Definitely_not_a_human
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Dnah's Cradle of Creation by Definitely_not_a_human
Fandoms: Touhou Project, Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Naruto (Anime & Manga), Original Work
09 Apr 2025
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My very own snippet thread, where I put stories I've been saving on Google Drive for upwards of 2 years.
I'm inspired by many things, but not all of those are compatible enough to merge into a single story.
Explicit because I do have a snip that is absolutely disgusting.Remember to @ me if you do decide to adopt a story, I want to see what others can cook with my ideas.
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Life and Death by Definitely_not_a_human
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Touhou Project, ULTRAKILL references - Fandom, Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Nov 2024
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Voldemort's Killing Curse knocked one-year-old Marigold Lily Potter's soul halfway through the Veil, turning half of her soul into a Phantom. Her Phantom half was blocked in by her horcrux-scar, but the outward pressure was enough for a particularly hot piece of coal to dislodge it, causing her Phantom half to spill out. But since it was trapped inside her Human half for so long, she can merge both into one, though it feels like wearing a rather tight pair of socks for gloves.
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Sharp Fangs and Golden Hair by Definitely_not_a_human
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Touhou Project
10 Oct 2024
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Midoriya Izumi lived as a hollow shell for two years after the doctor diagnosed her as Quirkless. Maybe she was just missing something. Something warm, and red, and sweet.
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HELL by Definitely_not_a_human
Fandoms: ULTRAKILL (Video Game), Parahumans Series - Wildbow
06 Aug 2024
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HELL wallowed in boredom.
Taylor Hebert pushed herself up in an empty elevator shaft.
A Rift appeared, smelling of rotting tampons.
She dismantled a cobalt blue robot slumped against the wall.
SHE threw HER body at it.
She began her slaughter, starting with three filthy, armless abominations. -
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When Mima took in her first and only apprentice, her Master's final lesson finally clicked.
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In theory, Shards aren't supposed to be able to merge with their host on a deep enough level to actually interact with them. In practice, Administration might be just a little too attached to her host. She can't help it if her host is the best and she wanted everyone to know it. Really, what's the worst that could happen?
Based on a conversation that asked the question: What if Taylor came out of the locker completely fused with QA
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Taylor triggers with the power to turn into a snake.
Unfortunately, she's not quite sure how to turn back yet, because she triggered like two hours ago and she was asleep when it happened.
On a completely unrelated incident, Amy Dallon found a stray snake in the hospital, and decided to keep it until she could find its owner, because who else could care for a snake better than she could?
If only it would stop being such a pain in the ass!
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Zero's Familiar Quest by FriskyBacon
Fandoms: Touhou Project, ゼロの使い魔 | Zero no Tsukaima | The Familiar of Zero
23 Mar 2026
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Time stops for Louise and she is Pulled into Gensokyo by Yukari and told she must earn a Familiar. what follows is an epic tale of magic, self discovery, friendship and surprise lesbianism.
Poly Louise, Multiple parings, won't be tagged, because I want them to be a surprise. Will be a while in before Romance happens.
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Hailey Potter-Inaba, The Black Rabbit of Eientei by FriskyBacon
Fandoms: Touhou Project, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Mar 2026
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Down the rabbit hole and into a world much fluffier then she left, and have been freshly gifted with both bunny ears, cotton tail and waaaaay too many relatives. Hailey will seek to do Mama Tewi proud with tricks, traps and, as she gets older, probably as many sexually inapropriate comments as she can get away with. The Weasley twins are gonna have some stiff competition.
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Hailey Komeiji, the Silent Daughter of old Hell by FriskyBacon
Fandoms: Touhou Project, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 May 2026
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Spirited away by the to the Palace of Earth Spirits by a mindless wanderer, Hailey gains a rather... odd Family in the form of the Komeiji sisters, as well as thier assorted menagerie of Hell beasts. What will happen when this child of old Hell goes to Hogwarts? Will Hailey ever speak? what will Koishi get up to? and will Satori's overprotective parenting drive everyone nuts?
Originally posted on Fanfiction.net, and this story was originally posted in 2022 and has been an ongoing project, so any and all chapter notes before chapter 7 may not reflect my current circumstances.