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Acedia: (pronounced uh-SEE-dee-uh)
A state of listlessness, apathy, or existential boredom.
Originating from the Greek word akēdeia (meaning "lack of care"), it describes a deep, heavy indifference where a person loses interest in their work, their spiritual life, and their own well-being.—-+----+----
The moment Suguru’s fate changes is the moment he thinks of Satoru.
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Slay the Prince by DefinetlyN0tM33
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, Slay the Princess (Visual Novel)
10 Dec 2025
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You're on a path in the woods, and at the end of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin, is a Prince.
You're here to slay him. If you don't, it will be the end of the world.
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A silly little Boat Boys-centric Slay the Princess AU!
...except Etho doesn't show up for a while [nervous]
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- Part 1 of Slay the Prince
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It’s dead of winter, and Grian is cold.
Good thing his fellow Bad Boys just came back!
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- Part 3 of block men brainrot
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To the End (Or As Far As We Can Get) by DefinetlyN0tM33
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
21 Oct 2024
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“…Maybe Impulse could win.” Pearl started, keeping her voice low so she wouldn’t wake him. Scott gave her a curious look.
“Oh?” Scott asks, and Pearl smiles.
“Yeah.” Pearl looked up at Scott. “I mean, most of us remember Impulse coming close to winning, right? Maybe if we…” Her smile fell, and she took a deep breath. “Maybe if we make it a good experience for him, he won’t have to go through as much.”
Or;
I go insane over the new season, as most normal people do.
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- Part 4 of block men brainrot
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And When We Mess Around, I'll Let Her Know The Truth I Found by DefinetlyN0tM33
Fandoms: Animator vs. Animation (Short Films - Becker)
09 Oct 2024
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Children AU because i thought it was a fun idea :3
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I'm actually really hyped for this AU help-
tags will change as more chapters are released !!Title from the song 'Sarah' by Alex G, chapter names will also be song lyrics, credits will be in notes :)
THIS FIC IS DISCONTINUED
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10 Easy Steps to Avoid Your Best Friend Committing Genocide! by DefinetlyN0tM33
Fandom 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
03 Jul 2026
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Slay the Prince by DefinetlyN0tM33
Fandom Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Slay the Princess (Visual Novel)
10 Dec 2025
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i make people suffer because i have nothing better to do xoxo by DefinetlyN0tM33
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Rats SMP
27 Jul 2024
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Chuuya swallowed and shifted his hand, slow and careful, letting his fingers slide into Dazai's hair. It was softer than it had any right to be—always was, even as it perpetually carried the faint scents of gunpowder and something metallic.
He brushed it back from Dazai's temple, thumb grazing skin that was still warm despite everything, and Dazai stirred, a quiet sound slipping out of him before he could stop it. His arms tightened reflexively around Chuuya's waist, face pressing closer, like he was chasing heat even in his sleep.
“Yeah, yeah,” Chuuya murmured under his breath, barely louder than a thought. “I'm here. Don't get all clingy about it.”
or: dazai doesn’t sleep until he does.
weeks of fatigue catch up to him at once, and he ends up on chuuya’s couch, exhausted enough to stay there. chuuya likes how this part goes just a little too much.Hurtcember 2025 - Day fourteen - Fatigue
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- Part 7 of Hurtcember 2025
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12 Jul 2026
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Longing by syriala
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
25 Mar 2024
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“What would you be born of?” he then asks, his voice barely audible in the space between them and Satoru feels the abyss more keenly than ever.
“Longing,” Satoru instantly replies, because it feels as if he’s done nothing else for the past month and he’s so familiar with it by now.
“Why? You think that’s a negative emotion?”
“Of course it is, what kind of question is that even?” Satoru wants to know. “It hurts right here,” he then adds and taps his chest because it does.
It always hurts these days, because Suguru no longer wants to be his one and only.
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- Part 25 of IntiMarch 2024
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26 Jun 2026
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Inexplicably, unfathomably...
As he opens his eyes, sunlight streams from his right in warm lines, heating his skin through his shirt and vest. Red then fills his vision: red thread knitted into intricate stitches, pooled on the couch where she sits. He finally breaks the surface of consciousness, blinking the remnants of sleep away. He lifts his head a little to blankly stare at Yor's smile.
Twilight keeps falling asleep around his family.
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- Part 1 of The holy trinity of Loid Forger fluff
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21 Jun 2026
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you and me and the space between by satorussuguru
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
03 Apr 2023
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“‘Move on?’” Satoru echoes. “What, you're in love with someone?”
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Satoru doesn't have a Valentine's date, but worst of all, Suguru does. Satoru's kind of starting to think that he's the odd one out when it comes to this whole Valentine's day thing.
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18 Jun 2026
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Lost in Paradise by Salemn
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
28 Nov 2024
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Satoru takes another step forwards, arms spreading wide in excitement, “Yūji-kun! You’re here!”
“Oh my God,” the child repeats breathlessly, sounding far older than any child his age should sound, unable to tear his eyes away from Satoru. The boy shakes faintly, shock maybe, words a shaky exhale, “it’s really- you’re- you look- this is— oh my God!”
Annnnd there’s really no doubting it now.
Clearly those vivid dreams of war, imprisonment and eleven years of growing up is not the dream Satoru had thought it to be since waking up in the infirmary as a seventeen-year-old student, way back before the source of all his problems defected from Jujutsu society.
What the hell is going on?
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- Part 1 of Paradise
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12 Jun 2026