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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    You,” the Iris snarled. “Insolent planets!

    Uranus couldn’t help a victorious grin as he fixed his posture, readjusting his hold on the bow. Take that, you bloody asshole, he thought, wishing he could say it to the planet’s face.

    The Iris ripped his arrow out of the eye socket it'd shredded through with a hissed, “You’re going to regret that.”

    …Actually, maybe he was fine just keeping that a thought. No need to say it to his face.

    Or; In which Uranus almost dies.

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    07 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Uranus dies
    But plot devices

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    “There’s 146 of you moons, right? I think that’s the number I remember.” Uranus lifted his head slightly, tilting his rings further out of his field of vision so he could look at all of the moons.

    “Actually, there’s 145 here. Titan’s with Earth, remember? I’m sure Saturn’s too busy worrying about him to even think of the rest of us with you.” The moon who had spoken up earlier answered him, her arms still crossed over her chest as she looked up.

    Uranus frowned, his brow furrowing just slightly. “Why in the blazes would he do that?”

    “Saturn only cares about Titan. It’s obvious. He’s the only whose name he cares to remember, and he’s always looking for Titan no matter what the rest of us moons are doing.” The moon rolled her eyes, and the moons around her nodded in agreement.

    Or; Uranus's POV during the Moon Switch, with Saturn's Moons.

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    20 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Every moon loves Uranus (platonically) he's an awesome guy

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    007n7 feels off as of late. There's a bullet-shaped hole in his heart and a growing pain in his head.

    The other survivors are worried, but why should they be?

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    11 Aug 2025

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    007n7 spends nearly 10k words not seeing that people care about him all the while everyone tries to make him feel better. Ends with Burgerpizza I love you

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    The Spectre's focus, it's attention is all on 007n7. Always watching, eagerly awaiting what more he could possibly bring to the table.

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    11 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The Spectre loves 007n7 and ahhhh 007n7 supremacy

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    “Jupiter! Saturn!” he called out, rewarded with both of them immediately turning to look at him. Jupiter lifted one hand in a wave, wearing a small but very obviously genuine smile, and Saturn looked near to burst from excitement, flushed and sweaty.

    He’d obviously already had a drink… or two.

    Or; One night gives Uranus simultaneously the best and worst moments of his life.

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    24 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Uranus is drunk and does drunk things to Saturn and jupiter