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Jude leaned forward, his hands coming to cup his own face as he dragged them over it in exasperation. “Erl, it—it’s—God, I can’t even speak anymore. The angle of the video…It makes it seems like we’re going at it. Doing the deed. Making love.”
“That’s not possible. We’re hugging here.” Erling protested.
“Good luck telling the internet that.” Pickford sighed.
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Or, a video gets taken after the argentina-England match of bromance superstars Erling and Jude that seems more ‘romance’ than ‘bro’, leaving them scrambling to try to clear their names and convince the masses that Erling was only comforting Jude because of his loss. It ends up becoming much more than that. -
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Something suspicious is going on. Harry’s sure of it.
Jude Bellingham and Erling Haaland keep exchanging text messages right before the big game, and Harry is *certain* that the Norwegian wants to rob them of the win.
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“Yep,” Jude said, popping the ‘p’, jumping out of the giant’s arms. “With that performance, you’ve just signed up to be tonight’s bottom.”
“Wait, what?” Erling looked at him slack-jawed. “Just for losing today’s match?? Oh come onnnnn.”
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Or, what happened while both star players of their respective teams were benched during the England-Norway match (writing this to cope with the fact that my goat lost…)
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“It’s not like I had a choice!” He defended himself, raising his hands high. A bolt of lightning shot down behind him, blowing pieces of synthetic grass off the field. He sheepishly looked at the damage as he tried to calm the atmosphere. “Wasn’t my intention, sorry perfect people.”
“Clearly, you can’t control yourself like this,” Solbakken scoffed, “You’ll be benched for the match.”
Or, the real reason Erling Haaland was benched during the match with France
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La démone de l’enfer by Cosmisa
Fandoms: Political RPF - Canadian 20th c., Canadian Music RPF
24 Jun 2026
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« Thérèse Casgrain attendait, assise sur les marches de l’entrée, en soupirant périodiquement.
Le soleil se couchait déjà à l’Ouest, et avec son départ apparut une forme ténébreuse se rapprochant du manoir. »Joyeuse Saint-Jean les amis!!
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Hell’s unfiled paperwork by Cosmisa
Fandom Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), Watcher Entertainment RPF
05 May 2023
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Mythology Aus of Mia and me characters
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The vast majority of human predators are terrestrial, meaning humanity never evolved the instinct to look up when searching for threats.
Gwi-Ma knows this and as such gave a gift to his most clever followers.
Powerful enough demons can grow wings; massive, leathery constructs which allow them to drop out of the sky and carry away their prey.
Rumi's back split open when she was 14.
Or. When a part of her demonic heritage becomes impossible to hide, Rumi takes drastic measures
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An Idiots Guide to Coming Into Your Demonic Powers and Social Standing by snapdragonpop007
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
12 Sep 2020
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Written by Shane Madej, Owner of Alton Bridge, Seventh Duke of Hell and Advisor to Lord Satan, Our Majesty,
Edited by Ryan Bergara,
and translated into Enochian by Lord Beelzebub, First Duke of Hell and Advisor to Lord Satan, Our Majesty(Enochian copy only available in the Seventh Circle of Hell, by request only)
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22 Apr 2026
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i imagined danny as an eel and the image plagued me until i drew it
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06 Apr 2026
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“I recall the message said I’d be transferred to a new veterinarian?”
“Yes, that’s right. Doctor Lee is a fresh graduate, but he is remarkably knowledgeable and operates with amazing kindness. He has few patients, so if you don’t mind having him, his schedule is free as early as tomorrow morning.”
Hyunjin doesn’t discriminate against younger health professionals, of course, so he has no trouble agreeing, especially if it gets him an appointment this quickly.
“Of course, Ma’am. Please, schedule me an appointment with him as early as you can tomorrow morning.”
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Hyunjin needs help figuring out what's wrong with his dog and Felix is his new proactive vet.
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07 Feb 2026
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While it isn't terribly ideal to drag an Ancient One through the void, stuff it into the Archive, and use the cosmic "blend" setting on high, Jon's got no other choice if he wants to exist again after leaving his old reality.
Another round at predictable events with more time to prepare and more abilities to utilize should mean keeping everyone safe is a piece of cake, but it's more of a chaotic donut with unexpected filling than anything else.
Or, The Fanfic Equivalent of A Large Flailing Inflatable. It's bigger than it has any right to be, weirdly fun to watch unfold, and it goes exactly where you'd expect while hitting other places you had no idea were even an option.
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- Part 1 of Redeath and Events Thereafter