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A Headache, A Long Sigh, Magic, and Way too Much Tea. by CrowsHelpLine
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jun 2025
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Technoblade gets asked to teach DADA at Hogwarts, during Order of the Phoenix.
He wasn't really interested, but Phil wanted him to, and he wasn't doing anything anyway, so magic might be interesting.
He struggles to keep his Piglin identity a secret because of his odd appearance, which is bad enough, but some famous orphan and his friends won't leave him alone.