessarily true.”

    In which Shane is a prince, and engaged to Princess Rose. And Sir Ilya Rozanov is his personal knight. Royalty AU.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    “He’d probably wear a rash guard on the beach because too much sunlight would kill him.” Ilya murmured on their drive over the private resort. He had an obnoxious Hawaiian shirt on that shifted with every slight wind that came from the rolled down window.

    “You’d hate him for doing anything, it’s honestly impressive.” Sasha snorted in laughter. He really admired Ilya’s dedication to finding things to be annoyed about.

    “He makes it easy.” Ilya resorted to his default response.

    Five times Sasha meets his boyfriend’s work enemy, Shane Hollander, and the one time he meets his ex’s husband, who is also Shane Hollander.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    In late 2014, celebrity photos start dropping. Ilya deletes his texts, his photos, a video he should never have taken. It isn't soon enough.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Shane is twelve when he realizes he can understand Russian.

    Or, in a world where you can understand whatever language(s) your soulmate speaks, it takes Shane and Ilya an embarrassing amount of time to realize they’re soulmates.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    08 Jun 2026

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    “Hello,” Ilya repeats, still kind of stuck on those freckles.

    “Hi?” the man says.

    “Hi,” Ilya says—again.

    Oh god, he's said hello three times now. He should literally say anything else. His name, probably. His phone number, preferably.

    “Hi,” Ilya says again, because he can’t help it. “I am—”

    “Are you Nick?” the man asks, and it comes out as a breathless sound.

    OR: Shane gets stood up on a blind date, and Ilya comes to the rescue, and proceeds to make a series of questionable decisions.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    The evidence is mounting. It’s getting very difficult to ignore: first that sweatshirt, then the definitely-not-a-dick-pic in the locker room, and now the phone call. It’s a shame really; Lily’s such a sweet girl. She makes Shane so happy.

    And Shane? Hayden’s almost positive Shane is cheating on Boston Lily with Ilya Rozanov.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    “You are baby.” He said matter of factly.

    “I’m, what?” Hollander seemed offended and surprised all at once.

    “I catch you touching yourself and now you can’t even look at me. Baby.” Ilya teased, not moving his eyes away from Hollander’s.

    He watched a blush creep under Hollander’s freckles and thought about kissing them. He nearly broke eye contact just from that. He needed to stay focused.

    “I’ve just been busy!” Hollander defended himself. He took a step back from Ilya. Ilya took a step forward. He stared at Hollander, making the doubt on his face clear.

    Hollander’s whole body was fidgeting. Ilya loved how nervous he was making him. He could tell Hollander was close to breaking.

    “Admit it. You are baby.”

    “I’m not!”

    “Then prove it,” Ilya growled, walking forward until Hollander’s back was up against the wall.

    Or; The classic trope: Ilya accidentally walks in on Shane while they dorm together.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Hayden knows what he saw. Clear as day, right there in the middle of Shane’s text thread with Lily.

    A dick pic.

    Hayden keeps mindlessly scrolling Instagram—a pantomime of paying attention, not really taking in anything that’s passing across his screen. Mind racing as a series of realizations wash over him.

    Christ, no wonder Shane was so cagey about Lily. No wonder he didn’t want to introduce her to the guys.

    Hayden would like to believe that everyone would be chill with it, but he could think of at least five guys off the top of his head that would a hundred percent take issue with Shane dating a trans woman. He can imagine, far too easily, the kind of slurs that would get thrown around the locker room if anyone ever found out. Towards Lily, sure, but towards Shane too—because Shane had to be gay, if his girlfriend had a dick, right?

     
    Or, Hayden finds out something that he was never supposed to, and decides that the only thing he can do is show his best friend that he can be the best ally ever, if he just gives him the chance.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
    Remarks: Moya lyubov please unblock me

    ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
    Remarks: Let me know when you’re ready to talk i will kneel

    ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
    Remarks: character not enough but i’ll kneel and apologi

    ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
    Remarks: ze to you for hours if you want me to i miss

    ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $10,000
    Remarks: you so much

     

    Yuna Hollander (Husband's Mom): Did you just wire my son $30K?

    Ilya: It’s the only platform he cannot block me from Yuna I am desperate

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    29 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander is ready to climb the publishing ladder and land the job that could completely change his life—even if it means working for the despotic and insufferable Ilya Rozanov.

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    27 May 2026

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